What it takes to get sponsered

spelling sponsor correctly

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

SEEK AND DESTROY

 
cork 1440, triple back to rail, big 1800 over 230 ft table

no me gusta acls

"it's not that im lazy, it's that I just don't care"-Office Space

also known as pussyfooter
 
fucking l0S3R N00B!3

no me gusta acls

"it's not that im lazy, it's that I just don't care"-Office Space

also known as pussyfooter
 
There are strict guidelines as to who can make the cut and who's stuck in amatuerland forever.

There are secret combines, similar to those held in the NFL but they are very secretive, invitation only events. Everyone who makes sponsorship decisions is there.

If you do well on your compulsory scores, you are given a probationary "Pro Card" which allows you to compete on the pro circuit. After a full season on the circuit, you must complete an exam of mental capacity for learning new things, this way the committe will be assured that you will "progress" the sport.

Only once you have completed all these steps can you be SPANCERED.

 
PEople in suits will invite you back to their stretched lambos, they will then ask you to preform oral sex on them, if you say no they'll leave, if you do, your spancered forever

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
well you would probably have to be really marketable for a ski company to be paying your rent

like a bisexual......yes ted that was the joke.
 
SEARCH BAR

"if you feel like going for an hour vacation to sea world then go for the one on the right cuz god damn shes the size of a fucken whale"-lat

J-crew represent

 
You have to do well in comps, it's not like, if you can do a cad seven you automatically sponsered.

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"I like driving switch, I'm also getting better at turning unnatural"- talking about cars

 
ha - i remember the days of joking around here about getting SPANCERED!

a bad day'll make you really notice ones this good and that'll make things a little better understood - blackalicious
 
yeah i wouldnt wanna get sponsored i wanna get spancerd

You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
 
I think the tricks you are doing isn't as important as how big you are going and how original you are. That will catch peoples eyes quicker.

BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS

your steeze is like the antithesis of the gangsta-tanner-gorillasteeze junk... the type of skiing that says "Fuck groomed parks and rails, rip big mountain lines and throw backflips off everything-J.D. May
 
I can't imagine what it would be like to be a pro skier,

i mean seriuosly what would you do with all your spare time, ...........

i'd get myself knee deep in shit,

Cf-

live by the N.E.R.D
 
right know u would have to be able to kill it at your local mountain 24/7 and win almost every comp...it helps if u are throwing like switch unnaty 7s and you are like 16....thats why this season and next i have to really push if i even want to get a small local ski shop spanser....

DFSC-Reprsent

NUFF SAID

"no shit gay gangster your a fag you queer"-minilinerider
 
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