what piss's you off?

Drail

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i hate it when friends sell out.

stupid fucking sellouts!

Darryl Hunt

'today's show is brought to you by the letter... ...Joint' big bird.
 
When I get all confussled because people are mad at me and they won't tell why. grrr... stupid... uh... people....

Sigs are really starting to bug me.
 
stupid girls (and guys for that matter) who put stupid fucking poetry in their ICQ info. Also, any girl who refers to herself as princess, or has princess as an ICQ name.

I hate snobby bitches, and bitches who talk behind your back. I hate little fucking kids who think they are hot shit and i hate little snowboarding kids who think they are so hot shit and always dis on skiers. Hence why those little kids always seem to end up with pole marks on their boards...and that's also why they usually leave the lift line crying because i tore the shit out of them.

I hate stupid fucking hill operators who think they know fucking everything yet are apparently too blind to realize that their 'hill' is a giant fucking pile of rat shit and needs new management and a new direction BADLY!

I hate getting carded buying lottery tickets, yet for some reason not for booze anymore. I hate the feeling the day after you drink way too much beer, and i hate going to sleep mad. I also hate onions, tomatoes, green peppers and asparagus.

oh, i also hate cleaning my room, showering, taking out the garbage and doing laundry. I hate changing my boxers cuz i love the broken in feeling, and new clothes suck because they are never as comfortable as your old clothes, yet by the time they become comfortable they are already old clothes and you have to buy new ones.

I also hate The Gap (Gay and Proud hahaha) and A&F and American Eagle and any other clothing manufacturer that has gay ass fucking commercials.

I hate being wet (hence why i don't like showering) and if it was up to me, there would be a designated sex day where all everyone did was have sex. I hate serious talks after sex, because all that is on my mind is more sex and well talking ain't sex now is it. I don't mind condoms, sometimes just easier, but i do hate it when you realize that you don't have any near your bed and you have to get up out of bed and go get some, even though they are only like four feet away. I do not like scented condoms (they make me want to puke).

I hate regular underwear on girls. It's gotta either be a thong, g-string or nothing at all. I wanna see ass cheek not material.

Six Million Ways to Die, Choose One

FROSTMONKEY
 
i'd have to agree with bad drivers, and stupid hill operators! i also hate when people are walking in front of you and they just stop to talk to someone and hold up a whole hall way of people...hrm can't think of anything else right now though.

It's not about the wannabes stylin' for the crowd. It's about you setting your own standards and being a tough judge...
 
pickels on mcdonalds cheeseburgers...last night there was four pickles in my cheeseburger and let's just say that one pickle makes me want to drop a box of puppies off a bridge...

I brush my teeth with Amaretto.
 
hahaha

'Dude dont worry its impossible to get hurt on this hip' My words of confidence to stephan waldie just before he hits the hip and brakes his coller bone/sholderblade.
 
When I say something really funny to my friend quietly, he ignores me, then he tells the same thing 10 seconds later out loud to a bunch of people and they laugh their asses off, and he gets credit for it. IT WAS MY JOKE DAMMIT!

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
4 pickles? most i ever got, ever, was 2... i hate them too, but 4? wow.

Darryl Hunt

'today's show is brought to you by the letter... ...Joint' big bird.
 
I fucking hate Eminem, Fear Factor, Survivor, Nelly, Little Bow faggot, and all those other kid rappers. I hate people who think they are smart when there fucking dumb. I hate labourous work. and some other stuff too.

_DECAfilm
 
people who ski over my skis. i punched a kid in the face for that last year. man o man yeti r u my significant other? everything on that list was everything i hate

 
people who scrath there balls then put the same hand into the bag of chips, and have the nerv to ask you why u arnt eating any

'Dude dont worry its impossible to get hurt on this hip' My words of confidence to stephan waldie just before he hits the hip and brakes his coller bone/sholderblade.
 
I hate school, teachers, deans, homework, test, quizes, exams, essays, term-papers, finals and anything else that is related with school. I also fucking hate when you run of good junkfood.

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Andrew

SUVs Suck!
 
people who sing in my car, I tell them to be quiet but they just sing a crapier song.

and people who think that their shit dont stink.

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'Whats going on here?..... and I want a nongay answer
 
I hate old people on the road. They max at 25 mph and then they cut you off, never look, never use turning signals, and then they just bitch at you for your music.

I hate those kids at the skatepark that just sit there, talk about how bad ass they are, talk shit, wear all the clothes, sport nice equipment, talk more trash, and then you see them try to do a kickflip and fall on their ass.

I hate trailer trash, and the foreigners that work at quick-e-marts and fast food restaurants. You gotta repeat yourself 10 times, and then they still get your order wrong. biatches.

 
alright, People that take naked pictures of themselves and other ppl, then try to get them developed at my store piss me off. When we tell them that we didn't want to print them due to content they act all suprised saying they had no idea what was on the roll. Damn those ppl piss me off. I mean come on, do you honestly think we don't look at them? grr.

 
oh common kristen you know you like the nudie pics, you probably even make doubles of the good ones.

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'my boss takes a shit like ten times a day..... today I got her back' - my bro while telling me how work was
 
I hate home work. And when friends talk about me behind my back. I hate not being able to ski. I hate lift lines. I hate little kids who think there awesome. I hate when my parents talk about me in front of other ppl. I hate when my friends act stupid. I hate getting up early in the morning for anything other than skiing. I hate it when ski patrolers 'pull u over' for going to fast. I hate ppl who go 'ooooooooooo' when u crash in the park. I hate skiing in big groups. I hate being bored. I hate bees and misqitos. I hate hitting the metals poles on trampolines. I hate when its hot. I hate icy snow. I hate skiing in the wind. I hate skiing in slush. I hate reading things or giving reports in front of the class. I hate boring lectures in class. I hate the game spoons from that movie 'extreme days'. I hate being in wet clothes. I hate when I hurt my self. I hate being sick. I hate most movies. And I HAAAAAAATE the staying up late at night thinking about how much I miss skiing!!!!!

'Shampoo is beta!'

'NO! Conditioner is beta!'

'I go on first and clean the hair!'

'I leave the hair feeling smooth and silky!'

'O really fool?!'

'O really?!'

.....'STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAAAAN!!!!'

 
Internet abbreviations like 'U, R, PPL' (however, lol, b/c, w/, and omg are acceptable)

GAY 'misspellings' of words to be cool, like 'kewl, gurl'

People who ask dumbass computer questions.

Those new emoticons people are doing, like ^_^, and '_' and such.

Mike Nick

The fact that as soon as you fix something, another thing will go wrong...

Newbies.

People who think they aren't newbies, but they are.

Newbies who talk down to other newbies while thinking they are not newbies.

People who ruin threads with out of context and off topic posts.

New people who do the above.

Bryan Gallant

Spam (both the internet and food kinds)

fat chicks (especially ones that think they are hot)

... I could think of more, but I'm too tired.

-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
 
i am a newbie. yay for me, but ye i HATE things like LOL, ROTFL, GTG, OMG, WTF. i don't like 'em at all, especially lol. hate lol.

TrystX called me a gay homophobe. Smart kid.
 
I severly dislike:

The size of ontario, the distance from ontario to the mountains. Doing a hard trick but having it look shitty cause i lack 'style' on the bigger tricks. Kids who want to see me do a backflip...and won't leave me alone until i do. Fernie's crappy pipe cutting. Ice. Finding a new job then being trained by some 'cool' little bitch who thinks he's hot shit because i'm older and he's training me. Being shy. Not being able to put my thoughts into words properly. Having something meaningful to say, then forgetting what it was you wanted to say when the time is finally right. The fact that the one girl that i've ever gotten along with perfectly and have the most fun with is taken by another guy. Screwing up relationships because of my own issues with myself. Always living paycheck to paycheck. Not winning the lottery. Liquor and beer stores closing at 6pm every night except friday when they are open until 9 (still shitty). Growing up. Things hurting a lot more and for longer. When a skier becomes pro after 2 years (i still respect turpin..but ...fuck.). Asshole little kids on NS who feel the need to talk shit about everyone and say useless things. The kids that made elementry school suck ass and made my life hard. My friend who calls me 'petunia' at work because she thinks i can't handle 'real work'. Tree planting. People who drive 20kms under the limit when you're late for work or just want to get home. The sentence 'that would have been cool on a snowboard'.

i'm sure there's more..

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
people who think they are on a higher level then everyone else/arrogance.

dissapointment.

boredom.

ignorance.

mean people.

anoyingness.

lack of skill/some people have all the luck no matter how much we fucken suck.

finding out you could of donesomething when you thought you couldn't like go to this gig last might i thought i was underage but wasnt, and my friends went, fucccccccccccck.

depression

struggling to do something when others do it with ease.

injuries.

sickness.

judgement.

stress, pressure.

Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
 
when you pop a boner and then stand up and everyone sees it and it hits someone in the eye, and they get mad and snap your boner, and then you have a broken dink, and you can have anymore sex ever.... uhh.. i mean when simpsons are replaced by baseball... who even likes babseball???

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Member of the ~Elite Brethren~

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
do you know how many times that comes up in my dad to day life these day? not a boner - well, yea a boner too, but baseball.

seriously now, does ANYONE still like baseball? even my stepmom stopped watching and she never missed a Jay's game.

Kristen - my friend always takes nakid pics of his gf and friends... it's really funny 'cause we never know which one's they'll develope. They give him back some because they were in 'good taste', whatever that is... what do you guys do with the ones that are not in good taste? keep them for yourself or burn them or something?

and wow, a lot of people have a lot of hate in their lives. you all gotta calm the fuck down and get a hummer or something...

...but sellouts can still rot in hell - fuckers. and everyone who comes into work from school at lunch - go eat somewhere else fuckers, i don't want to hear you making fun of me - fuckers.

and the price of lift tickets, why the hell does a day ticket at Vail have to be $67? That's almost, if not, $100Cnd a day to ski there - fuckers.

i'm done now.

Darryl Hunt

'Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

 
i hate valley girls that think that they can ski better than me but cant even ski... i hate posersthey just piss me off... guys that are full of themself... lil bow wow lil romeo all the gay lil rappers....

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' life is like a dick, if its hard fuck it.'
 
i hate valley girls that think that they can ski better than me but cant even ski... i hate posersthey just piss me off... guys that are full of themself... lil bow wow lil romeo all the gay lil rappers....

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' life is like a dick, if its hard fuck it.'
 
When you have to sneeze, and it's just about to happen, but then you don't.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
hehe no, we don't keep them, if they're really gross we just don't print them, and then make them feel stupid in front of other customers, but we'll print funny drunk ppls pics, cause everyone does stupid things when they're drunk and so we don't mind printing those. And good taste means that it can be seen in a 14A movie maybe 18A, but if it involves little kids, ugly fat people, old people or animals we don't print them.

 
that's sooo weird... our photo lab prints anything... except underage porn, that has to legally get reported to the cops... but everything else is fine. drugs, sex, anything...

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Member of the ~Elite Brethren~

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
yeah, some ppl print them some don't. It's up to the printer to decide if they want to see it or not.

 
i hate preps and guys that say they like you but wont do shit about it... and fake people

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SOUTHEAST REPRESENTIN'

later..EMILIE

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www.appskimtn.com
 
I don't like my roomate. And that sneeze things. And rashes on your foot. Fuck.

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-Dan

''Condoms are for pirates! Condoms are for pirates!''

 
oh, one more thing - I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SNORE AT NIGHT!

Darryl Hunt

'Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

 
i hate it when ppl on msn make there screen names an inside joke or a stupid fucking name

do we really give a fuck???

i also hate stoner posers... im on the fucking bus up to blue mountain and all i here r these 4 snobs that go to prepy schools talking about how they got so wasted from drinking a can of beer last night.. and not only that but theres a fucking 6 year old next to them wondering what they are talking about

'It's ok, I am on my way, let the sun no longer scorch you, and the sun no longer nurn your skin.. I am coming, I am coming.'... ***Frost***

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

 
I hate all those fucking homeless people, they are such fucking losers. I walk into welfare office like everyone else to make my money.

I hate people that hate things, I hate all of you, I hate me.

I hate cops, I hide in the bushes and throw rocks at em cause i hate em, I have stolen two police bikes, and there was one runnign for state rep last month, i personally took all of his campaign signs i could find, and i burnt them.

I hate the false security safeway grocery stores give you.

I hate how they run a background check on you before you can buy guns, then they turn you away.

I hate how Tara Reid's lawyers tell me to stay away of the will prosecute me.

I hate how i can't read brail.

I hate how you have to 'pay' for things.

I hate that they never let ME fly the plane.

I hate how girls get all attached, when you don't like them anymore

I hate how the only way i can bring my dog into places with me is i pretend to be blind.

I hate how i fake an australian accent to pick up on girls.

I hate how i can't be in the movie scarface.

I hate that i have to wear clothes everywhere

I hate how they stole the idea of spongebob from my dreams.

I hate how i can't get off this Reef.

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I am about an 8, i will sit next to a girl that is a 6 and drink till she is a 10 and then bring her home

 
I hate it when people whisper in public, when people tink they're superior to others when there not, when girls go to the bathroom in pair, like what the fuck are they doing, I hate stubbing my toes, burning my tongue on hot things, when people don't understand the most simple things, when I can't get a job even though my stupid friends who are dumb as nails get them because they have connections, I hate brats and spoiled people, drinking coffe, coors lite, pcp, and stupid pop-ups on the internet

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
people that fuck with me when i am driving my car, my friend always pulls and e-brake up when i am driving and messes with the radio, it pisses me off, i fucking get to control that shit, so unless you want to die, back off.

i hate all the preppy fag bitches and the clothes they wear, they are so stuck up that they dont even talk to me, fuck them

i also hate people that run over my skis, people that think they are good, fat chicks that think they are hot, bitches, bad drivers, people that swear just to be cool, and i think that is it, ill think of more later

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
Oh, i also hate all the glitter and crap that people put in Ladies soap now. why cant we just have soap? Glitter on girl's face pisses me off too, and when my mom rubs lotion all over her hands because 'they get dry'.

'Give us Canada pronto or we will level Toronto.'-Canadian Bacon
 
i don't like to use the word poser, but hey, skiAMF, look at your icon and tell me who is the poser.

TrystX called me a gay homophobe. Smart kid.
 
I hate very few things but i really dislike it when you bust out a really big crap in a public toilet.....turn to the holder and there is no paper.

So you sit there and contemplate how your gonna wipe your ass.

 
I hate lazy people...stalkers...and when you have 5 tests on the same day. Also, when you really want something but the answer is no.

~Skiing is like sex...when you're done all you want to do is fall asleep~
 
i HATE driving with flies in my car.. i cant do it.

I got all ready for it, positioned my fingers and shit

(Martin D)
 
some of us are to poor for windows, richy

'Dude dont worry its impossible to get hurt on this hip' My words of confidence to stephan waldie just before he hits the hip and brakes his coller bone/sholderblade.
 
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