What our school did

joei

joei

Active member
our school blocked NS.com because they thought that it was an instant messaging service

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CRUTCH GIRL

im UNDerGRouND

representin Northeast

GIRLS OF NS....

'the gun fired, but it didnt go as far as we wanted, so dad and i are off the local liquor store, we're gonna get some alcohol.' -john
 
that sucks. probably because of the PMs.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
you must be in middle school

littering and....

littering and....

littering and....

littering and....

littering and smoking the reefer

oh officer thats not ours!
 
yea i used to go to cincystreetscene.com all the time here at work then one day i tried to go and it said that the IT department was monitoring that website and it was blocked. i was like WTF blocked for. so i just went under options and turned off the auto config script, worked like a charm... im back surfin the forum wiht no problems.

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
^probaly, but that sucks, well in my high school they had this e-sniff thing and if they chough you on an unathorized site they gave you an in school suspension. my friend once had to spend 3 days in the can just for looking at ign.com. now that's bull shit....

that's my two cents

School=no money=no skiing=insanity
 
im not sure if ns works at my school. ill try it sometime

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my words of wisdom
 
hah trouble for ign, unless they have a bad secret there's nothing wrong with a site for game reviews and how would you know what sites are unauthorized or not?

 
me and a few other people are the only ones who go in it.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
my schools so shitty our computers would crash if i tried to get onto ns

what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
 
It works at my school. But I'm the only person I know personally who comes on here.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
back in my school days NS always worked. but then again i was the only person who logged on to the site, and there were probably only 40 other people that actually knew how to ski, and i was the only one that skied more than 3 or 4 times a year

Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?

A screwdriver screws and turns, Bill Clinton screws interns

He who dares wins
 
i go to the same school as joei (nrthfacer) and we aren't in middle school, our high school is just soo stupid, and the kid who got it blocked was a fucker!!!!

~Ella~

GIRLS OF NS REPRESENT!!!

messed knees for life!

anti drAmamine

 
works at my school

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-Brad, Representing the KPP

Lateralis on NS hate messages:

'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
BRIAN BANKS known on here as poop....is going to die!!!!!

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.joei.

Girls of NS represent

busted knees 4 LIFE
 
Brian Banks, I remember that kid. What the hell did he do to get it blocked? Our school doesn't even have porn blocked.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
lauren...you know brian banks!!

he told the librarians the exact site name when they asked for it

that buckshot

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.joei.

Girls of NS represent

busted knees 4 LIFE
 
Yeah I believe Brian Banks once asked me to massage his balls with my mouth.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
at my school we only have 1 computer thats fast enough to run ns.com, and it still sux

~You Can Call Me Matty~
 
lauren brian banks is the most annoying freakiest kid EVER.... ahh haha too bad hes not like BEN BANKS his brother cuz he was fuckyn awesome

~Ella~

GIRLS OF NS REPRESENT!!!

messed knees for life!

anti drAmamine

 
hahha brian banks....the rapist

me: brian, do you have any friends that are guys?

brian: no, just the ladies

he definitely needs to keep his hands off my boobs!

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.joei.

Girls of NS represent

busted knees 4 LIFE
 
so what did he do to get it banned?

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
my college has t3 connection, every computer has burners, zip drives, optical 'mice', flat panel monitors and all the memory in the world to waste on downloading ns videos or whatever u wanna do... every computer has like 235235 million rap songs and videos downloaded on it because of all the ghetto people that go there and they are still faster than all get out

i invented eBay so does that mean i get a discount on the crap u sell
 
Im a bitch who rocks NS at school every freakin day. I go to a ghetto mexican school and we have nice computers, WHAT!!!

im and anti-whore trend-whore pro-trend anti-prowhore
 
we have good computers, and theres ways to get around it.... just dont type WWW but JOEI! they might block that too cuz effin shelli got caught on it AFTER brian!!!! but i dont blame her completely she didnt know the lady was right there

~Ella~

GIRLS OF NS REPRESENT!!!

messed knees for life!

anti drAmamine

 
Essex... stupid rich school- MAU can't afford blocks because yep we checked today and you can go to any site you want.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
works at my school course only me scmitz and greendayguy are the only people who ever go there let alone know about it

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visit www.cafepress.com/silentwitness for all your silent witness needs
 
yeah i come on here now durin school everyday now that they managed to block most of the game sites

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Pat

Repin the CMP

'Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds'

~Bob Marley~

 
i always go on NS when were allowed to use the computers and i download videos n shit and everyone is like whoa whazt the fuck is that crazy shit n im like its skiing man its skiing

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
yeah i use it all the time at my school, only a few people at my school are on ns too

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
our school blocked it too. i hate schools and their schemes to get kids not to go on sites. it's not like ur protecting them from anything. if a kid wants to go on a site during school, they are obviously going to go on it at home too. dumb school.

~*Michelle

->'the CD goes right here. the speakers... oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'
 
my school blocked it. funny because the only person who used it just watched the videos

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

 
lucky^

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

 
the simplest way to get around it is to go to a translation site, then go to 'Translate whole web page.' you type in the address where it prompts you to do so, and voila.

There is also the number adress which works with some school blocker things, but i dont remember what it is. It was posted in another thread, so try searching around

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-Brad, Representing the KPP
 
this is just about the only site that my school hasn't blocked. prolly cause my schools in the middle of nowhere and i'm prolly the only person who even knows about this site. sad, yah, i know.

 
Ya, well my school bloked it cus of games, so i started using the translation thing, well they figure me out again, so i start to go to search it on google and go to the cache, and they figured that out too, so then i finnaly had to change the ip address of the comp everytime i logged in so that it wud be unbloked, and now, they have taken the edit tab out so i cant do that either.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4

_-_-_-_Scoot4Life_-_-_-_

 
ha ha we can go to any web site at my school just go to the control panel and turn the filter off

Your dads a mother F@ucker

you know when you see a bum and he tells you he's Jesus he probobly is so give him some cash all right

 
Kids at our school got suspended for looking up porn, another for jerking off in the computer lab.

So gross.

'its the candybabyfountainwatertiretreadpencileraserdoorknobstopperbasketballhoopethiopianclockradiodivegooglegoggleboggle

shwartzchairlikeelephanttreessadbirdpootigerjuicebottlerumdrunkenmasterfighterkillertomatopastetoothbrushtailsantlersdisplaycase

toothbrushtailsantlersdisplaycasestudyhallwaydowntownassassinmaneateryoungkippurherringsrowboatankerwankerspankertankgirlpowerspice

meatballparmaseancheesewhizbangermetalhornsdogchowmeinstreetcardesiresexpleasethanksmaamspamalopecantelopeicecreamcone

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phonehomebusinesscardsharkfinsoupnatsiscumbagpipesmokerlungbiscuitbowlnoodlesaladtongsbatontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdink kink rail.'
 
Its not blocked on my school but if u get caught going to it you get kicked off the comps for a couple of weeks because its not school related. My homeroom teacher is cool though so she lets my friends and i go on and play games. for a month we had every1 hooked on ski stunt simulator. it was great

Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
 
damn i'm on NS at least twice a day at school

-Ira

Member No. 8857

Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
haha, rice hs sucks

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'i try to avoid my parents as much possible, i just live in their house, theyre fucken losers'

-Lateralis

bomb hills not cities
 
at my school we cant look at porn, we cant look at a lot of websites becuase theyre blocked. but one time i was in the library and this retarded kid ( 'scarry' larry) was looking at porn it was hilarious

teem bousquet
 
^ I'm with you on that one.

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'becuz atomick gives him more sstickerz so he is more spansczord'

-YAMATOM9 on why Mikael Deschaneux would go to Atomic
 
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