What kind of animals have you hit?

lol gtfo. shit happens, if they weren't so god damn dumb to begin with they would survive. thats why bigfoot is still alive, that fucker don't cross no roads.
 
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^ i dont get it. i eat meat, but seeing a moose get hit by a fucking train is not funny at all. have you ever seen a moose? theyre so big and beautiful.
 
On my trip to utah one year I was driving up a canyon and a squirrel ran out in front of my car and I couldn't swerve since a car was coming the opposite way I thought I killed it for sure since I felt something but then I saw it keep running from my rearview. Pretty sure I ran the fuck over its tail.
 
Yes. Moose occasionally walk along the lake in my backyard. They are big and beautiful (though slightly ungainly).
I'm just fucking with the kid...
 
I was looking down tyring to find a cd to put in and when a glance up one of these fuckers is standing in the road I hit it and I look back in my mirror and it looked like an M80 was shoved up its ass with feathers everywhere

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drivin throu banff a fuckin grizz ran out da bush smack dab into my door of our pick up, we was goin about 120kph. the fuckin dent was massive. the bear got real fucked up lotta blood i think it brake his neck. wish i had a pic
 
I just remember a couple weeks ago I was dirtbiking and there was this deer on the side of the road and it came onto the road as I approached and I was chasing him on my dirtbike for a little and got close to hitting him, not on purpose ofcourse because I would get owned worse then him. but then he just quickly turned and jumped over like a 5 foot fence atleast. it was pretty cool to me haha
 
I went around a corner at night, and there were about 5 deer lined up across the road. the front of my car expoded
 
the other day i went to my friend ashleys house, she lives out in the sticks and there are cattle near her house, out of pure boredom and being high we decide to check em out ecause on my list of things to do before im 38 is "punch a cow", right underneath swim the english channel, so we went over, crept up to one, and punched him square on the nose....then fed him and made friends because i kind of felt bad :/
 
I hit a gopher in june, he just ran out in the street and I destroyed him, felt a little bad, but hey it was my first roadkill.
 
I hit a dog like the DAY after I got my new car.

But it was in a neighborhood and I basically just knocked it over and it cried a lot, but it was okay haha.

And then LATE summer, I was driving down Timberline road behind a High Cascade van going SO slow, so I passed it in the oncoming lane on a straightaway. I was almost passed the van when this deer comes out of the woods and i was right next to this huge van so i had no choice but to hit it. Head on, it was bad. My car kid of skidded on the road, and then I saw deer legs flailing past my window into the ditch. Pretty sure I killed it on impact, cause there was deer poop ALL over my license plate. Only broke my front light and cracked my bumper a bit, but that shit was traumatic :(
 
like 6 months ago i was driving at night going about 60 in my jeep when an adolescent sized bear ran out infront of me. needless to say it gotta very owned, i found it dead in a ditch. $4000 of repair to my car. yay insurence......nature......hhmmm
 
my friend almost died hitting a moose but he had such gangster lean that when the moose crushed the top of his car it stopped an inch away from crushing his head
 
Oh man, some of those videos are gnarly. I haven't hit any animals in my car yet, but last december we hit a deer on a family trip when we were driving through north carolina, that was bad. And i ran over a mole with a lawn mower like 6 years ago, i think i cried.
 
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