What makes guys horny?

Are you guys still gettin' married?

I'd like to be the flower boy.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
 
boobies!

__________________________

"Thou who shalt drinketh of the diet dr pepper shall be dammed to hell for eternity to be raped in the postierier by large saudering irons"-1080chubs

TEAM PIZZA!
 
A naked chick waiting on my bed.....

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

- Matt*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
When we wake up.

Naw, for a real response i would have to say, when a girl starts playing witht eh "V" lines that lead down... Just something about it is amazing. And as far as i know, it drives girls crazy too

...................................................

-Jordan-

'you pissed on a Black guy?! ......thats horrible-PJ

Like its any different than pissing on a white man, some people boggle my mind. hows that for race equality,
 
hell no I hate that bitch

RANDOM FACT: My thigh muscle is currently uncontrollably twitching with every heart beat, it even feels like it goes in then out...bah buh, bah buh

~~~~~~~~*****~~~~~~~~~

If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
 
Ah, too bad steez, you guys made a cute couple.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
 
the lines just at the belt line, that form a a V right down to your dick....

...................................................

-Jordan-

'you pissed on a Black guy?! ......thats horrible-PJ

Like its any different than pissing on a white man, some people boggle my mind. hows that for race equality,
 
dude, your 14 and wouldn't know anyway...haha, nice try though, 'So like yeah I could gve you some advice on what us guys like when we're gettin sexed up...' what a poser

~~~~~~~~*****~~~~~~~~~

If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
 
kissign and licking the stomach/chest area before going down get me going. Seeibg a girl give me the "fuck me look" gets me horny.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
u got burnt bitch

.....shes hot if she were a president she would be baberham lincon--Sugarbushwit
 
just jump on top of him and straddle him and start talking really dirty.

**************************************
its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
 
^^ yup. and a nice ass with a thong on

------------>

what a guy... YEAHHHHHH GREG TUFFELMIRE! 1260!! AHHHH!

Twelvesixty Greg T cult! join today

Land Shark eeee eee eeeee
 
I've got an affinity for a rough girl.

If she just grabs me, throws me down on a bed or couch, straddles me and thrusts her hips... then you're on the right track.

I just like it when the girl makes the move, that shows aggressive and keen interest, you do that, and you're guaranteed a good time from me.

-AndrewP

----------------------

Per solitudinem ardere in remedium formidinis dictitabat.

'It is often said that the best remedy for fear is to burn alone.'

 
definatley when the girl makes the first move. I hate how they expect guys to always do it. Tis sick when a girl just goes for it and makes you do what she wants

...................................................

-Jordan-

'you pissed on a Black guy?! ......thats horrible-PJ

Like its any different than pissing on a white man, some people boggle my mind. hows that for race equality,
 
if a girl makes the first move, even if I usualyl wouldn't hit on her, its still hot and I may go along with it

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
Usually a guy posing as a girl that makes a thread on what makes me horny.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
 
nothing is hotter then a nice ass

-------------------------------------

---------------------
--

----

-

---

--

---------
------

------does this rage smell like chloriform to you?

 
that would call for a massive bonner

--------------------------------------
They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

BRAD RAD

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
also, girls who r hard to get and finnaly give in

--------------------------------------
They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

BRAD RAD

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
girls doing anything sexily. it could be something as dumb as peeling an apple... if she sticks her ass out, starts moving her body around, moaning... under any situation, a guy is going to get turned on.

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

_________________________

-
Phatt Harv .01 (dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
wen she wipes ur own ball sweat on ur face........

No Snow......No Life....Know Snow....Know Life
 
^^^girls playing hard to get can drive you insane. but ya it makes you want them so much more

_____________________________________
prolly like 120, me and bob white (linesnowblades) hit it once and the same time and went so big out blades fell off!!!!!!! We were like shit our blades just fell off, thats not supposed to happen!!!! What a day.
 
wen she put a mentos in her pussy and sats "get that one out"

No Snow......No Life....Know Snow....Know Life
 
waking up gets me pretty horny

_________________________________________

1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You ca
 
oh god, if everyone just left this thread with only that as the response, it would have been hilarious. that was so good.

_________________________

just ski.
 
boobs

- - - - -

'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
Back
Top