what makes you hot

PurpleSkier

PurpleSkier

Active member
ya, so anyone who wants to answer, what exactly is it that your bf/gf does to you to make you totally fucking horny?

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
 
i like hot chicks

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
sucks really sexually on my finger, like it was my rod.....i basically beg for it after that..because she is so good at it...ohhhhhhh

2 Inchers Club

Tical: so this one dude says to the other

Martock_Freestylist: he said Tical shush ur mouth

FilmingBitch: yup

 
well prolly because theres not much diff in the 2incher and a finger, just kiddin

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
 
heh, zinker zonker zoo

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
hahaha, ur just jealous of my 2 inchs of raw man meat..HARD! yea thats right, go hide in the shadows

2 Inchers Club

Tical: so this one dude says to the other

Martock_Freestylist: he said Tical shush ur mouth

FilmingBitch: yup

 
2 inchers are what it's all about. You don't want to intimidate us with massive dicks, play it small, it's cute that way!

And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
 
uhh no id have to say id prefer something at least 6'

~OFFICIAL NS HOOKER~

**Official Member of tha NS Nightclub**

Sex is when a guys communication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation

do you get the information.. or do you need a demonstration?

~Nat~
 
6' = six feet, haha

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-Caleb

SMS Session 2

''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell

I promise I'll donate soon...
 
That's because the inches thing is automatically changed to the apostrophe on here.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
my girlfriend pins me down on the bed and says 'i gotchaya' and bites her teeth together, and yeah she has got me after that...hehehe, shes so great.

HOMOSEXUALITY RULES!
 
what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

******

To the bar Batman
 
Hahaha Chris that's terrible. Back massages make me melt. Well, they make me fall asleep, too, but yeah. I don't really know. There isn't just one thing. Depends on the situation.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
when my girlfriend gets on top of me, stares really deep into my eyes and bites her lip a little like on the side and laughs and then we get down and dirty.

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
when she gets amazingly close to me, without touching me, makin moanin sounds, and being really slow and sensual.

I think i'm going crazy...

According to a newschooler, i'm druggie trash
 
when.. like, im like... uh... thinkin of a girl that i will never ever EVER do anything with. oh yeah. that really makes me ... uh.... uh... *farts*.... uh...

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
 
ya, i think the whole fart thing would be a turnoff, especially if she did it

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
 
whaaaaaaatt! i think girls farting is the greatest turn-on known to mankind! think about it... the air quickly rushing out of a little hole in her backside and making her cheeks flap together, making that ogasmic noise... then... then that totaly aromatheraputic stench that engulfs the room.. my friends, THAT makes ME HARD

Tip-2-Tip We Rule
 
^ yea, especially then when u go down and take it all in, then sit back while u puke all over

2 Inchers Club

Tical: so this one dude says to the other

Martock_Freestylist: he said Tical shush ur mouth

FilmingBitch: yup

 
haha so i guess that you guys enjoyed that part of not another teen movie where the girl starts farting on the toilet, and in the end everyone is covered in crap. well i honestly didnt, and i am in no way interested in seeing guys fart let alone girls.

Joel
 
you guys are nasty, anyway, sarah, if i was giving a girl a back massage and she fell asleep id probably kill myself

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
ah i love it when girls fart. its such a turn on. also when they burp and scratch their ass. sooo hot...

pirates. they just don't fuck around.

SMS session 4
 
hahahahahhaha funny stuff dan

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And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!
 
dude the whole reason girls rule is cuz they dont do that nasty ass stuff and i like how im arguing with a bunch of guys who are kidding

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
whenever I burp, I have this guy friend who says 'Sara, if I had a boner right now, it would have gone right down because of you and your manlike burps.' or something similar to that...cause my burps are massive. Thought I'd mention that. Cept I've had some guys say that my burps smell good. Is that normal?

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

skihood.com
 
i think that might be bad, but yes, boners would drop

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
 
i dont have a gf, and no gf i've had i have ever gotten any with.

so this post in pointless

i like staring at hott girls for long time tho.

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
^heh

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
Yeah, buddy, sara, I can burp like crazy too, but I keep that for when I'm chillin with my friends, not my boy.

 
ya, I usually do it at school and with friends, and the teachers get pissed at me, and ask me if I want to go into the hall. Then with friends, like that one guy i was talking about

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

skihood.com
 
when he gets real close and whispers sweet things in my ear....

~OFFICIAL NS HOOKER~

**Official Member of tha NS Nightclub**

Sex is when a guys communication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation

do you get the information.. or do you need a demonstration?

~Nat~
 
when im pooing and she pops out of the toilet and sticks her penis up my ass ohhhh

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT

'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.

where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
 
Dan, I know when and when not to fall asleep during back massages. The only reason why I do fall asleep is because it's the only time my back doesn't hurt, and I can relax and feel good finally.

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
its all good

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
heh

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
skisundownjibber you suck, i hope you never get laid and your penis falls off

_______________________________________________________

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
 
yeah heh again

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
he probably never did get laid, that's why he says this thread is so gay

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

'Life is a stage on which everyone contributes a verse...what will your verse be?' -Robin Williams in 'The Dead Poets Society'

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
 
maybe his penis already fell off

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
 
ok, if she falls asleep, isnt that a good thing?

muhuhhahahahahahaahahahahhaahahahahahahahahaha!

I think i'm going crazy...

According to a newschooler, i'm druggie trash
 
Holy shit Pete! Rape is bad, hahaha

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
rape is bad, i agree

_______________________________________________________

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
 
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