What is the dumbest thing you've ever done?

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Story Time! What is the dumbest thing you've ever done?

Ill start-

2 years ago we were in the middle of nowhere coming back from a concert. Somebody got the brilliant idea to drive into a field have everybody get out of the car. We left it running and after about 15-20 seconds we would run after it and try to catch it. Was a ton of fun until we let it go too far and it hit a tree. Still a mark in the front today :(
 
sometimes in the middle of the night i spray paint myself blue and run out in the middle of the street screaming OOLONG JOHNSON OOLONG JOHNSON
 
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I was close to blacked out and pulled a fucking syringe out of a billboard on La Ronde in Barcelona Spain. Didnt touch the syringe luckily and just tossed it on the ground when my friends started freaking out. When i sobered up next morning i was ffreaakkiingg out. Even though I didn't touch the syringe itself I got tested just in case.. luckily i didnt get anything. Stupidest thing I ever did.
 
when i was really depressed lighting up in my room and getting caught and then nearly loosing my trip ut oregon
 
drank wayyyyy too much with some friends, did a bunch of dumb shit, puked all over the place, passed out, woke up in the hospital.
 
there are too many to choose from, ill give you guys two of them

Story 1: Going to a sort of fair thing in toronto (called the CNE) me and two other friends decide that we want some food for the subway ride over. But we only have enough money to to get into the fair so instead of just forgetting about the food we decide were going to steal some stuff. Long story short the security guy catches us and is super pissed and doesn't cut us any slack. Cops and parents come and they take one of my friends to the station and im free to go. Note that this was in grade 8, and im like 14, so my mom gets super pissed and says im a fuck up, and i get mad depressed for a week, not smart at all.

Story 2: decide to go to a skatepark with like 3-4 of my friends that is really far away (like a half our subway ride) because its a really nice park. We get there and it's all cool, but then we realize we dont have any money to get back, and we dont worry about it at first, then we start to get tired, and the sun starts to go down. We end up walking 4 fucking hours through toronto to get back home, i was so gassed at the end of it and i guess it made for a good story but i felt like a fucking idiot for leaving in the first place. We were in grade 9 also so we thought we were to tuff to call are parents.

Those are my stories :D may return later with some more.
 
This one is actually bad, not really me personally but i was very much involved in the situation.

I'll set it up for you, me and a coupe friends, all around the same age 15ish, none of us have drivers licenses, decide to get piss drunk at our friends house who's parents are away.

Anyways we get really fucked, and i'm more fucked than the other two guys im with. One of the other guys (may i add he was also with me in my shoplifting story) decides we should take the kids car out for a spin. Now, this kid has never driven a car in his life, and he's pretty drunk, but so am i so i dont really care. We all get into the car and we pull out, me and the other guy are in the back seat for some reason with the main kid in the front driving. He takes us up to our local hockey arena, and does doughnuts for like a half hour, then we go back home. I pass out, and the night ends. wake up in the morning with no idea what just happened, get it explained to me, and realize how dangerous and scary that was and what would'a happened if we got caught.

Also, DMT,LMA's and salvia, dont do them kids, all very bad choices i've made.
 
Lol salvia ... Shots scary took a big ass bong rip and instant ally passed out and was trippin for 2 hours, def not the dumbest thing I've done tho
 
at the young age of 23 i threw eggs off my balcony at cars. cops were called. i let them search my balcony for broken egg shells not realizing i had my weed and bong sitting in the middle of my living room.

cops totally didnt care though. it was pretty awesome

 
*was dumb, do you honestly think i still hang out with these kids? no, im a smart human being, nothing but stories left.
 
lies, the longest you can trip on salvia is like a half hour and thats if you take like a 1 to 2 gram hit of like 40X extract, salvia also leads to some crazy stories. I heard about this one guy who saw himself in the 3rd person on a cloud communicating telepathically with a panda.
 
graffiti, got me and an accomplice 20 hours of community service each. it couldn't count towards my volunteering hours either, sucked. but +80 street cred
 
Got blackout drunk and woke up in my under britches soaking wet from a hot tub that apparently I was in all night while it was snowing. I lost my voice for 2 weeks after that night
 
got pulled over one night for im not sure what officer asks how i am, i tell him that im really drunk and need my stomach pumped(i hadn't drank at all, slur every word) he takes me out of the car and breathalyzers me, blow 0.00, he is very confused asks me if i have been drinking, i say that im really drunk again and hobble around the cop asks my friend who was in the passenger seat the entire time to bring my car home long story short im cuffed, put in the back and brought to the station have to call my dad to come get me didn't get charged with anything
 
Too lazy to think of any good ones. I guess smoking Salvia after all ready smoking like 3 grams of weed...worst trip of my life. I fucking hate Salvia. Don't do it. It sucks.
 
I live on portlands waterfront and I walked out on the waterfront almost naked while it was raining. I woke up about a quarter mile from my house. Not really dumb, but sleep walking is scary shit.
 
Back when I was 15 and used to skate with my buddies everyday (who were 17-20 years old) we would hassle cops and try and start fights and then all my friends got into cocaine and heroin and being young and a push over I got into just coke for a while until I tried heroin on accident (they said it was coke) and after that first time I was just like "Fuck this I'm out." I quit skateboarding, changed schools, and pretty much changed everything about me. It was a pretty harsh reality check but in a way you can say that heroin saved me.
 
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