What is your defenition of a CHAD!

DirkDiggler

DirkDiggler

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Lets hear it there has been alot of controversy over this term, it is a name that stands for those football loving dudes who all have the same haircut and talk about the same girls over and over
 


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is this guy one of em?

 
they all wear those fuckin' hemp bracelets and necklaces and hang out at the mall almost as much as those fuckin weird kids who wear tight pink and purple shirts
 
i'm white and love football. but i don't wear hemp bracelets, cargo shorts, or thong sandals. i don't wear basketball or football jerseys. i do wear hats. i guess i'm a half-chad?
 
bros (chads) are 18-24 year old males that wear birkenstock sandals, polos with their collars popped, with an upside down visor or an abercrombie waterpolo hat with a pre-freyed brim.
 
+ cargo shorts

+ any kind of beer company related article of clothing

+ key lanyard hanging out of pocket with gratuitous amount of keys

+ hemp, everywhere.
 
hahaha i qualify for a large portion of those. i have birkenstocks (comfy as fuckkkk) i wear polos alot but i DEF dont pop the collar. it looks fucking retarded. I wear cargo shorts....
 
haha, i guess it's his name, nobody calls him anything else, i don't think anyone knows his last name except for bro chill
 
cargo shorts or jean pants/shorts

thong flip flops

white or pale

brown hair usually

collar shirt usually in a bright color or a beer/fishing/hunting tee

 
oh wow sorry for bitching you out, after reading the whole thread i realized that every ones definition of a chad was my definition of a preppy cone-head.
 
CHAD:

they all think they're good at pool. They're not.

they all think they're good at beer pong. They're not.

they always have sunglasses, even when it's just overcast.

khaki shorts, preferably frayed at the bottom with cargo pockets

polo hats with frayed brims

they drink coors rather than coors light because its the "og"

if you catch them with a coors light, they'll say its cause "its the coldest beer in the rockies"

they snowboard, but they aren't that good at it

wakeboard, but they aren't that good at it

skateboard, this is mainly just a claim

American Eagle

Abercrombie

product

they say "brah" "chill brah" and "what up brahskis?"

they all smoke weed because it's the cool thing to do, and they think the best way is through a bong with a heat gun, or taking knife hits.

They all think they're good at poker. They're not.
 
A Chad is a dumfuck named ALEX ALBERS who makes out with some old lady in front of his hot ass girlfriend!!!!!

pWn3d
 
the fuckers who wear abercombie and american eagle shit that think they're fuckin dope and good at everything but probably don't even know what a drill or socket wrench is.
 
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