What LOLO FAVREsaid about Jossi wells and bros translation..

theoz

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Jossie quand j’étais à Park City, il y avait un gap rail, il faisait des cork 6.30 les doigts dans le nez, il faisait le pipe avec nous aussi et il avait un putain de run. Premier hit dans le pipe cork 5 nose à 3-4 mètres de haut, suivi d’un unnatural flair, cork 9, unnatural 5, air to fakie, switch alley oop 5. Tu vois ça tu te dis “je vais lui casser les dents à lui”. Et puis c’est vraiment un bon gamin. Il y avait aussi son petit frère, habillé avec les fringues Oakley du grand, l’autre il a dix ans, t’aurais dit qu’il avait pas de jambes. Et puis il démontait les rails, des 3.6 énormes sur les tables, c’est bon, la relève est là."

Translation jossi was at park city and there was a gap to rail and he was doing cork 630s with amazing style, he did a a fucking amazing run. 1st hit cork 5 nose 12 feet out, to unaturalFlare, Cork 9, Unnatural 5, air to fakie , fakie alley oop 5. He's also an amazingly kool kid and he also has a little bro that wears huge Oakley stuff and kills it soo hard , and hte other brother who is 10 years old absoulutly Destroys rails and throws enormous 360s over tables, This is good id like to reveal that.

 
non existant through a shitty translation.

he's not trying to "reveal this" he's happy there is a new wave of skiers coming up.
 
Correct translation -

Jossie, when i was at park city, there was a gap rail, he was doing cork 630 with his thumb up his ass (figurative translation for fingers in his nose), he did pipe with us too and had a motherfucker of a run. first hit in the pipe cork 5 nose 3-4 m out, followed by an unnatural flair, cork 9, unatty 5, air to fakie, switch alley oop 5. You see that you say "im gonna break his legs" (again, figurative translation) and he's a great kid too. There was also his little brother, clothed with the okley clothes of the big ones, the other he;s 10, it looked like he had no legs. And he was destroying the rails, huges 360s on the tables, its nice, the relief is here.
 
It wasn't a fucking gap to rail it was a switch 630 disaster on a flat down box. sick nonetheless but please get it right.
 
my fav jossi story is the one where last year, everybody was sessioning at PC and killing it like usual... then somebody, i believe cosco, did a 630 onto that flat down box... max peters did it, and so did somebody else, then jossi comes strollin through the park, sees whats up and does cab 810 on perfect, first try...
 
well Jossi announced when he first landed his switch 630 that he had never done that trick before, so unless he learnt switch 810s onto boxes before he got switch 630s on boxes that story seems false
 
this is the translation i got of google

Jossy when I was in Park City, there was a gap rail, it made of Cork the 6.30 fingers in the nose, it also made the pipe with us and he had a whore of run. First hit in the pipe Cork 5 nose with 3-4 meters in height, follow-up of a unnatural sense of smell, Cork 9, unnatural 5, air to fakie, switch alley oop 5. You see that you say yourself “I will break the teeth with him to him”. And then it is really a good kid. There was as his little brother, equipped with the Oakley clothes with large, the other it is ten years old, would have said to you as it did not have legs. And then it dismounted the rails, of the 3.6 enormous ones on the tables, it is good, the changing is there.”

btw, how does jossi have the time and money to ski all the time> are his parents loaded? doe's he even go to school?
 
but then i remember that your pikachu, you are in "see crew" and i know that your little twinkie ass has not made my toaster into a nuclear reactor like you said you would... now back to the story, i bet jossi did 630 with everybody, then tried 810... go ask cosco, he was there... i am just relying on my brown friend for information.
 
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