What is the weirdest dream you have ever had?

snowforblood

snowforblood

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The weirdest dream I have ever had is when Chris Farley kidnapped me and forced me to touch his penis.

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

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franky - You've got a beat like a cop

hello boys
 
thats if touching chris farleys penis is weird, i dont wanna be normal

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farp for life! yeah!
 
my wierdest dream was definitely this one. i was with a group of friends at a movie, and then all these pupets started falling from the ceiling. for some reason I was really scared of the puppets, so one of the guys I was with gave me a bunch of pills that would apparently not make me scared anymore. but they ran out eventually, so i found the name of the doctor that prescribed them. so i went to her office, which was in a treehouse for some reason. so I went up there, and told her I needed some more pills, but since my name wasn't on the list for the prescription, she wouldn't give them to me. so there i was in this psychiatrist's treehouse-office, trying to convince her to give me these pills. but all of the sudden the floor just fell away and she went splat on the gournd, i for some reason wasn't hurt at all. So now i'm thinking, fuck, how am i gonna get my pills. then my bf showed up and i told him that the pills I needed were up in the tree, and i couldn't get them because the psychiatrist had just fallen and died. so he asked me why i needed them and who had given them to me in the first place, and I couldn't tell him because he was jealous of the guy who had given them to me, and I didn't want to get into a fight. and thats when i woke up. ya, my dreams are fucked up.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
cocaine is a hell of a drug

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high north session 2 biotch

farp for life! yeah!
 
lol, i swear i dont do drugs, i just have really fucked up dreams.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
i was at a halloween party and after walking through the funhouse i come outside and a telephone pole falls and hits me on the head and an angel..(not sure if it was a real angel or someone dressed as one since i was at a halloween party) came over and cradled me...thats the wierd dream i can come up with

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
ive had too many fucked up dreams, my latest one was devito and shwarzenegger were mob bosses and had a chuild together, it was wierd

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i dreamt i was chased by a huge badass demon about 12 feet tall,then he grabbed friends of mine i haven't seen since 6th grade or so and just turned them into pieces,blood everywhere,i keep running like hel,and there's a castle,i run to it,and i hear lots of screaming,friends of mine and random people dying,this demon is fucking killing EVERYTHING,i get out of the castle and end up on a subway train station,the one that's like 100 feet away from my home,i go quick down the stairs,but the demon is already ahead of me and is destroying all the people waiting for the subway.Then a train goes by and kills everyone who was trying to runaway from the demon using the tunnels...he looks at me and says:'I'm not gonna kill you,cause you are an angel'and i'm like,WHAT THE FUCK,and i see the demon flying towards a young girl,he eats her and just keeps killing while i run out of the train station to my home,i look at my family,they are alright,we pack the car and we leave to our summer house,and we eventually get stuck in the highway and i see the demon flipping all the cars in the air.

Then,i just wake up.Needless to say,i woke up and thought i was craaazy.It was intense.

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
This was during a week when I got sick and my friends went skiing without me:

I dreamed that I got better, and that my neighbors (really wierd people who never go out of their house) invited me to go with them. Of course I agreed, and we drove up. Right on the pass they decided to take a rest stop so they pulled over and I got out to walk around. It was then that I realized that I had forgoteen my skis, boots, poles, jacket, goggles, gloves, and everything else remotely related to skiing. So I called my dad, and told him I needed help. Suddenly his car pulled up and I was expecting him to bring me all my stuff, but he just got out and told me I was skrewed. Now I was pissed so I walked up to Sugar Bowl, a ski resort on the pass and was looking around on a platform next to a cliff. All these snowboarders were throwing sketch tricks off it, and I really wanted to school them but I couldn't. Then Shane McConkey came up to me and asked me if I wanted to go BASE jumping with him. I said yeah, and we jumped off a big cliff overlooking lake Tahoe. Aaron Mcgovern's chute didn't open, but he pulled his reserve. We were planning to land on a bridge that went across the lake, but we realized there were cops all over the place. I was really freaked out because I knew they were coming after me, but we landed on the road and the police were on a walkway and were blocked by one of those road dividers, so me and this girl ran down the road into a town with a bunch of really cool houses. Police were everywhere, so we went into this house to hide. We met some old people in there who owned the house and they were really cool, and they told us we could chill here anytime. Then we left and went into an arcade. Just then, Shane ran up to me and told me it was a bust and I saw some cops pushing through the crowd toward me. I ran down a hallway and opened a door which led back into the old people's house. Then I went into their yard and jumped on their trampoline until I woke up.

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What's on the other side of that wall?

-'Death.' (Johnny D. after Kristi fell off the back of the PBP wall in 1242)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
It's a re occuring dream where i am in a busted down old house right by a dirt road. I am always exploring arround in it and the Penguin pulls up in a big limo and starts throwing exploding smaller penguins at me. That's about all i remember about it because the last time I had this dream was about 10 years ago but I remember that I had it proabaly 20 or 30 times when I was growing up.

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
man,dreams are fucked

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
i had a dream a big canary was chasing me and my friends around in our elementary school when i was 9 or 10.

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
Once I had this dream where a huge yellow mexican sombrero hat with red stripes were chasing me through a western saloon, and when I reached the wall I just fell through the floor and woke up on the floor. that shit is so weird.

I also use to have strange visions when Im sleeping, like the other night where I saw this huge blanket flying across a huge cornfield, looking for pillow cases that were spread all over the place. there was also this really strange music, like if a ghost could sing it would sound that way.

-JW
 
Another really weird dream was when i was 7 or 8 or 9 that the chief of the Transformers(u remember) touched my dick.I was like what the fuck.I can't remember anything else.And i also dream very often that king kong is chasing me all over the city.And it's a sick dream,cause i always get away,and it's so intense i can feel the adrenaline when i wake up

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
once i had a dream about a hot girl and when i woke up i was stuck to the sheets and it smelt dirty

- LM Productions -

CCRider

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose
 
^lol

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
i dont often remember my dreams...but when i do they're usually pretty crazy...once i dreamt i was sleepwalking and woek up on my back porch...most recently id have to say it was when i dreamt i was in the shower and then the guys that were doing construction on my house tried to come in...it was so weird, very creepy.

-Caitie-

'Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they only breed quarrels.' ~2 Timothy 2:23
 
having sex with my mom, it was gross

if it were easy it would be called snowboarding - K2

im rich biatch

yvan eht nioj

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you poor, poor child.

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I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecil, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell...

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'I honestly dont have the slightest fucking clue of what I'm talking about' - DSpin_9
 
dreams are awesome... i have them in streaks.. ill go a couple months with none and then crazy ones every night for a week or two... its wierd.

i remember i had the falling dream once... i was just falling into the grand canyon... but i didnt wake up before i hit the ground and then i bounced and felt my shoulder like exlpode... and then i woke up... i think my hand was asleep.

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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
i'm sorry for you enick

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
haha ive got it worse... i had a dream when i was like 10 about having sex with my gma...it was even nastier

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These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-
 
^no way man.My mind can't believe what i just read.

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
believe it... and i still remember it which sucks even more

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-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-
 
if i dream about fucking my grandmother tonight...im coming for you...dont think i wont...i wouldnt post it on the internet if i wouldnt!

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
Man, some of these dreams are sick, in a bad bad bad way! :P

I used to have dreams about these cartoon characters called the wombles and an old woman who lived down the street from me, she used to get around in an electric cart thing. I was terrified of both of them. I was in a dream and me and my friend were running from wombles, he was running up the stairs super fast, and i was like... 'how can you do that?!' he turned around and was a womble, then the woman turned up at the top of the stairs and just laughed at me. That was scarey man.

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I Like To Ski
 
that's so harsh....to dream you are fucking your old crazy grandma....i am sorry.Truely sorry.

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
check out my sig

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i had a dream when i was like 10 about having sex with my gma- freeride1260
 
but when i was like 5 i had a dream that i was a powere ranger, and i went to school, and did some karate or something and everybody was all 'wow' and 'thats so cool' then i just walked around for a while or something, i dont remember it too clearly tho cus i was probly about five

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i had a dream when i was like 10 about having sex with my gma- freeride1260
 
^you have prodigious memory.

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
what the fuck is prodigious memory

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i had a dream when i was like 10 about having sex with my gma- freeride1260
 
really good memory

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
my best was when i was like max payne. i was in a toy store and there was a metal door guarded by two men. they came after me and i slow motion dodged over a table and shot them. it was a pretty cool feeling. then i did a couple other slow mo things

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
 
I once played playstation for 13 hours in a row and dreamnt about the game i played.It was sick

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
i have things liket that that i remember from when i was really young, like random moments from when i was as young as 4 or 5, but i dont remember a lot of things like that, and for some reason i can never remember stuff from just like 1 or 2 years ago, like i remember them, but i can never put stuff like that in order, its kinda weird

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i had a dream when i was like 10 about having sex with my gma- freeride1260
 
ive had dreams where everyone is after me, those are some scary ass shit when they start feeling real

Fuck You
 
that was for twix_182... damn this is a popular thread

- LM Productions -

CCRider

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose
 
i have ones where i just wake up with some1 elses memory. Like the names i know, but the faces are different. Its so strange.

we shall call him gmlr
 
well, there are others, like a helicopter hovering around my house trying to see me through the windows and shoot missles at me.

and another was that i went to a ski swap at the burlington high school in vermont. my dreams are totally random

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
 
^ so are everyones.

but they are usually related to something.I don't think they come out of nowhere..

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
^^yeah, true. they always have someway to relate, even if it doesnt seem to.

one more weird one was when i randomly dreamed in 3rd grade, and evevryone was sitting down. the next day when i went to class, the seating arrangments were changed and they were in the same exact places as in my dream

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
 
My demon dream related to my childhood somehow,and also to my fear of demons and monsters under the bed and shit like that.It's just weird how the dream came like 2 months ago instead of 10 years ago.

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
my dream of me banging a hot chick related to me banging a hot chick

- LM Productions -

CCRider

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose

u kno im ghetto
 
once i dremp that i got shot in the leg with a shotgun, and it felt really wierd.

resently i drempt that i was skiing. i then jumped off a cliff, but it was a never ending drop and i woke up with a jolt. It hurt a lot since i had broke my collar bone a few days before

 
I usually don't remember mine but one I do rememer is that I was waiting in line for the washroom somewhere and I noticed man's shoes in one of the stalls and then a man came out and he took of his shoe and shot me with it. Crazy.

-*~*~Caitie*~*~
 
then again there is the dream where i am at a mansion on a summer night in front of a mist covered pond. I walk in and the interior is stripped, no furniture, no carpet, no windows, no doors... nothing. People are sitting on the floor randomly in pairs of 2, one male one female. All Males are clothed and all the females are naked. Every person is from my highschool. A few of the guys are getting head, but otherwise they are fully clothed. I walk around the house until i come across one of the hottest girls from my school. She is sitting by herself. I take her hand and lead her upstairs and to the only room that has a door. Inside is a bedroom with furniture, carpet and the works. Sexual activities proceed. At some point i woke up to disappointment, and a boner.

 
haha what kinda partys do you go to

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i had a dream when i was like 10 about having sex with my gma- freeride1260
 
yea... besides having sex w/ my gma... one where i got shot in the head and died... i didnt even wake up, i got like shivers and stuff and it was messed up

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-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-
 
i had one durring physics class today where I was walkking out to my car after school, but then i remembered that i had to pick up some shampoo. so i went back into the school to get my friends, because the only place that sold shampoo was in saskatoon and we'd decided to go on a road trip earlier. so then we all pile into the car and start driving to saskatoon. but on the way there we ran out of gas, so I called AMA and told them where we were, but they said they didn't have any more gas they could send out, so they'd just send a helicopter to take us to London. But when i told them we weren't going to london, we were just going to sakatoon to buy shampoo, they said that we'd have to stay there on the side of the road unless we agreed to go to london by a helicopter. then the bell rang and i woke up.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
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