What is Your Username Named After?

that would be some incredible flexibility skills. like people would pay top dollar to see something like that.

I forget where Calb3rt came from, think slandis used to call me that and it has a better ring to it than Callison. Which is funny to me because in the skiing world everyone calls me Calbert but in the real world i usually just go by Cal or my full name, it really confuses people when they find out Calb3rt isn't me real name though it ought to be... I used to be Cal-El which is a pun of superman's real name(Kal-El) from krypton, but it didn't get appreciated.
 
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well, wrong. the name of the thread is "What is your username named after?" my name is raspberry so its named after raspberries...
 
I posted this in the last thread about usernames...but for shits sake:

My name is Joshua....Josh for short obviously...used to joke battle rap hippies at Johnson State in a Scottish accent and one time i led a verse of with "My name is Josh I don't eat Squash." My friends all lost their shit. Everyone started calling me Josh the Squash...then just Squash.

Also...used to throw huge parties at my parents house during the weekend since they were always away...my friend Chris who was photoshop savvy made all these ridiculous posters for them. One New Years party he labeled it "SQUASH MOSH" and so some of the epic parties in my town were Squash Mosh 1...Squash Mosh 2...Squash Mosh the Golden Years etc.

Ever since used Squashmosh as a login for tons of stuff.

There you have it...wish I could find those posters.
 
Anathema was originally used as a term for exile from the church, but evolved to mean "either set apart, banished or denounced". The word "anathema" comes from Koine Greek "ἀνάθεμα"[1] as "something dedicated, especially dedicated to evil" from "ἀνατίθημι" (anatithēmi, "offer as a votive gift", from ἀνά ana, "on" + τίθημι tithēmi, "I put"). It originally meant something lifted up as an offering to the gods; it later evolved to mean:

to be formally set apart;

banished, exiled, excommunicated;

denounced, sometimes accursed

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i spent a while in florida running cocaine by fanboat in the everglades and one day an alligator slid into the boat while i was on land executing some scumbags who tried to rip off the cartel. the gator got into a couple bricks of coke and started going completely nuts and running twice the speed of a normal gator and snapping its jaws like some kind of windup toy. i dropped a few rounds in it with my .45 but the thing was so hopped up it kept coming at me. i tried to lure it away with some of the bodies of the guys i just killed but for some reason it was pissed off at me. finally i had nothing left to defend myself and i was certain the thing was gonna kill me, which would've been a better alternative to death by the cartel since i'd lost a couple pounds of coke to the stupid fucking alligator. anyway instead of eating my face and raping me the gator did this really weird submissive type thing when it got close to me. i gingerly stood up and realized that the thing was worshipping me and would listen to my commands. it turns out it was a female alligator and she had some gut attraction to me. i got back in the boat, dumped the coke, and she followed me on, staring at me adoringly the whole time.

anyway, fast forward 3 years and i'm happily married to that alligator and living in a quaker commune in central pennsylvania. her name is diane and i thought i should name my username after her, but she didn't want me to use her name so i settled with gator.
 
well

it was the summer of 09 mite have been 08, just moved into a new apt. Had parties 24/7, AIM was still fresh as fuck to use

Well, had an away msg up saying i was having a toga party all were welcome. Some chick I knew from myspace/NS back in the day ended up saying she wanted to come, I was dumb faded so my boy took control and got her to the crib, she arrived and I was already blackout, now I actually never met her but w.e she drove the 40 mins and came. Woke up the next morning to her sleeping on the couch re-introduced myself and apologized for not remembering her, told her to come back that night for a party I was having. Promised her I was remain sober till she came.

Fast forward 10 hours, I got a call asking if I wanted to play ruit (actual name for what yall call beer pong) hell yeah I was down, so my buddy shows with some people and we start playing. Fridge was stacked full of 1/2 keystone and 1/2 key ice. I told my boy we were playin with the ice, he said fuck that and fill our cups with stones. i said jokes on you fucker and poured another 2 ice in the cups. so we are now playing 10 cup 4 beer 2stones 2 ice, you get the hit its going to be a long ass night. So we win, and then we win again, again, again, you get the hint. Get wasted, get a call from said chick above if it was worth her coming. Talked her into it and continue playing ruit. Played ruit for a solid 4 hours before she shows. we smoke and get back to ruit. Said chick gets wasted and said chick said she was going to bed, told her where my room was and Id be in when Im done.

Well an hour later she gets butt ass naked and pops her head out my door saying I needed to come to bed. I said fuck it ill be in when Im done, WELL my partner did the bro code and kicked me off the table that we have not lost on all night. O get pissed because I wasnt done drinking but w.e ill go fuck this chick and pass out.

Well said chick says she needs to tell me something, her and another kid (also on NS) had a thing. She didnt want to go home for w.e break it was so she stayed with him. Said kid fucked her and never talked to her again, a few weeks later he calls her and says she has the clap, and she needed to get checked. Well she had it, for awhile before she knew. She felt the need to tell me this even though she has been clean for a few months now. Well now Im like wtf?!?!?!?! im naked, your naked, and you told me some NS'er gave you the clap a few months back, like bitch why did you tell me if you are clean now? she said I reminded/looked like said NS'er.

So I put my clothes back on, go back out to the party an everyone asked why I came back, a few premature jokes, and whiskey dick jokes. Being pretty well intoxicated (who am I kidding I was fucking wasted)I proceeded to tell the party her story and continued to play ruit till I passed out half naked in my bathroom floor.

FAST FORWARD A WEEK

Decided to have a NS party at my crib, invited a shit load of people including said chick above. Party starts and a few of my homies came over and on was talking about this chill ass chick he met skiing. Well once again I am playing ruit against two NS'ers and said chick from above walks in. She was chill as fuck so w.e I didnt care if she came. She walks in and it looks like she has seen a ghost. My buddy goes to me "this is the chick I was telling you about" his partner looks right at him with a serious ass face and goes "thats my ex, shes crazy as fuck". she then proceeds to take the three of us into my roommates room and starts talking to us, im too drunk for this shit and so is my homie. So we leave and she stays in the room with her ex, mad yelling going on and said chick runs outta the room. we said fuck it and keep drinking.

Fast forward a few weeks/months , me my boy and said chick ex ( we all actually became real good friends after the party) go to snow for some preseason rail jam. A well known GROUP was there filming, and the Filmer said he was dating this awesome skier chick, she said her name, HAPPEN to be tthe same chick from above. Told said filmer said story above, and he looked pale as fuck, told him to go get tested cuz his girl was a hoeeeeeeeee.

Being a mature adult I changed my NS name to TheClap. an made a thread as to why the new name change in honor of her as she was well known on the site.

Being a little more mature name, I have kept names outta it, but if you look hard enough you can find said thread which gives everyone's name/NS names/etc

THATS IT THATS ALL

sparknotes: Some pinknames on here are straight NS hoes
 
I look in the mirror and beat off to my reflection every night. I named my username after me as a tribute to myself
 
My friends always made fun of me because I always went for the older girls(still do) and they coined the the nickname MilfHunter. One of the funniest times was me and 3 friends were having dinner with my family, my sister and her boyfriend at dinner. We were talking about how my friends and I had seen my sister and her boyfriend at this Girl Talk concert the night before, I was absolutely shithoused at that show and kept hitting on this 30 year old chick. My friend jsut said "Classic MilfHunter" and my dad started cracking up and my mom looked horrified. Just a little backstory
 
Same as my brothers, his username everywhere was Karmaskier because he got his pair of Völkl Karma's
 
When I was younger I used to have Xeno as my AIM username. I got it from the element Xenon, Xe.

But my name comes from the fact that I beat the shit out of Nazi's with a bat on the reg.
 
I was mad and misspelled my name (I_Am_Mad) so i PMd bishop to fix the thing so he made me mod and i was no longer mad .....
 
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