What sets off your gaper alarm?

I know a gabe who can nollie double front. Also know one who gets mad at me when I take him down black diamonds.
 
Because for some reason nearly all threads get trolled like this now. Yes this may have been asked in the past but te search bar is pretty useless and the op is new. So why not just ignore the thread if you are not interested in it. Why does every thread need to get trolled?
 
Because most threads, like this one, are giagantic piles of shit before the first response. You know what else is a gigantic pile of shit? OP
 
I think the majority of NS can't come up with something original so they just say the thread blows. AHaha

My gaper alarm goes off when someone brags about the "difficulty" of the run they skied.
 
When little 5 years olds have gopro hero 3+ black editions and they "gape" the rail, or when any gaper has a helmet cam
 
Park skis. Anything narrower than 98mm. Non-twin tips (with possible exceptions such as AT skis). Scott equipment of any type. 100% camber skis. Gaper gap. Snowboards.
 
Yeah, most park skis are under 98mm, that was kinda my point, hence why I said "park skis" first. Park skis and any other sub-98mm skis.
 
and that pic proves what exactly? Everything you said screams gaper. Standing on rocks doesnt mean shit. Get back to me in a week when youre done with your ban, gaper
 
Standing on rocks? lol? How is that standing on rocks? Am I a gaper because I ski lines that would make park kids like you cry to mommy for the bunny hill?
 
^ I would try to help barto in his fight against this poser but he seems to have shit in control
 
I havent hit a rail in years. You really think youre the best skier here? lol. Bode uses full camber skis that arent twins, what a raging gaper.

Go be a gaper on epicski, youre just too good for us
 
When did I say I'm the best skier here? And yeah gate bashing is gaper tier. Bode is a cool guy though, and considering he has something like 100 pairs of skis, chances are he has some big pow skis.

I post on Epicski too. But at least the people there admit they suck at skiing instead of pretending they're good at skiing just because they're good at acrobatics.
 
I could write an actual response or I could tell you to fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself

Excellent choice, excellent excellent
 
Yea dude, im pissed. Arrogant fucks like you think that youre the only good skier around. Ive been skiing since I was a freshman in HS. I can get down any run on the mountain, even the ones with the "hazardous terrain" signs. Youre not the only good skier here and we arent all rail rats
 
that also have a waist width of less than 98 mm.

What sets off my gaper alarm? People trying too hard to act "core." Kind of like you, op.
 
Tanner hall uses full camber skis lol what gaper. How wide your ski doesn't determine shit, what's the point of having a mid fat ski if you're skiing in the east or Australia or any sub par conditions. You only need twins if you're sking switch or landing switch. Scott makes good skis and goggles. Snowboarding is fucking dope. So shut up you have no clue what you're talking about. Go back to epicski
 
I have no idea where this idea comes from that epicski is full of people who don't know what they're talking about. Chances are a lot more epicski members would agree with everything you just said than ns members.
 
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