CheddarJack
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13287396:CheddarJack said:When I was in my younger, more naive, youth years, I had always dreamed of driving a Corvette.
The power... The speed... The g-forces... The burnt rubber....
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Then I grew up and came to my senses.
Corvettes are lame. Corvettes are played. I'm way too much of a hipster to drive such a popular car. After extensive research, I came to the conclusion that there is really only one option when deciding on the best car money can buy.... a 1992 Volvo 240 Wagon.
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But then one day while cruising the streets, dropping panties left and right, an idea happened to find its way into my cranium. The love for Corvettes had not totally been forgotten. I thought to myself, what if I could combine the sex appeal, the prowess, and the masculinity of the 240 Wagon with the power of a Corvette?
So that's what I did.
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But afterwords I just felt like something was lacking. Something just wasn't right.
So I put the old motor back in and lived happily ever after.
Putting this on the second page. Fuck having the 50th post.

