What is the point of wearing cargo shorts

omgggg kort I have a really funny story when I saw him live... he ended up ripping into me for a solid minute during his show~
 
so wearing cargo shorts is gay, but obsessively researching fashion trends is perfectly straight right?

oops, you forgot to call no homo.

that being said, I think normal shorts do look better. but when you're carrying a cell, big wallet, and keys sometimes the extra room is nice.

god you are gay.
 
why has the cargo short thread turned into a thread about the south??

anyway who cares, everyone has cargo shorts, they're not like obnoxious or anything, they're just something to wear.
 
I wear cargo shorts almost everyday to school because

1) they have a ton of pockets for pens, pencils, ID necklace thing I need in school, gum, wallet, Ipod, blackjack, coins, random papers folded up, etc.

2) they go with every t shirt and shoe

3) they looks mad chill especially with a sweatshirt on

4) Bananas are high in potassium

5) they hide random occasional boners better than sweat pants and mesh shorts

6) they are warm enough but not too sweaty
 
1)Yes

2)kinda I guess

3)not really

4)fact

5)get laid...

6)no, and you tried too hard.

I thought we already decided they are just clothing. wear them if you want, or don't.

moving on.
 
why do you wear a bunch of fishing clothes? fishing shorts and shoes and shit. what are you a fisherman or just a retard who thinks its classy to dress like one?
 
the next thread should def ask which point is in the dalai lama or something...

i really like ns for making such threads over such dumbless questions, i loled for nothing, and thats something you cant really buy
 
a hand job.

No one has got a handjob in cargo shorts since nam.

I love that line, it really makes you think
 
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ftw
 
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