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probably on this abandonned train bridge, one of those super old ones where you could see between all the wooden supports/beams and look down at the river below. at night, and you can see all of the downtown lights and the parliment buildings and everything. we were both pretty drunk too so it was pretty spontaneous and fun.
 
you know that you had sex on the same bed that your parents fuck on, right? You may have even inadvertently taken in some bodily fluids that were left on the bed from your parents. Gross, man.
 
On a dock at my freiends lake cabin. it got pulled away from the swimming area so we swam out to it at like midnight. it was mighty fun
 
i dunno if i can narrow it down to just one favorite place place, but here is a list of my favorites:

- the ferris wheel at six flags eliche gardens in denver. a little 10 year old kid was watching, it was funny. i caught him and gave him a thumbs up.

- got a blow job on downing street, i've always loved that.

- i fucked in the trees at breck once, that was cooolllddd, even with the tree coverage

- strawberry springs at steamboat springs at the private top spring. the larger bottom one was filled with all these old cruisers...it was fuckin weird.

- in my buddies sister's room, she snuck me in. that was exciting. it was like walking on glass, she had a loud bed.

- at idaho springs' hotsprings in the mud room (by the way it was cold as fuck, so disappointing). some guy walked in a told me to stop mid stroke, then he just starred at me and my girl. mind you i had a raging wood and this guy was starring at my cock. haha

- i was banging my manager, so i fucked all over the chart house (different restuarant now) in steamboat. near the fire place (with co-workers sitting at the bar), on the bar, in the booths, in the manager's office.

- various hot tubs i've snuck into.

- in an ally on the hill in boulder. asked to borrow a phone from a girl standing there. my buddy needed to call his girl for the next party and both our phones were dead. gave him the phone and started fuckin the girl right there, so spontanious, it was funny.

- banged my buddies sister on a couch right next to him.

- jerked off on this girl right in the middle of all my passed out friends late in the night. freshman year of high school. (she was consious, don't get the wrong idea)

- banged a tourist at my hotel, went in late night style wasted (after oktober fest) and got a free room, then had the shuttle pick her up (thanks D.C.). that was ill. had to live that up the next day at work, word gets around. i nailed her hard, she was sooooorrrrreeee.

- had a three-some at the vail cascade, that was baller. and it was all comped on my girls work. then had another in denver at the other girls apartment, but she gave me an STD, bitch.

- fucked in the study hall of the dorms this past year. that was a feat.

i think that's enough....trying to remember anymore memorable ones......
 
same but i fucked her (lost my virginity actually) and not all the kids were asleep, like 10 kids in the room...a lot of them faked being asleep or we woke them up or w.e

what std do you have

? i must know
 
oh i don't have an std anymore.

i've caught the clad twice. once during that three some. and another time last year when i ceated on my girl, problem as i was sleeping with a couple of different girls and had to tell them all. totally killed a good thing. its a shame too cuz all of them were clean. i have no idea how i caught it...maybe a random hook up. i did meet this girl a a frat party.

anyway, to get rid of it, you can't have sex for 7 days and have to day some pills twice a day. the whole time your dick burns.....totally sucks.
 
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