What should i do with my beer

gotthelove

gotthelove

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i stashed it in the woods when i came home this morning but my parents just left...... and its going to be 85+ today................ does beer go bad in the warmth?
 
How much do you have?

The heat will make it warm, and unsavory WHEN warm, but it should be okay if you make it ice cold when you plan to drink it.
 
If beer goes from store bought cold temp to a extremely higher temp and then back down to cold again. You prolly wont be having a good time drinking that. Its gonna taste like

A. Big Foots Dick
B. A Skunk
C. Less than savory.
 
dude, drinking warm beer is so grose, i would honestly rather drink horse semen than warm brew, ok maybe not horse semen but warm brew sucks soooooo much
 
when i came home the other night i accidentaly left my beer in the car. someone in my family found it but i havent been confronted so owell. anyway put it in your closet either that or put it in a cooler and stash it
 
hahahahahahahaha

I haven't had to do that in such a long time. I'm happy.

WARM COLT 45'S THAT HAVE BEEN SITTING IN YOUR CLOSET FOR 3 WEEKS FUCKIN EH!
 
put it in a cooler and put salt on it. it will make your beer cold very cold fast because of a a bunch of stuff about molucles and what not.
 
The salt has to be dissolved for it to do anything. It restricts the movement of the particles because there is a greater mass (salt) and less movement means less heat.
 
definitely put them on ice or something. i feel like if you get beer from a freezer (store), then it gets warm, you have like one chance to cool it down. if you go cold to warm to cold to warm to cold, no good. but i think cold to warm to cold isn't too bad. doesn't fuck up the shitty beer i drink at least. haha
 
drink it now... or if that doesent work.. dig a hole and put it in there.. it should stay at a drinkable temperature.. .do this everytime at a openairfestival..
 
i didnt join this site to hear about underage illegal drinking, this is a drug free content zone, someone ban this person asap.
 
Sell it to 14 year olds for the price of 2 24 wraps, and then you just got two cases of beer thats cold. Used to do it all the time when i was younger.
 
if your beer was cold then outside in the warmth itll get skunked and taste .like shit and they will be ruined, if not just make the cold and see how they taste youll noticed if theyve been skunked
 
ya know, a beer only has to be on ice for 7 minutes before it is drinkabley cold.

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yea, depends on how much you have, but here is what i suggest. you find yourself a drug dealer, tell him that your beer is flat, and buy a fat bag of skunk
 
get them a tad cold and then shot gun them infront of ur parents and when / if they r like wtf b like dont worry abut and see what happens. i dont actually no y u hid them in the first place just bring em into yo room
 
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