What is the weirdest dream you have ever had?

i had a dream where i was milking my penguins(which is totally normal) and was milking princess(one of my penguins on my farm) and he started squawking like a dying giraffe and then i realized he had scored some bad crack from the king penguin strawberry fufu snatch who is a total badass mother of 6. so then i took him in and fed him cocao puffs and we watched curious george does dallad and it started masturbating so then i told then to stop and then for some reason batman came out and held me and we started dancing to prince. it was pretty cool and totally normal except the squawking like a dyning graffe part that was pretty weird.

'Cancer is everywhere. It is inside all of us. Get to know your cancer, love it, hate it, nurture it, kill it.'

-skipimp_
 
I once had a dream that didn't go away, even after I woke up... I was consciously walking around with my eyes open, but all I could see was the dream.

I had another one where I was fighting in some battle, and my head got sliced off. That one was a bit weird...

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its not in the eye of the beholder, its in the eye of the beerholder.

-What
 
i love it when im having those awesomely real intense dreams that ur so into that u wake up go back to sleep and pick up right where u left off

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
k, i was in a moutainside graveyard in a forest, just hiking around with some friends. the graveyard was about 20 kilometers down the road from where i live. anyways, i walked over there in the middle of the night, right up to where the trees start and i couldnt go in, cuz it was a freaky vibe. so i just layed there until morning, and then i got up and walked a bit then hopped in a truck and took off. then the road got narrow and i flew off a cliff. as i was falling i jumped out of the window and hit the ground, resulting in a big gash in my arm. i proceeded to do first aid on myself, but i didnt have a tensor bandage. then my dad showed up and i woke up. Another dream was me running down blue halls shooting undead with a shotgun. that was cool

...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise. --------------------I like to jam

 
I had a dream that I was watching a hockey game at the Corel Center, but it was really a big barn and the sens weren't playing anyways. Then pirates tried to hijack the game and we ended up on a pirate shit with pirates of the carribean-style undead pirates and we fought them then they started firing their canons at the Corel Center/barn. We had pistol fights and then pushed them overboard, then I woke up... trippy eh?

I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond

Sex is a race and I always win...
 
yeah it was weird, there were good pirates and bad ones, and they were all skeleton-like and ya couldn't kill 'em.

I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond

Sex is a race and I always win...
 
i've dreamnt more than once being ina huuuge battle the lord of the rings style ones.Just killing everything.Pretty intense.

And i once dreamt i dropped like an 80 or 90 footer,can't really tell,but the feeling was just awesome...

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
they say that if you die in a dream, then you have died in real life...i dont think thats true, but i've never died in one of my dreams...

if it were easy it would be called snowboarding - K2

im rich biatch

yvan eht nioj

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i always have this reoccuring dream, and i am in a castle at night, and it's this game show thing, but it's sort of like a 'survivor, castle' scenario. and i am walking alone through this flame lit hallway, and i get led to this room. you first walk down stairs, and then there are all these glasses in the room. and it's dark, but you have to go and find all the glasses and put them in this treasure chest hidden under the stairway. but at the same time you are on a quest for the glasses, there are all of these chicken nugget boxes that have legs. and they chase you around. anyway, so i got out of the room, and roamed around the castle. then somehow i ended up outside, and i was on this playground running in circles around the perimeter of the jungle gym. it was wierd though, because i saw myself, and i was like watching me run around from a really far away view, and the whole castle and playground was on this floating island in the middle of no where (sort of like in supermario for n64)

I always have wierd dreams, but whenever i tell them to my brothers they are like 'you made that up!!!' but this one is so off the wall they had to believe it. :)

~*Michelle

->'the CD goes right here. the speakers... oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'
 
enick, its not true b/c (i posted about this before), but i was shot in the head and died in one of my dreams and it felt real messed up... and im still alive

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-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-
 
I think everyone has dreamnt at least once that they died,but they can't remember...

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
ive had the most fucken scary dream ever........ i was running away from this rapist but i kept floating up in the air and i couldnt run.. and if i was able to run, i kept running into these houses that looked the same. hte color, the inside, everything...and well right as hed reach me, id wake up. id be sweating and scared

'the' pistol chick
 
If you dream again this just punch the rapist in the balls.He'll go away and you'll wake up with a smile

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
Have any of you been in a dream and realized it and then opened your eyes? if you understand what I am talking about...

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

franky - You've got a beat like a cop

hello boys
 
^I do... if you realise it and dont open your eyes you can apparently control your dreams. Its called a lucid dream.

My best non sexual dream was that all my friends and me were part of an underground mafia type organisation and were waging war against the chinese and russian mafia at the same time.

Once I died in my dream and didn't wake up. After I died I was walking in a flat grassy field end that stretched for miles on end. Then I concentrated really hard and could see shimers in the air, I knew they were angels or ghosts. The field dissepeared and I fell in a gaping black hole. I heard laughs, then clouds, then nothing. Freaky.

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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
 
ya i've done that, only i make myself stay sleeping, so its kinda like watching a movie, only i'm making it up, its really wierd. then if i start to not like it i wake up.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
^^i think i've done once or twice...

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
Yea I have controlled a dream before. Well sort of, I mean from what I remember I wanted to take her clothes off.. and I did. anyways you probably can control your dreams sometimes

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

franky - You've got a beat like a cop

hello boys
 
^ yea ive had dreams kinda like that before... like where i conciously knew i was dreaming, and if i came to a bad part in the dream i could make myself wakeup

Anti-Flag

-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-
 
^ so did I!!And i got a sweet ass hand job from her,and it was the hottest girl eeever...

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
My weirdest dream is where these evil sandwiches were trying to take over the world. Lollipops rained down from the sky and stuff like that. I was so scared after that dream, cause that sandwich was so incredibly scary.

-Sara

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skihood.com
 
yep, it gets really weird. i remember having this one dream and realizing i was dreaming, so i started to kind of control it, so i went skiing, but then all of a sudden i was being chased by this psychopathic killer so i just thought i'd stay asleep and see how it turned out. but when he cornered me with an axe i decided i'd had enough and woke up.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
nightmares are the worst though. have you ever been screaming in your dream because you were screaming in reality and you woke up screaming?

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

franky - You've got a beat like a cop

hello boys
 
never done that. i always dream i'm falling, then i wake up and jump up and alot of times hit my head against the wall. thats not fun.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
^haha,that sucks.

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
some people will be peeing in their dream and they wake up to themselves wetting the bed. actually according to studies this is one of the only consistent things about dreams.

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

franky - You've got a beat like a cop

hello boys
 
yep, one time it was so loud it woke my brother up in the next room. he thought someone was trying to break in so he ran in carrying a gold club.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
a long time ago, I started screaming in a dream while I was at this camp. It woke a lot of people up, but they couldn't wake me up.

-Sara

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skihood.com
 
Snowforblood,that's why u pee in ur bed,cause you wanna go to the bathroom but you are dreaming,so the dream tuns oout to be your desire:peeing.

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
did you learn this through trial and error?

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

franky - You've got a beat like a cop

hello boys
 
yeah,i did.Pee a lot when i was a kid...

But even now,if you don't pee before going to sleep,and you dream that you have to pee,you're gonna pee yourself.

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
ok, i just woke up, and the dream i had was fucked up. Little kids, like 8 yeas old were climbing up the building, outsidde, like rock climbing. But they were all retarded. And they would climb up randomly and just look in my window, stare and then laugh. I live on the 6th floor so its far up. after one of these kids came up i aked hit mtf he was doing. he didnt talk, so i told him to go down, NOW! He started climbing down but then he looked back up at me, laughed then waed at me with bith hands. he then fell. In my dream there were outcroppings on my building so he was tumbleing off them, then he landed on one. Quarters rolled out of his pocket and he looked pretty dead. So i call 911, but i get a message, 'Your call can not be compteled as dialed' So disgusted, i leave my room. I walk out right into the city rome.

had to gte that off my chest

 
yeh, nitemares do totally blow...but my friend had niteterrors where she would have nitemares but worse...it got sooo bad she had to go to the doctor and get pills, which didnt help. she would wake up like every 1/2 hour screaming and choking herself under her sheets..scary eh?

'the' pistol chick
 
that blows^^

i once dreamed i killed someone who i really like.I started punching him and didn't stop...

When i woke up it was a total relief

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
it sucks because whenever I have a really good dream I always find myself going 'I wish this were real' which snaps me out of it because I've realized its a dream. Then I try to go back to sleep thinking about my dream so it doesn't have to end but then somehow I always screw it up.

-Caitie-

'Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they only breed quarrels.' ~2 Timothy 2:23
 
^ oh thats the best, I am dreaming and im like, 'dman i gotta get up and piss but this dream is awesome.' except i usually get it back. And its always cooler because when i wake up i tell myself, 'i want this sleep with that chick' and then i do. you just have to relax and let it come

 
last night i dreamt that led zeppelin had a concert in my driveway and i said something 'sassy' to my dad and said he had double standards for me and my sister and i think i called him a hypocrit,then he hit me...led zep was good tho

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!~Lateralis
 
last night I dreamt that all of my friends had turned into vampires. We were in my school for some reason, and I was running around trying to find somewhere to hide from all of the vampires. so then I saw my bf, and he was like, here hide in my car, then when we got there, he turned into a vampire, so I was like aw fuck it, then I got turned into one too, then we all went to dennys and smoked up with my friend who works there, but the his manager came out and saw him, and was about to fire him but then my vamp bf killed him. it was quite the disturbing dream.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
if your thinking about something when your really tired, you fall asleep still thinking about it, and most often you have dreams that somehow relate to what you were thinking. sometimes if you think about the person you like before you go to bed, you have dreams about them, or at least they are in it somehow. it's wierd, and always happens to me.

~*Michelle

->'the CD goes right here. the speakers... oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'
 
you guys talking about controlling your dreams - it's called lucid dreaming, look it up it's pretty cool shit. also watch the movie waking life.

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
Most of my dreams are about the girls I want to have sex with that I know. I usually wake up because in my dream I'm choking, when in reality my nose is really stuffed up because of my damn allegies. bitches.

-Pat

 
Waking Life is a sick movie, so was Vanilla Sky (I think that was it...with Tom Cruise...turns out to be a Lucid dream the whole time)

-Caitlin-

Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they only breed quarrels. --2 Timothy 2:23
 
i once had a dream that me and my frends were flying to korea on a little yellow plane but there wasnt room 4 us so we had to hang onto the wings but on of my frends got to lie on top of the plane so we were enveous of him but then we stopped at a resteront in the sky and i was thirsty so i asked my mom for a salad but my mom dident even come on the plane with us but then my uncle came around a cornerand sed that he forgot sumthin at his house so i called shottie on the top of the plane and we flew all the way home.

but the weirdest thing about this dream was that wen i flew to calgary once, i saw the exact yellow plane we were travelling on in the dream.

-=STEEZE=-
 
my frend told me these dreams that he had and there pretty funny:

one is that he was walking down his street wen all of a sudden a whole bunch of inch worms started attacking him and they gave him serious friction burns and then both of his legs fell off.

the other one is that he was dancing in a rainbow forest then then millions of care bears started falling frum the sky and then started to rip his head off.

-=STEEZE=-
 
it's so wierd when something happens in real life that is really similar to something that happened in a dream, like deja vu only even creepier.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
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