what is the last thing you have broken?

couple knuckles last weekend when i was drunk

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'

'well not all chicks'

'well, chicks that double up on me do'

'good point'

 
I broke my goddam pants cause I'm a fuckin lardass.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
broke my shoulder

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'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
i broke my truck as i rolled the mother fucker straight into a boulder. luckily my gf in the passenger seat got smashed and not me.

Ezekiel 25:17
 
I'm still pissed cause is was my only pair of pants and they cost $20 and I've only had them for like 2 months. Dammit, I'm stuck with shorts till I scroung the cash for a new pair. Fuckin shit piss.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
i broke my mini-disc player. then i got an new one.

Today one of the 'special' kids shit all over the floor in the upper hall. I thought, 'you know what, that kid just shit all over the floor' so I decided I wouldn't do any work the rest of the day.-west
 
i think the last thing i broke was my cell phone antenna. and tonight i ripped my skirt cuz i had 6 of them on and one just ripped...it was quite hilarious

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I renamed my kitty shadow..she chases things on the floor and climbes cabnits. i think she's mentally ill

drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

 
^ are you kidding? holy one of those crazy kids aren't you?

last thing I broke was a glass. dropped it, and it shattered

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
last thing of mine that got broken was when my firned accidentally ran over my A frames. The only thing that broke was the lenses tho, and they were shitty lenses anyways.

well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

 
my fan, it broke itself, apparently they can't stay on for 2 weeks straight, cheap ass fans. I broke a cup recently, my friend dropped it, so i jumped on it

 
Sleeping habbits.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
my wrist...no sorry...my big toe, the wrist was the year before

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
broke my leather belt in half skiing.

my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
 
my futon, i was sittin on it then my friend decided to come jump on the weakest part of it and fucking broke it

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'^u r sooooooooooooooo gay'-CalebtheHartman

'wow, that was a good comeback, just repeating the same thing, but in a way which makes you sound retarded. im in awe at your mad insulting skills. no seriously. your my new hero.'-Apple

i invented the name 'japical'
 
My brake on one of my ski's. And then i broke my pole over a rail out of frustration.

'Bust it seth, YEAH DOG '
 
i broke out with acne. but really, the other day i actually broke a spoon cause i didnt like the angle it scooped at, so I got angry at it and tried to fix it, the damn fucker decided to snap in two instead of listening to me and bending a little and fulfilling its destiny by feeding my belly with yummy yummy food

 
the world record for coolest person ever

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
broke my computer when i installed service pack 2 for XP Pro. damn the service pack, now i gotta roll back that bitch

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
my lungs, they are fucking shot

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
the sound barrier?

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- Ian

'Thank god she had the decency to swirve her truck into a ditch.'

- skiierman, on almost getting in an accident.

'How does one go about becoming a judge for one of these contests? Do judges get to have sex with the contestants?'

- rebel, on the Miss Teen Canada Contest

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
hearts, new ground, wind

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like a douche without a retrieval string, i was completely lost.
 
^i wouldnt want that door keeping intruders out, doesnt seem very sturdy if you can fall into it and break it

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
Lastest major thing: I blew out my Marzocchi Xfly 100 fork.

Lastest minor thing: I stepped on my cats jingle ball and broke it on the way down the steps today

 
Last thing i broke was my camera. im still pissed. fucking cheap kodak parts.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
 
My Ipod 3 days ago, ran over it with a chair... It was a one sad day...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

-Theory-3 Breath and Stop-

 
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