What is something badass/ mischevious you've done recently

I took my friend's mom's car out for a spin, caused a 7 car pileup on the highway and I am now not able to get my license until i'm 21. Not to mention that later that night i saw the same mom at a party, got slapped across the face by her. Also not to mention that she got very drunk and had to go to the hospital, the party was at her house...with minors...she is now in jail. 5 days later her oldest son (not my friend) got expelled from high school, why? For stealing calculators and attempting to sell them.

Is this badass?
 
emptied a large can of gasoline on my schools field. lit it, and it scarred a 30ft long penis into the field, in direct view of all the classes on one side of the school
 
Had sex in a public place

Snuck onto a 120ft yacht with a whole party of people sitting on the back of it. Scaled 4 levels of slippery windshields, and then went in their hot tub. Fuck yeah.

Then got kicked out by a very angry owner, and a cute female deck hand.
 
And stole a golf cart the same night as the boat thing.

This was all while being very drunk (though, the sex was sober)
 
Went climbing trees and tarzan swinging while rolling balls. Made it pretty high up. Fell out but landed in a snowbank. Climbed in the back of the pickup. Banged on the window and told my friends to dirve(We were on some closed mountain access road with snow on it). They tried to throw me out drifting corners. Got pretty lucky for not falling out but had fun because of how fucked up I was. Smiled and and chewed my cheeks apart all night. other than that I've been pretty good.(depending on what your definiton of good is)
 
i snuck into mcd's play place and zip zam zoomed around for 23 minutes before being escorted out.

i flushed 6 school hot dogs down the mens toilet, then emptied 12 packets of ketchup into it. it was quite a scene.

i also stole a crossguards stop sign and stopped traffic here and there along the highway and random points. nothing ever crossed, i just stopped cars.

 
I stood in my backyard with my friend Stephen at 3:00 in the morning. We got out some drivers and hit golf balls into the creek. If I got a nice hit, it would hit the house next door. It was awesome.
 
Me and this chick I know and my boy and his girlfriend were all hanging out naked in my hot tub. I was hooking up with my girl, him with his girl, and then both of the girls were hooking up. And the girl I'm with is jerking me off, and I'm closing my eyes, and she stops for a second and starts again, so I open my eyes, and I realize that it is my buddies girl and not the girl that I brought. And the girl he was with is actually his girlfriend.
I lol'd.
 
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