What is the worst smell youve ever smelled?

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my cat just yawned right in my face and it wreaked of a thousand rotting mice. whats the worst smell you have ever smelled ns?
 
Mmm at work I found a 10 year old bucket full of some chemickal, I was curious and put my nose right in it and I swear to god I was in PAIN. It didn't smell bad, it just burned my nose inside, so painful. As for actual smell I can't tell
 
I was in 4H. Picking out our pigs. We go to this place called the pig palace. It was a concrete barn with about 100 pigs in it. It was ridiculously humid and upwards of 90 degrees inside. Place was covered in shit and piss. It was so enveloping that it was like I was smelling it through my exposed skin as well as my nose. Worst thing I've ever smelled.

According to my dad chicken farms smell even worse
 
these fucking stinkbugs that have invaded my property. They buzz kamikaze style right at me and I'm left with no choice but to bat them away. OF COURSE this gets them all excited and the ejaculate this scent that is just horribly unpleasant. They have yellow and black bodies under their brown wings so you think they're bees too when they're close. FUCK THEM
 


The absolute worst smell in the world is the smell of death. While I was out hunting 2 months ago, a buddy of mine hit a bobcat that ran in front of him at 1 in the morning. (It was completely accidental, he was cruising and didn't have time to react). But about 4 days later, he decided to skin it and wanted me to help. During these 4 days in the hot 100 degree desert sun, the bobcat had started to develop a unique scent. I never noticed how bad this scent really got until we started skinning.

I was holding its front 2 paws (one was furry and the other had been skinned and was a forearm bone covered in muscle.) while my buddy was skinning the stomach. He accidentally dipped the tip of the knife too far into the stomach cavity and punctured the gut. Out of this came spewing a green slurry of rotten guts and steam which hit me right in the face. Without hesitation, i threw up all over the sand around me and was dry heaving for a good 2 minutes afterwards.

The smell was undescribable. Just a concentration of death and decaying life that penetrated every nook and cranny in my sinuses. The smell was so thick and concentrated that every breath afterwards just seemed to carry the rotten stench deeper and deeper into my body. The very essence of the stench just made me cringe and shiver and continue to dry heave. After literally about 2 minutes of breathing and heaving, the smell started to subside. But I still had to get the green organ goo and fur off of my hands. I wasn't allowed to wash inside because we didn't want the smell in the camper so instead we used about 5 waterbottles to clean the shit off of my hands.

TLDR:

Death and liquified, maggot infested, slimy, green, rotten gut paste.

 
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This picture is the absolute best description possible

like i agree and i've only smelled like dead animals in the woods, maybe a week max, and i agree

i'm sorry for lying earlier in the thread
 
Oh yeah I think I know! Again at work, I mowed a whole soccer field, then put the grass in a trailer which we were supposed to empty out the day after at a farm 50m away. I then found a dead Mole which I also put in the trailer. Needless to say the job remained undone for about two weeks (note: it rained and then got really warm, it was mid summer). At first it smelled bad but it was bearable, but in order to empty it out I had to stand on top of it and dig with a fork... A thick cloud of steam hit me and it was like a punch in the stomach, the rotting grass (which had reached about 50-60 celsius at that moment)and mole was the worst thing I could've ever imagined smelling, still have nightmares about it.
 
This time hiking in the Rockies. It was right before one of the wettest shits of my life. Like full on bum gravy. Anyways, I was in my sleeping bag, and I had a greasy ol fart. I decided to open my sleeping bag to waft it out (so I didn't have to smell it in the morning), and the smell that ensued was a combination of rotting milk/cheese, sausages, and four days worth of dehydrated food. To say the least, is was quite unfortunate.
 
walked into a porta potty in a park during the summer one time, and somebody had basically diarrhea-ed and not exactly had good aim.... dry heaving commenced immediately and i got the fuck outta there
 
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I'm actually really sensitive to bad smells, call it my Achilles heel if you want. My grandma lives in a town where this huge paper mill is located, and if it would have been socially accepted to walk around with a gas mask on during the entire stay I wouldnt have hesitated for a second. One time I threw up on her carpet after being in the town for a solid hour, and when I was younger I used to crymyself to sleep while breathing through my mouth.

But the absolute worst smell must be the smell of a sewer/the farts a person whos been eating too many eggs produces. Never smelled a rotten corps though, but not planning to either.
 
Me and my dad went up to my cabin a couple years ago to do some work on it since it had not had any work done on it since the 70's. Before we started re-insulating, panelling, re-roofing etc. we had to clean the whole place, We finished cleaning basically everything when I got to 2 stacked buckets, when i lifted them up I could hear that there was something in there so i took them outside and opened them up. Inside there were probably ten dead mice with all of their tails tied together, and they had probably been in there for around 10 years just rotting, hands down worst thing I've ever smelt.
 
In a deciduous tree that splits into 2 at the very base, so there's a little book where water can pool up, things tend to decompose in it. I don't recommend smelling it, because on rare occasions it, honest to god, smells like the worst case of diarrhea one can possibly leak out of their butthole. Not the worst smell in the world, but it's rather disgusting and plentiful.
 
the decomposing body of my pet leopard gecko. i thought it would be a good idea to keep the body in a jar until the summer, when i would put it on an ant hill and let the ants eat all the flesh so i could have a cool leopard gecko skeleton.well that never happened, and when i smelled it by accident i almost barfed
 
i found half of a dead cat in a box one time that had maggots crawling out of its eye sockets and shit. that was pretty fucking rancid
 
I left a whole sub in my backback over the summer 2 years ago, come early september I opened that shit up only to find a 12 inch long mass of grey and black mold in seran wrap. It was completely unrecognizable and probably the worst thing I've ever smelt.

 
welll i threw a stink bomb in my teachers classroom heater. it was about a 30 by 30 foot room and the heater spread the smell so for 2 hours straight i was inhaling fart juice...

how some ideas dont turn out the way you planned
 
Dead human body. I helped in a recovery of a guy that drowned. He was under for 14 days before found. Not a good sight or smell.
 
i was waiting at a light one time in my car with my window down, suddenly the worst smell i have ever smelt invaded my car, i look over, and a flat bed tow truck beside me has a massive, rotting moose roadkill carcass strapped to it. and the wind was blowing the smell right into my car. i would have to describe the smell as leaving like 500 pounds of rotting meat in the blazing hot sun then letting it marinade in shit water for a couple days.

tried to close my windows but the smell lurked in my car for like 10 minutes, it took alot of effort not to puke in my car.
 
i remember trying to do CPR on my little brothers car when she died because we were in the same room when i happened (that was shitty) idk what the smell even was but it was horrid, and i got some on my fingers/ nose and that just wouldnt go away, it was awful
 
I broke my skull and lost my sense of smell 2 months ago. It might sound weird but I actually really like it. It hardly affects my taste, and there isn't anything in the world that I absolutely LOVE to smell. except nuggets of weed but other than that it's actually kinda nice.
 
The grease trap at this restaurant I worked at once backed up, it was the grossest black sludge ever, and I couldn't handle it.
 
I went dumpster diving this summer, and we were digging through all of the bags, we picked one up to throw it out and there was a hole in the bottom. An immediate flood of shit and piss flooded out all over my friend and I. Never again.
 
An 8 cm perirectal abscess that was several months old that spontaneously ruptured due to bowel incontinence, causing a miraculous fountain of light brown diarrhea, blood, pus, and necrotic tissue to go spewing across the room onto the floor and the 2 closest people.
 
i tested the coli-form in a pond behind my school. i opened the capsule it was in about i a week later and it let out a gas like it was pressured or something on the inside. it was the most disgusting smell i have ever smelled in my life
 
I know that smell. We go fishing up by Strawberry Reservoir and every year the Kokanee salmon go spawn and die in the river by the marina and the smell of dead fish in the sun is not pleasant.
 
I went with my dad on a farm call once (he's a large animal vet) and there was a cow who we had pulled a calf on a couple weeks back. The owner told us that she wasn't acting right and had dropped weight so naturally we thought she had just retained some of her placenta (it happens a lot in cows). My dad reaches into the cow and just smiles and goes "we forgot something". I hear a snap and he pulls out a leg of a calf. I guess she had twins and one died while still in the womb and had been sitting inside her rotting for over a week. We had to use a wire saw inside of the cow to cut the decomposing fetus and take it out piece by piece. Def the worst smell ever, pus, rotting, internal goop that just got all over everything.
 
I lease a horse and I work at the farm she's at to pay for her. A few years back before I started riding her her owner bred her. She had the baby and a few days after I was working and cleaning stalls. I was pushing a full barrow of manure to the manure pile to dump it and smelled what is arguably one of the worst smells in the world. Besides the usual reek of the pile there was this like pungent rotting smell that I literally cannot describe.

Next to the pile was the remainders of the 3 day old baby horse placenta, rotting in decaying in the 30+ degree weather. It smelled like death and there were maggots living in there. Flies were flocking to it and I had to run away to avoid vomiting everywhere.

The horse was cute though.

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Cute horsey! I watched my uncle's horse eat its placenta after it gave birth when I was around 7 years old. Wasn't very enjoyable.
 
At least half of the horses I've seen give birth do that. And then the baby usually eats their own first poop. Fucking strange.
 
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