What is the most FUCKED up thing a stranger has done for you?

SKIU4EA

SKIU4EA

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So you're skiing along and you look down and find a phone sittin there in the snow. While your indulging your curiosity looking through it, it rings and shows up as, we'll call her "stacey". She keeps calling and calling and calling like most girls do, but of course you ignore the calls for now. After finding out "stacey" is called most frequently on this phone you weigh your options.

1. Be a responsible adult and find the nearest lost and found, or skier services.

2. Completely fuck with "Stacey" and see how far she will go. and THEN possibly maybe begin to think about returning it once you have exhausted all avenues.

It goes without saying u pick the latter. After some carefully placeded texts trying to fill this person's shoes you drop the question. "Send some nudes, I'm bored" To your suprise you quickly score some naked pics and don't hesitate to forward them to all your friends laughing hysterically at how oblivious and gullible this chick is.

Ok so that was kinda fun. Maybe now you'll drop it somewhere. But not before finding your way to the phone videos which you think will be fairly bland just like the pics of Stacey taken by the owner.

You trip into a nice lil collection of Homemade porn full of sucking and fucking. And guess whos staring in it? STACEY. You are once again met with a decision

1. THIS IS SUPER DUPER PRIVATE MATERIAL AND I NEED TO RETURN IT!

2. Forward them to all your friends and take the time to look through MY CONTACTS AND SEND THEM TO MY FUCKING PARENTS!!

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED. WHO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOULD DO THAT??? I know i was the biggest fucking deuch to keep shit like that on there but....MY PARENTS??? WHO IS THAT EVIL??? Thank God I don't live with them, cause it would be a million times worse. I got the call yesterday from my dad wanting to know wtf cause thte shit was sent to my mother as well. It has all blown up the last few hours after skiing Sun

 
sparknotes: you keep porn of yourself on your phone and it got sent to your parents?

epic stranger pwnage. i really feel bad for you.
 
the holidays are fixing to be awesome, your parents won't be able to look stacey in the eyes if she even gets invited over.
 
at least your parents know you arent gay now.

gotta look at the bright side dude! and youre a pornstar! fuck yeah!
 
put it this way... my dad said my mom was in tears. I feel like the biggest piece of shit to have ever squeezed it's way out of some1's ass. And it's ok that some don't believe me. it is what it is . I wouldn't.
 
My expectations for this thread were SO low for this thread when I clicked on it. Turns out, some stranger needs a high-five. Sucks for you a lot. Bet you learned you lesson though.

On that same theme. We found a phone on the hill once, happened to figure out the girlfriend, and convinced her that the "the owner" would break up with her if she wouldn't do anal. She promptly broke up with the owner. hahaha
 
Your story confused me. How did you get a random phone from a ski slope and get naked pictures from your girlfriend with a strangers phone? I feel bad for you, but I didn't quite get what happened.
 
okay wait wait wait , so your the one that lost your phone and someone else found it and showed your parents? im confused explain again

as bad as it sounds for you, i lold my ass off +K
 
Play along with your parents, and start crying that your girlfriend cheated on you and he filmed it with your phone.
 
oh shit, wait did someone find your phone, fuck with your gf and send them to all of your contacts? I was confused by the point of view in the story
 
dude thats totally fucked. i couldnt even laugh while reading that cause i cant believe some douche is actually that malicious. man people are fucking douches. sorry man.

oh and no offense but... the OP is a BIT confusing but how on earth could some of you not understand this story? someone did that shit to him. jesus.
 
wouldn't suprise me if it was someone on NS that found it skiing that day. I was waiting to see if someone made a thread on it. Now that would have been fucked up
 
Dude that is hilarious. Yea it's pretty fucked up but it's still funny. I think you're taking it a little hard.

Anyway, did you get your phone back? If you did, track the numbers he sent the videos to. I'm sure he sent them to himself. Do some detective work. You can find a lot about people on the internet. 15 bucks gets full criminal record. Get creative.
 
The guy who did that is so fucked. You should be able to get the numbers he sent the pics too. Contact the cops man and fuck this guy over.
 
By the way, if anyone on NS has these pics, you should upload them somewhere. Just don't post the link.

Can't stop a PM though...

Thread of the year if you do
 
We have our own place and I don't see my parents a whole lot. It would obviously be a whole different story if they were more active in my life. It was weird as far as the pics were concerned that she texted... She thought I was gonna be pissed off at her cause she sent some random kid naked pics when she thought it was me.
 
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