What is the weirdest shit you've done for money?

[Jpurd]

I had a team standup this morning and this was the topic of discussion. Some weird shit came up... for a professional work enviornment. Transparently, I'm boring and don't have any crazy stories.

Anyway's what's the weirdest shit you've done for money?

 

[little1337]

Anything you want me to do OP

 

[Bended_Toenail]

I stole and licked a urinal cake from our mountains bathroom.

I think I win the stupid contest.

He never paid me the 15 bucks

 

[Jpurd]

Anything you want me to do OP

Anything you say?

 

[JmckR]

I do moose stuff

 

[oldmanski]

Skated through Govy Camp naked back in the summer of 2001 for 5 bucks

 

[Butterytips69]

Dragged a dead seal off the beach by its dick for 13.50 an hour

 

[.FRY.]

given my soul to a corporation

 

[DayMan]

Sold my old shoes to someone with a kink for smelling stinky shoes

He def jacked off in my shoes but its all good I got paid

 

[MoneyMakerMike]

Ate a 5 year old onion from the school science lab in 7th grade for 5 bucks. I don't recommend it.

 

[theabortionator]

I stole and licked a urinal cake from our mountains bathroom.

I think I win the stupid contest.

He never paid me the 15 bucks

I feel ya. I chugged a bottle of wine in 3 s3conds for a bet and the pos never paid me because he didn't think Id actually do it.

People who make bets and don't pay up can get fucked.

As far as jobs I don't think Ive done anything that absurdly weird.

 

[ASSholebomber22]

Got married lmao

 

[xxACIDTRIPxx]

Punched someone in the club for 50

shaved both my eyebrows off for 15