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Thought it was dirty didn't ya ! (but if you feel inclined please state pecker size) Anyway what i really want to know is what length skis you guys ride. And what is the shortest respectable length for a ski?

I'll start, i ride the 173 k2 enemys (the red ones) and i don't think there is a shortest respectable length for a ski as long as its not a skiboard. The only skiboard i respect is the line mick nick's weighing in at a mighty 142cm !

 
unless you're a midget, i don't respect anyone that skis on anything smaller than 150 cm. There was some little lesbian kid in the park on like 130s, he did an ugly ass screamin semen and thought he was tough shit.

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I like to ski on about a 179 for park and bumps, a little bit longer for bc.

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i'm about 5'8 and am on 161, BUT before you hurt me be aware that i AM looking to get sum scratches, and want to get either 174 or 181. ive grown since i got my skis

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i'm almost or around 5'6' and now i ride 185 dynastar lasers. (old, not even shaped skis, with the tails turned up with a heat gun.)

horray for fun.
 
It's hard for me to say what length I like right now, but I'm guessing skis between 170-200cm will be good for me.

I don't care how short a ski is. People can use whatever floats their boat. Skiboards are just skis to me.

 
well Im like 5'7' and Im gonna get some rossi scratches is 174, I think 'taller then u' skis still work in the park. As for the shortest legth, well it depends how tall u are, like if u were a big guy like 6'4' u shouldn't have any thing less then a 188, but if your not that big like 5'10 then nothin' less then a 170

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163...and my skis are 176

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i'm 6 feet and i ride 182 motherships for all. We don't have a park but they are great for big mountain powder and backcountry kickers.

 
i'm 5'9' and i ski a 185 igneous fgs and a 178 volkl v, and soon a fat twin between 182-188, not sure which one/size though.

 
185 machete for park and all mountain

169 1080 for bumps

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Wow theres a lot of short guys out there. I ride 190 Ak launchers or 178 pow airs, I'm 6'4' and I don't use the pow airs for anything besides the park, I've got them in powder before and they just sucked.

 
i had the 183 enemys last year, but im gettin the 181 mad trix, im 6 feet even.

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188 scratch BC, 180 dynastar concept.

Fat skis truck, and short skis suck.

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i ride 171 mikenicks, 170 mavericks, 164 1260s and next winter ill hope to ride a mothership in a smaller size. those are all lines by the way

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6 foot even and i ride 176 skogens but i would like to stepit up andbuy some darksides. as for shortest respectable. I think anything shorter than 165 is ridiculous. That is if you are taller. I hate when i see dudes like my size riding 161 1080s they look so tiny.

 
im sittin at about 6'2 and ride either 185s or 169s (bought them when short skis were cool)

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short skis were never cool, ill never buy sticks under 175.

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im 6ft. and ride 177s, theyre ok, but id like something about 180-182 that would be perfect. i wouldnt ski anything shorter than 175 short skis suck ass, there are kids ive seen that are about my height skiing 150s and they look like fuckin skiboarders

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im 5'10 and ride 180 candides. i think i would like a ski around 175 more.. but 165 woulda been to short

 
vinnie dorion is 5'1 and rides 175 pocklet rockets....he is the fuck'n man!!!

i am 6 foot (tall bitch) and ride 177 1080's but used to have 169's and they broke under my fat ass

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perfect length:

(hight in cm + weight in pounds)Devided by 1.8

eg: 170+140 = 310

310 devide by 1.8 = 172cm

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i have 145s because it was either those or 17somethings which were way to big for me

but im getting new skis next year

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i'm 6foot and i ride on 177's. anything shorter than 150, and you would have to be real short to ski on those.

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I have never, EVER owned a ski shorter than 180 cm.

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183 Airstyles, but im 6'4'' wish i was shorter

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aight, i'm 5'10, i've ordered the 176 skogan, i also have 185 pocket rockets and 193 machete hucksters.

it's a nice mix.

 
once again, i have you all beat on this thread... 185 pockets, 190+ CMH skis (on order) and 257 atomic jump skis (that suck ass...i hate atomic)

 
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