What is LIFE? What is the meaning of LIFE?

LIFE...isn't that some old board game... I think the meaning of it was to try to get to the finished before everyone else
 
i think it is to reproduce and keep your species going. thats why unicorns "sucked at life" as some people say.
 
To live.

Well, I'm not entirely sure what it is, but I'm quite certain that spending time contemplating it is not what we are intended to do in our short time here. So, I'm just going to live, if that's alright.
 
LIFE is a cereal. the MEANING of this cereal was to bring a delicious healthy cereal that is part of a balanced breakfast.
 
life ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lf)

n. pl. lives (lvz)

The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism.

The characteristic state or condition of a living organism.

Living organisms considered as a group: plant life; marine life.

A living being, especially a person: an earthquake that claimed hundreds of lives.

The physical, mental, and spiritual experiences that constitute existence: the artistic life of a writer.

The interval of time between birth and death: She led a good, long life.

The interval of time between one's birth and the present: has had hay fever all his life.

A particular segment of one's life: my adolescent life.

The period from an occurrence until death: elected for life; paralyzed for life.

Slang. A sentence of imprisonment lasting till death.

The time for which something exists or functions: the useful life of a car.

A spiritual state regarded as a transcending of corporeal death.

An account of a person's life; a biography.

Human existence, relationships, or activity in general: real life; everyday life.

A manner of living: led a hard life.

A specific, characteristic manner of existence. Used of inanimate objects: “Great institutions seem to have a life of their own, independent of those who run them” (New Republic).

The activities and interests of a particular area or realm: musical life in New York.

A source of vitality; an animating force: She's the life of the show.

Liveliness or vitality; animation: a face that is full of life.

Something that actually exists regarded as a subject for an artist: painted from life.

Actual environment or reality; nature.

What's the meaning of it, you ask? To live it to its full potential and without regrets. Don't worry about the future, just live it in the present.
 
Life is our time to do whatever we want with. We make our desicions and choose what we do with our time, and we argue about what happens when our time is up. The meaning of life is what we make it, its different for everybody, depending on how you want to live.
 
Chapter 25

There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of

the most popular are Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they

want to spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?

Many many millions of years ago a race of hyperintelligent pan-

dimensional beings (whose physical manifestation in their own

pan-dimensional universe is not dissimilar to our own) got so fed up

with the constant bickering about the meaning of life which used to

interrupt their favourite pastime of Brockian Ultra Cricket (a curious

game which involved suddenly hitting people for no readily apparent

reason and then running away) that they decided to sit down and solve

their problems once and for all.

And to this end they built themselves a stupendous super computer which

was so amazingly intelligent that even before the data banks had been

connected up it had started from I think therefore I am and got as far

as the existence of rice pudding and income tax before anyone managed

to turn it off.

It was the size of a small city.

Its main console was installed in a specially designed executive

office, mounted on an enormous executive desk of finest ultramahagony

topped with rich ultrared leather. The dark carpeting was discreetly

sumptuous, exotic pot plants and tastefully engraved prints of the

principal computer programmers and their families were deployed

liberally about the room, and stately windows looked out upon a

tree-lined public square.

On the day of the Great On-Turning two soberly dressed programmers with

brief cases arrived and were shown discreetly into the office. They

were aware that this day they would represent their entire race in its

greatest moment, but they conducted themselves calmly and quietly as

they seated themselves deferentially before the desk, opened their

brief cases and took out their leather-bound notebooks.

Their names were Lunkwill and Fook.

For a few moments they sat in respectful silence, then, after

exchanging a quiet glance with Fook, Lunkwill leaned forward and

touched a small black panel.

The subtlest of hums indicated that the massive computer was now in

total active mode. After a pause it spoke to them in a voice rich

resonant and deep.

It said: "What is this great task for which I, Deep Thought, the second

greatest computer in the Universe of Time and Space have been called

into existence?"

Lunkwill and Fook glanced at each other in surprise.

"Your task, O Computer ..." began Fook.

"No, wait a minute, this isn't right," said Lunkwill, worried. "We

distinctly designed this computer to be the greatest one ever and we're

not making do with second best. Deep Thought," he addressed the

computer, "are you not as we designed you to be, the greatest most

powerful computer in all time?"

"I described myself as the second greatest," intoned Deep Thought, "and such I am."

Another worried look passed between the two programmers. Lunkwill cleared his throat.

"There must be some mistake," he said, "are you not a greatest computer

than the Milliard Gargantubrain which can count all the atoms in a star

in a millisecond?"

"The Milliard Gargantubrain?" said Deep Thought with unconcealed contempt. "A mere abacus - mention it not."

"And are you not," said Fook leaning anxiously forward, "a greater

analyst than the Googleplex Star Thinker in the Seventh Galaxy of Light

and Ingenuity which can calculate the trajectory of every single dust

particle throughout a five-week Dangrabad Beta sand blizzard?"

"A five-week sand blizzard?" said Deep Thought haughtily. "You ask this

of me who have contemplated the very vectors of the atoms in the Big

Bang itself? Molest me not with this pocket calculator stuff."

The two programmers sat in uncomfortable silence for a moment. Then Lunkwill leaned forward again.

"But are you not," he said, "a more fiendish disputant than the Great

Hyperlobic Omni-Cognate Neutron Wrangler of Ciceronicus 12, the Magic

and Indefatigable?"

"The Great Hyperlobic Omni-Cognate Neutron Wrangler," said Deep Thought

thoroughly rolling the r's, "could talk all four legs off an Arcturan

MegaDonkey - but only I could persuade it to go for a walk afterwards."

"Then what," asked Fook, "is the problem?"

"There is no problem," said Deep Thought with magnificent ringing

tones. "I am simply the second greatest computer in the Universe of

Space and Time."

"But the second?" insisted Lunkwill. "Why do you keep saying the

second? You're surely not thinking of the Multicorticoid Perspicutron

Titan Muller are you? Or the Pondermatic? Or the ..."

Contemptuous lights flashed across the computer's console.

"I spare not a single unit of thought on these cybernetic simpletons!"

he boomed. "I speak of none but the computer that is to come after me!"

Fook was losing patience. He pushed his notebook aside and muttered, "I think this is getting needlessly messianic."

"You know nothing of future time," pronounced Deep Thought, "and yet in

my teeming circuitry I can navigate the infinite delta streams of

future probability and see that there must one day come a computer

whose merest operational parameters I am not worthy to calculate, but

which it will be my fate eventually to design."

Fook sighed heavily and glanced across to Lunkwill.

"Can we get on and ask the question?" he said.

Lunkwill motioned him to wait.

"What computer is this of which you speak?" he asked.

"I will speak of it no further in this present time," said Deep

Thought. "Now. Ask what else of me you will that I may function. Speak."

They shrugged at each other. Fook composed himself.

"O Deep Thought Computer," he said, "the task we have designed you to

perform is this. We want you to tell us ..." he paused, "... the

Answer!"

"The answer?" said Deep Thought. "The answer to what?"

"Life!" urged Fook.

"The Universe!" said Lunkwill.

"Everything!" they said in chorus.

Deep Thought paused for a moment's reflection.

"Tricky," he said finally.

"But can you do it?"

Again, a significant pause.

"Yes," said Deep Thought, "I can do it."

"There is an answer?" said Fook with breathless excitement."

"A simple answer?" added Lunkwill.

"Yes," said Deep Thought. "Life, the Universe, and Everything. There is

an answer. But," he added, "I'll have to think about it."

A sudden commotion destroyed the moment: the door flew open and two

angry men wearing the coarse faded-blue robes and belts of the Cruxwan

University burst into the room, thrusting aside the ineffectual

flunkies who tried to bar their way.

"We demand admission!" shouted the younger of the two men elbowing a pretty young secretary in the throat.

"Come on," shouted the older one, "you can't keep us out!" He pushed a junior programmer back through the door.

"We demand that you can't keep us out!" bawled the younger one, though

he was now firmly inside the room and no further attempts were being

made to stop him.

"Who are you?" said Lunkwill, rising angrily from his seat. "What do you want?"

"I am Majikthise!" announced the older one.

"And I demand that I am Vroomfondel!" shouted the younger one.

Majikthise turned on Vroomfondel. "It's alright," he explained angrily, "you don't need to demand that."

"Alright!" bawled Vroomfondel banging on an nearby desk. "I am

Vroomfondel, and that is not a demand, that is a solid fact! What we

demand is solid facts!"

"No we don't!" exclaimed Majikthise in irritation. "That is precisely what we don't demand!"

Scarcely pausing for breath, Vroomfondel shouted, "We don't demand

solid facts! What we demand is a total absence of solid facts. I demand

that I may or may not be Vroomfondel!"

"But who the devil are you?" exclaimed an outraged Fook.

"We," said Majikthise, "are Philosophers."

"Though we may not be," said Vroomfondel waving a warning finger at the programmers.

"Yes we are," insisted Majikthise. "We are quite definitely here as

representatives of the Amalgamated Union of Philosophers, Sages,

Luminaries and Other Thinking Persons, and we want this machine off,

and we want it off now!"

"What's the problem?" said Lunkwill.

"I'll tell you what the problem is mate," said Majikthise, "demarcation, that's the problem!"

"We demand," yelled Vroomfondel, "that demarcation may or may not be the problem!"

"You just let the machines get on with the adding up," warned

Majikthise, "and we'll take care of the eternal verities thank you very

much. You want to check your legal position you do mate. Under law the

Quest for Ultimate Truth is quite clearly the inalienable prerogative

of your working thinkers. Any bloody machine goes and actually finds it

and we're straight out of a job aren't we? I mean what's the use of our

sitting up half the night arguing that there may or may not be a God if

this machine only goes and gives us his bleeding phone number the next

morning?"

"That's right!" shouted Vroomfondel, "we demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"

Suddenly a stentorian voice boomed across the room.

"Might I make an observation at this point?" inquired Deep Thought.

"We'll go on strike!" yelled Vroomfondel.

"That's right!" agreed Majikthise. "You'll have a national Philosopher's strike on your hands!"

The hum level in the room suddenly increased as several ancillary bass

driver units, mounted in sedately carved and varnished cabinet speakers

around the room, cut in to give Deep Thought's voice a little more

power.

"All I wanted to say," bellowed the computer, "is that my circuits are

now irrevocably committed to calculating the answer to the Ultimate

Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything -" he paused and

satisfied himself that he now had everyone's attention, before

continuing more quietly, "but the programme will take me a little while

to run."

Fook glanced impatiently at his watch.

"How long?" he said.

"Seven and a half million years," said Deep Thought.

Lunkwill and Fook blinked at each other.

"Seven and a half million years ...!" they cried in chorus.

"Yes," declaimed Deep Thought, "I said I'd have to think about it,

didn't I? And it occurs to me that running a programme like this is

bound to create an enormous amount of popular publicity for the whole

area of philosophy in general. Everyone's going to have their own

theories about what answer I'm eventually to come up with, and who

better to capitalize on that media market than you yourself? So long as

you can keep disagreeing with each other violently enough and slagging

each other off in the popular press, you can keep yourself on the gravy

train for life. How does that sound?"

The two philosophers gaped at him.

"Bloody hell," said Majikthise, "now that is what I call thinking. Here Vroomfondel, why do we never think of things like that?"

"Dunno," said Vroomfondel in an awed whisper, "think our brains must be too highly trained Majikthise."

So saying, they turned on their heels and walked out of the door and into a lifestyle beyond their wildest dreams.

...

(Chapter 27)

...

A man standing on a brightly dressed dais before the building which

clearly dominated the square was addressing the crowd over a Tannoy.

"O people waiting in the Shadow of Deep Thought!" he cried out.

"Honoured Descendants of Vroomfondel and Majikthise, the Greatest and

Most Truly Interesting Pundits the Universe has ever known ... The Time

of Waiting is over!"

Wild cheers broke out amongst the crowd. Flags, streamers and wolf

whistles sailed through the air. The narrower streets looked rather

like centipedes rolled over on their backs and frantically waving their

legs in the air.

"Seven and a half million years our race has waited for this Great and

Hopefully Enlightening Day!" cried the cheer leader. "The Day of the

Answer!"

Hurrahs burst from the ecstatic crowd.

"Never again," cried the man, "never again will we wake up in the

morning and think Who am I? What is my purpose in life? Does it really,

cosmically speaking, matter if I don't get up and go to work? For today

we will finally learn once and for all the plain and simple answer to

all these nagging little problems of Life, the Universe and Everything!"

As the crowd erupted once again, Arthur found himself gliding through

the air and down towards one of the large stately windows on the first

floor of the building behind the dais from which the speaker was

addressing the crowd.

He experienced a moment's panic as he sailed straight through towards

the window, which passed when a second or so later he found he had gone

right through the solid glass without apparently touching it.

No one in the room remarked on his peculiar arrival, which is hardly

surprising as he wasn't there. He began to realize that the whole

experience was merely a recorded projection which knocked six-track

seventy-millimetre into a cocked hat.

The room was much as Slartibartfast had described it. In seven and a

half million years it had been well looked after and cleaned regularly

every century or so. The ultramahagony desk was worn at the edges, the

carpet a little faded now, but the large computer terminal sat in

sparkling glory on the desk's leather top, as bright as if it had been

constructed yesterday.

Two severely dressed men sat respectfully before the terminal and waited.

"The time is nearly upon us," said one, and Arthur was surprised to see

a word suddenly materialize in thin air just by the man's neck. The

word was Loonquawl, and it flashed a couple of times and the

disappeared again. Before Arthur was able to assimilate this the other

man spoke and the word Phouchg appeared by his neck.

"Seventy-five thousand generations ago, our ancestors set this program

in motion," the second man said, "and in all that time we will be the

first to hear the computer speak."

"An awesome prospect, Phouchg," agreed the first man, and Arthur

suddenly realized that he was watching a recording with subtitles.

"We are the ones who will hear," said Phouchg, "the answer to the great question of Life ...!"

"The Universe ...!" said Loonquawl.

"And Everything ...!"

"Shhh," said Loonquawl with a slight gesture, "I think Deep Thought is preparing to speak!"

There was a moment's expectant pause whilst panels slowly came to life

on the front of the console. Lights flashed on and off experimentally

and settled down into a businesslike pattern. A soft low hum came from

the communication channel.

"Good morning," said Deep Thought at last.

"Er ... Good morning, O Deep Thought," said Loonquawl nervously, "do you have ... er, that is ..."

"An answer for you?" interrupted Deep Thought majestically. "Yes. I have."

The two men shivered with expectancy. Their waiting had not been in vain.

"There really is one?" breathed Phouchg.

"There really is one," confirmed Deep Thought.

"To Everything? To the great Question of Life, the Universe and Everything?"

"Yes."

Both of the men had been trained for this moment, their lives had been

a preparation for it, they had been selected at birth as those who

would witness the answer, but even so they found themselves gasping and

squirming like excited children.

"And you're ready to give it to us?" urged Loonquawl.

"I am."

"Now?"

"Now," said Deep Thought.

They both licked their dry lips.

"Though I don't think," added Deep Thought, "that you're going to like it."

"Doesn't matter!" said Phouchg. "We must know it! Now!"

"Now?" inquired Deep Thought.

"Yes! Now ..."

"Alright," said the computer and settled into silence again. The two men fidgeted. The tension was unbearable.

"You're really not going to like it," observed Deep Thought.

"Tell us!"

"Alright," said Deep Thought. "The Answer to the Great Question ..."

"Yes ...!"

"Of Life, the Universe and Everything ..." said Deep Thought.

"Yes ...!"

"Is ..." said Deep Thought, and paused.

"Yes ...!"

"Is ..."

"Yes ...!!!...?"

"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

Chapter 28

It was a long time before anyone spoke.

Out of the corner of his eye Phouchg could see the sea of tense expectant faces down in the square outside.

"We're going to get lynched aren't we?" he whispered.

"It was a tough assignment," said Deep Thought mildly.

"Forty-two!" yelled Loonquawl. "Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years' work?"

"I checked it very thoroughly," said the computer, "and that quite

definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with

you, is that you've never actually known what the question is."

"But it was the Great Question! The Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything!" howled Loonquawl.

"Yes," said Deep Thought with the air of one who suffers fools gladly, "but what actually is it?"

A slow stupefied silence crept over the men as they stared at the computer and then at each other.

"Well, you know, it's just Everything ... Everything ..." offered Phouchg weakly.

"Exactly!" said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means."

"Oh terrific," muttered Phouchg flinging aside his notebook and wiping away a tiny tear.

"Look, alright, alright," said Loonquawl, "can you just please tell us the Question?"

"The Ultimate Question?"

"Yes!"

"Of Life, the Universe, and Everything?"

"Yes!"

Deep Thought pondered this for a moment.

"Tricky," he said.

"But can you do it?" cried Loonquawl.

Deep Thought pondered this for another long moment.

Finally: "No," he said firmly.

Both men collapsed on to their chairs in despair.

"But I'll tell you who can," said Deep Thought.

They both looked up sharply.

"Who?" "Tell us!"

Suddenly Arthur began to feel his apparently non-existent scalp begin

to crawl as he found himself moving slowly but inexorably forward

towards the console, but it was only a dramatic zoom on the part of

whoever had made the recording he assumed.

"I speak of none other than the computer that is to come after me,"

intoned Deep Thought, his voice regaining its accustomed declamatory

tones. "A computer whose merest operational parameters I am not worthy

to calculate - and yet I will design it for you. A computer which can

calculate the Question to the Ultimate Answer, a computer of such

infinite and subtle complexity that organic life itself shall form part

of its operational matrix. And you yourselves shall take on new forms

and go down into the computer to navigate its ten-million-year program!

Yes! I shall design this computer for you. And I shall name it also

unto you. And it shall be called ... The Earth."

Phouchg gaped at Deep Thought.

"What a dull name," he said.
 
We are just animals here to reproduce and spread our species

so learn to live with it beacuse realizing this can make you seriously depressed like i found out hwne i was 15 and was depressed for a 7 months straight but now its just like whatever

have a good time in life because thast all you can do, take advantage of your younger years when evertyhing isnt so serious and just make good memories to look back on when your older
 
From the words of the great prophet Bill S. Preston, Esquire, or possibly Theodere Ted Logan, "Be excellent to each other."
 
not to mention more kids and a better job... and it had the best way to roll too, its the only game i know that had a spinner instead of dice, so there was no way you could lose the dice.. cause it didnt use any... and if you want to know the meaning of life, watch montey pythons the meaning of life, it explains it all in great detail
 
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