What madness is this?

[Penny*Lane]

eric

this cult is even gayer then mine

WHAT DO THESE REDEERIANS EVEN DO

lie around and get fat?

with the occasional mating dance thrown in?

wait..

count me in.

 

[adam.]

who is this?

 

[s.jeff]

and who might you be ?

 

[Park_Rider_435]

who is this are you even from red deer

 

[Corkster]

wow i think one person asking would have done just fine

 

[adam.]

no, 3's a way better number then 1

 

[BigJew]

That's Carmen (scott's girlfriend) I'm a little confused as to why she's on NS but I invited her to the cult seeing as she is from around here.

 

[Chief.Woodcock]

im not from red deer physically but i am at heart

 

[Penny*Lane]

Yes i'm from red deer

ish.

um and i'm carmen

and ERIC tim and scott invited me to join

something about it getting way cooler with me here..

makes sense

think of me as a NS groupie then.

 

[BigJew]

Aren't groupies just to sleep with the band members? There's 80 000 NS members so you better get busy.

 

[p-a]

low blow

 

[BigJew]

Nothing is too low a blow for Carmen (who suffers from obesity and mild mental retardation).

 

[r.w]

is scotts girlfriend( carmen) hot? ...are you hot?

 

[Chief.Woodcock]

way to be a creeper ryan

 

[adam.]

i was just about to ask that, its not a creeper its information

 

[Penny*Lane]

Thankyou eric

have fun being alone for the rest of your life.

and i am not fat !

And how do i answer if i'm hot?

modesty is a virtue ladies

 

[adam.]

well on a scale from one to ten (ten being carmen electra And jessica alba, and one being britany spears with her shaved head)

 

[BigJew]

I'd give her about a 3. There's no major birth defects, some minor ones, and the obesity factor is a huge contributor.

 

[Corkster]

im sure a photo would do quite well if your not willing to judge yourself

 

[Penny*Lane]

allright then

go to my NS profile

and where it says my website

enter nexopia.com

and search the username .sparkles.

 

[Corkster]

 

[Penny*Lane]

SEE ERIC??

not obese after all.

you fatty.

 

[BigJew]

IT'S ONE OF THOSE TRICK PICTURES!

See how she has her knee in front of her? and then she's in the corner of the screen.

 

[Penny*Lane]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

eric you tard

stop that

i'm NOT obese

and no matter how hard you try

your not going to make me fat

 

[BigJew]

I can't make you fat, because you already are fat. You should invite everyone here to fat camp.

 

[Penny*Lane]

i should..but i won't

the time will come though eric

some day

 

[adam.]

ahhhh, now it all makes sence

eric never lies by the way, its againtst his religion

 

[r.w]

you dont have the angles do you? (see myspace movie on youtube.com if you dont get it)

 

[*TiMMY*]

hey carmang, why is that hot girl sitting on your hood?

 

[*TiMMY*]

actually that truck is to slender to be you chubbs

 

[Penny*Lane]

well

that was a back handed compliment timothy

thats me on PIPPA'S hood silly

i see now that you just got confused

but wait.. i guess that would make me the "hot girl"

AWWWW TIMMY THINKS I'M HOT

you pervert.

 

[adam.]

tims hot

 

[*TiMMY*]

damn right

 

[*TiMMY*]

that can't be pip's hood

it doesn't look mad at me

 

[BigJew]

I touched your mom's hood.

 

[adam.]

i was about to say i touched your sisters hood but that would be so gross

 

[*skitt*]

your all invited to a party in MY pants.

 

[*TiMMY*]

i'd love to come to this shindig in your pants

what time?

 

[BigJew]

I shindigged your mom's pants, all over her face.

 

[Penny*Lane]

can i be the bouncer?

 

[BigJew]

I touched your mom's bouncers.

 

[*TiMMY*]

thank you eric!

that just made my day!

 

[Penny*Lane]

really? i thought you touching dalton's bouncers would be the highlight

KIDDING TIMMY!

 

[BigJew]

I inserted my enormous penis into your mother's vaginal cavity and moved to and fro until I ejaculated all over your mother's face and she ate all the semen.

 

[*TiMMY*]

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

eric....what the hell was that???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

[garettnorthey]

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

tim....what the hell are you???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

[Penny*Lane]

I wonder about you sometimes..

p.s. "enormous?" thats not what tim told me.

 

[BigJew]

before it was all about subtly saying you had sex with someone's mom and making it have to do with what they said, now it's about the extreme detail out of nowhere.

 

[garettnorthey]

Eric..................After I jizzed all over your moms face I then took a rag, wiped it up and did it again...................

 

[BigJew]

I'm impressed, I need like 20 minutes between jizzings.