What makes YOU a badass?

[andersteeze]

i afterbang when i didnt even go off a jump

 

[elemeno89]

i shit, IN THE BATHTUB.

 

[blunts]

littering and...

 

[FerrisBueller]

i poop.

ON THE TOILET SEAT!!!

 

[TheButterHashira]

Well I pooped in the water fountain at school.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

i make her get on top..

E V E R Y T I M E

 

[q_sketch]

my redtube sesh's last 2 hours+ everytime.... EVERY FUCKING TIME

 

[Laurent.]

I eat oatmeal & milk.

WITH A KNIFE!

 

[Logey.]

I dont use toilet paper to wipe my ass.

I ride with a helmet.

I bike with NO SHOES ON!!!!!!!

 

[MistahSmith]

I AM Chuck Noris

 

[GILLSKI]

lol

 

[zacharyn]

I iron my shirt while i'm still wearing it.

 

[canterbury]

I once pee'd, IN THE TRASHCAN

 

[JStrathern]

i go UP the DOWN escalator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!11

 

[KFRADtheLaxBro]

I GO TO THE MALL TO GETS PANTS FOR ME AND MY NIGAAAZZZZZ!

 

[kootenayklaus]

I PUNCH BABIES

 

[rach]

lololol

 

[koffee412]

i ski. NAKED

 

[Motes]

ahaha

 

[roaklee]

I sing Miley Cryus Songs...NAKED

 

[Gameboy]

I can breath IN SPACE

 

[JosephStalin]

i did a crossword, IN PEN!

 

[bananas]

i ski

 

[FBGM]

my substitute teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom so I PEED IN MY PANTS

 

[Backyard.Skier]

hahaha

 

[kronickrew]

I PISS in the SINK and WASH my HANDS in the TOILET!!1!

 

[nipples-the-cat]

i PEED IN YOUR MOMS BUTT, THEN DIDNT EVEN CALL HER THE NEXT MORNING!!!!!!

 

[EvanMeyer]

HIGH RIDEZZZZ

 

[pomme-de-terre]

I TOLD YOUR MOM SHE WAS A NICE LADY

THEN WROTE MEAN THINGS ABOUT HER IN THE MENS BATHROOM. IN SHARPIE. BITCH.

 

[Magikarp]

Take it in the butt.... liek a man.

 

[Testicles]

I take pisses WITH NO HANDS

 

[roaklee]

When it lasts more than four hours...I DON'T go the doctors

 

[antwone]

i smoked weed.... once..

 

[the.cheat]

this kid at my school peed his pants because he was afraid to ask if he could go to the bathroom. I LAUGHED. and no hes not retarded.

 

[jeR.]

i scope lines and SHOOT NINES

 

[FBGM]

hahahaha that's so embarrassing. how old was he? i did that in third grade. the bitch wouldn't let me go to the bathroom so i figured if i just peed she'd have to deal with it. so my parents picked me up from school for the day it was rad.

 

[MACAQUE]

I masturbate WITH SAND PAPER

 

[Ian.Ham]

lovin the super troopers reference

 

[kpow]

i had nails for breakfast... WITHOUT ANY MILK!

 

[FBGM]

i actually know someone who was getting a hj on the beach and the girls hand had sand on it and they had to stop

 

[U.daho]

i once snorted crack off a hookers ass

 

[Lemuel]

Having a torn ACL and not giving a FUCK

 

[Crack.]

i can ride my bike with no handlebars

on water

 

[D_War]

same situation in one of my classes except this attention craving kid asked to go and she said he had to wait (3rd grade remember) so he stood on his desk and whipped it out and took his piss

i fucked your mom and your little sister AT THE SAME TIME

 

[SkiGiant]

i shit, IN YOUR BATHTUB.

 

[FBGM]

haha alrightt i guess he beats me. but at least i wasn't attention craving. that makes him lamesauce

 

[shredables]

i shit, WHILE GETTING BRAINED

 

[pianoman]

i ran over a moose ON A BICYCLE

 

[ThunderousFilms]

I stood in gen-x for an hour, AND I AM WHITE

 

[Thuggish]

BECAUSE MY BITCHES KICKTHEMSELVES OUT THA DOOR