What is the point of wearing cargo shorts

JeffersonDavis

JeffersonDavis

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or shorts that go passed your knee for that matter?

Seriously, i really dont get it, you cargo short wearers look like clowns
 
i love long shorts as much as i love short shorts. ALMOST as much as i love wearing fitted jeans. fuck the haters, i'm my own.
 
if you dont own a pair of cargo shorts, you are probably a fag. its like saying, whats the point in wearing underwear? are by any chance retarded, drunk, or from the south? because that is the stupidest question i have heard in a while.
 
hahahaha most people in the south would disagree.

Cargo shorts are the gayest piece of clothing known to man.

We in the south hold ourselves to a higher standard, and choose to wear non cliched articles of clothing such as cargo shorts and graphic tees.
 
thats because you guys just wear wifebeaters and boxers....

you guys from the south all must be so smart and skinny... wait...
 
idiot.

like patagonia 7inch inseam stand up shorts, Columbia PFGS, vineyard vines dock shorts, any sort of fishing short, patagonia baggies, accompanied with brooks brothers, southern tide, or vineyard vines polo shirts.
 
ironic that cargo shorts are the "gayest piece of clothing known to man", while your the one criticizing fashion. something gay people are stereotyped as doing....
 
higher standard hahahaha

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JeffersonDavis: every time you post I hope you post something that will just get you banned and over with. I'm just waiting for the day when you really cross the line and we never have to listen to your fucking retarded ass ideas ever again. I should change my name to GeneralSherman perhaps.
 
Part of me wants to stand up for the south, the other part is like wait... do i live in the south? im pretty sure i live in the midwest. wait, fuck im below the mason-dixon line. WHERE THE FUCK IS WEST VIRGINIA?!?!
 
what, polos? what a true southern classic, no one else wears those. very original, or as you put it, "non-cliched"

im glad that you in the south can be well dressed, yet authentic and original, gentlemen , while your out fucking your cousins and perusing the trailer parks.
 
See, this is why i get confused. States north of us think we are part of the south. states south of us think we are part of the north. Really it depends on where you live. In the north part everyone is under the impression that they are pennsylvanian. In the south they might as well be virginian. Where i live it is a lot like ohio.

 
And i forgot to say, fuck you. go fly your rebel flag. We did what was best for our area, and that was leaving virginia's bitch ass behind. fuck fighting for southern independance we stayed true to our country because we were above all of that region loyalty bullshit.
 
Technically West Virginia was considered part of the South, as well as Kentucky, Missouri and Oklahoma. They were just claimed by the South as terratories and werent subject to the formal secession that the South went through. That being said, i guess i can call myself a southerner.
 
I'm sure all southerners aren't this way, but my perception of southerners is that they all look like the kids from that hoover high school football show on mtv

i know that i shouldnt base my perception on this, but to this day when i think of a southern teenage boy i think of those god damn wavy bangs and polo shirts
 
i'm trying to figure out how this topic is relevant to anything, or can even be discussed? and as if you'd hate on cargo shorts. they have big pockets on the side!! what the fuck can't you do with big pockets on the side! carry all your legal shit on one side, illegal on the other. NO CONFUSION. no more reaching into your pocket when you go to pay for food at macdonalds and place your bowl on the counter. i wont blame the south for your backwards thinking, but your inbred parents. mufucka.
 
no homo on this whole post

i know this is wierd, but i eavesdropped in on a conversation in the mt hood parking lot. they were parked right next to us though. this is word for word how it went

Tom Wallisch - "Should i bring these worms" (gummi worms)

Nick Martini - "Yeah man put them in the cargo"

not even joking, i heard it
 
well, they hold lots of stuff. useful when you have lots of stuff but dont want to carry a backpack. they are also usually tough and rugged. they look cool too if you get the right ones.
 
ouch...

seriously though how did Cargo shorts thread turn into hating people from the south?

and "No one has gotten laid in cargo shorts since Nam" I should stop wearing mine.
 
seriously, what the fuck? I grew up in Alabama and trust me, I don't hate black people, half my friends were black. and that whole inbred bit is just old. there are more stupid fucks that should not be allowed to reproduce in DC and NY alone than anywhere in the south.
 
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