What makes YOU a badass?

[+[wall.e]+]

Because I only drink blood, FROM THE SKULLS OF MY ENEMIES. AND MOTOR OIL, STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN.

 

[Half-Blood]

God damn you are a badass!

 

[B.Pol]

I can perform an ABORTION with my MIND!!!!ON

A vacum cleaner and a rusty hanger is the past, the force is the future!

 

[eljusto.]

shoot people.

 

[some-skill]

i watch spongebob.... WHILE HAVING SEX!!!!!!

 

[Panchuk]

I SHIT BABIES and throw up RAINBOWS

 

[grifftang]

does anybody remember RIKISHI THE WRESTLER, DAMN HE was one funny looking guy

 

[Malcolm]

i use caps in PARTS of my SENTENCE

 

[PeterWojnar]

When I ski pow under the lift, and other people see me shred that line they were eying, and get pissed, I AFTERBANG AND CLAIM THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

 

[rigzz]

I pee with no hands. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. no hands mofo'

 

[no_steeze]

i pee SITTING DOWN

 

[GANDALF]

i listen to METALLICA

 

[D_War]

i always PEE IN HER BUTT!

 

[yojimbo]

I DROP CLIFFS, not bombs.

 

[fountain.]

when im on the ski lift and it says keep your tips up, I STICK THEM DOWN AND DONT FALL

 

[dreadyboy]

I ONLY ski runs that say AVALANCHE DANGER DO NOT SKI

 

[ImYoung]

my name is lance.

 

[knows_butter]

When strangers on the chairlift try talking to me I tell them to GET FUCKED, because I'm a NEWSCHOOL SKIER and I'M SO FUCKING INTIMIDATING AND STAUNCH in my MUTHAFUCKIN TALL TEE.

 

[HankTheTank]

I take more then the reccomended dose of ADVIL. BITCH.

 

[-ShredTheGnar-]

I make loud noises when i walk past old ladys. THEY SCREAM.

 

[*simba*]

I PLAY THE OBOE!

and disregard females and acquire currency.

 

[ImYoung]

i skullfuck hoes

 

[Ryan.]

I get a NUKE in Call of Duty: MW2 EVERYTIME I play

 

[Steezy_IN_KC]

i have a heavy head... do i look like i care?

 

[hartig]

well thats your loss..

 

[hokkanee]

I NEVER USE TOILET PAPER

 

[samwise]

I play chicken with mothafuckas as they walk down the street. If they don't move by the time we pass, I just knock them the fuck out.

 

[shr@gler]

then I RAPE THEM!!

 

[shr@gler]

wait! I take that back!

 

[shr@gler]

oh shit

 

[Isabelle]

I run with scissors.

 

[Ski_is_Fun]

gamecube for the win.

 

[CypressGrove]

Jea!

I crank my shit TO 11 MOTHERFUCKER

 

[Laurent.]

I pee. WITH MY EYES CLOSED.

 

[MattWeiss]

I wake up every morning and I PISS EXCELENCE

 

[factory81]

my barbwire tattoo on my arm

(jk i dont have any tattoos)

 

[brickerenator]

They told me I could become anything

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

SO I BECAME A GOD

 

[jointman22]

I piss

WITH THE LID DOWN

 

[SteazyStoke]

I like knitting jumpers.

When I saw knitting I mean KICKING,

And when I say jumpers I mean BABIES.

 

[WikiWiki]

I piss into the wind, AND IT DOESN'T SPRAY ME

 

[elemeno89]

every morning i eat a healthy breakfast of scrambled eggs, WITH BROKEN GLASS.

 

[-Mugatu]

My moms come home with a present, all wrapped up an shit, so Iz liek whateva bitch gimma dat shiii. Turns out it was call of duty modern warfare. I slam dunk that mofucka in tha trash, smack my mammi in the face and tell er to get me tha new shiii.

 

[sereguy]

I CAMP while playing COD

 

[pomme-de-terre]

i wear a LEATHER FUCKING JACKET.

 

[jeremy.g]

this picture of me

 

[Steeze_Cake]

I shit in public bathrooms, and DONT FLUSH!!!11!!eleven

 

[dwgreene14]

this

 

[Answerless]

I litter.. NEXT TO THE TRASHCAN

 

[Benjo]

I dont't haz FROSTBITE

I BITE FROST

 

[-ROY-]

i smoke crack

in class