What is a mormon?

Ok heres why mormons dont practice polygamy. They settled in the salt lake valley. America wouldnt recognize them as a state because they all had multiple wives which went against christian veiws. so they had to give up polygamy to be annexed into the united states.

God is an American.
 
I have a friend whos mormon...their not omish if thats what you think...their not even really caled mormons, Its just what everybody calls them because their book is the book of mormon, like the bible, tora, koran and whatnot...yea its a religion, like all others they have beliefs.

-anna

skiing makes

me really

happy.

spreadin' the love, y0
 
Mormanism is a cult well its some twisted version where the guys are like #1 or somthing girls are like helpers. Multiple wives cant drink they belive there body is a temple or somthing stupid like that. they take only certain things out of the bible i dont know if they think jesus is the son of god or what, Because i dont recal reading anywhere in the bible about jesus saying anything about multiple wives. some big mess it sounds like kind like with jahova witnesses where they take' dont eat the raw meat' or somthing like that i dont know the exact wording then turn it into you cant donate or recieve blood. with the whole INNER CIRCLE EFFECT of things some people buy it. But i think what realy gets people is that they send all the hot girls out of the church on a certain say in salt lake city and try to convert people.

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yeah^ its exactly like that... oh wait...

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
I kinda got bored after the first couple but if your interested in finding out about it read : 'Under the banner of heaven' by jon krakauer, he's really informative and non mormon

One life. One world. Live, or die trying.
 
mormons only are allowed to have one wife...

-anna

skiing makes

me really

happy.

spreadin' the love, y0
 
Im belong to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Mormon. i go to an lds school. its [/b]Mormon[/b] not morman. wanna know whats messed up? you guys who care what we do. the bullshit you believe. and my body is a temple. Why would i want to smoke a cigarette? just fucks you up inside. I have this body and it means a lot to me. Alcohol messes you up too. who cares if i want to live by the rules my church puts up. It sets a standard or sets morals in this world. Something i think the USA and world lack. but i dont go preaching to friends i just do what i do.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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if u take the 2nd M from mormon...its makes moron....

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i dont know if anyone has said this yet but there is a south park episode that explains everything

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that time magazine is the rlds. REORGANIZED Latter Day Saints. When Joseph Smith was martyred there was a dispute to who was called to be the next prophet/president/leader of the church. LDS or mormons dont look at women as a lower person. or be rate them.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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i dont agree with religion in general but Crackaboom is the funniest person ever....what a fucking idiot. get some facts

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im suprised teh mention of the south park episode didnt come up. i wasnt sure what mormons did in their practices until i saw that. i think its rediculous how it was started if southpark is telling the truth. i also think its rediculous if you cant drink overly hot substances. i know not all mormons follow all the rules, but thats what i think.

 
i cant recall all the details of it, but from what i do remember, i think i was supprised at how accurate the south park episode was. obviously they were going to portray it a bit slanted, but i was supprised that they didnt jack it up worse than what they did.

as for the hot drinks, that refers to tea and coffee. not the best stuff for your stomach...

maybe i will compose a 'difinitive' post on this subject... if anyone cares to read it.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
i mentioned the south park episode. i won

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the south park episode wasnt close to the real thing at all. It had joseph smith reading out of a hat. thats bull. it could not have been that close.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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correct me if im wrong but my world religions teacher told me that LDS's think black people are evil or something like that

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girls have the best DNA... but then they spit it out
 
accurate or not that south park episode was one of the funniest ive ever seen. and from the many people i have spoke with, mormons included, it wasnt that far off.

Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

 
^^^^if you ask most of the mormons they will say that everyone of different races are equal, and that they dont believe in having more than one wife aka polygamy, but the fact is that while they dont believe it, it is written in their book of doctrine and covenants, and use to be some of the basis for the entire religion. It was as a result of polygamy that joseph smith and the majority of the mormons initially got kicked out by americans when the religion was just forming. The thing is that they believe that god talks directly to the ruling group and the leaders. This alows for any change in doctrine if an issue becomes too heated. like plural mariage. Its easy to say that it no longer aplies if you are supousedly in conversation with god everynight, who's going to question you? To find out the real facts about the religion one must look back, at the founder, at the mormon history, and also at their original beliefs, because they portray the religion for what it really is.

One life. One world. Live, or die trying.
 
the greatest part in teh south park episode was when they told the mormon story. the chorus was something like 'dum dum dum dum'. the was they portrayed it, the guys wife did something smart to see if the reading hat shit was right, the chorus was 'smart smart smart' or something. that was awesome

(zach)
 
knock knock...(who's there)....mormons. hahaha oh damn, Actually i'm supposed to be mormon, raised all my life in it and stopped going about 2 years ago cause i realised religion is a crutch and it's gay and there's to much politics and shady stuff, but for the most part most of you have got it wrong on what mormons do and what they believe and represent

GO FLAMES!!
 
what these people got wrong with mormons is what theyve been told. not whats true.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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Hey, it's me Orgasma,

This thread is fucken awesome,

and it's fucken funny as hell,

You some of you stupid mother fuckers don't know what your taking about... like you jodi (you dumb bitch)

'It's similar to Christianity (although most Mormoms would cringe at that), but has different values - like palygamy - having multiple wives.'

no, they use to mabey, but 99.9% of mormons now don't practice that shit,

The only good thing i got out of the book of mormon is this qoute, 'O be WIse, what more can i say?'

anyways, i'd rather read D&C, or the bible any day...

and if any has a problem with me being a mormon (besides the church)

you can succk my big black dick... the end-

live by the N.E.R.D
 
some probably are... in wyoming somewhere.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
i didnt know there were so many mormons here.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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So the South Park episode WAS accurate? Because I know nothing about this. If it was, I'm confused what reason people would have to believe that stuff... it came across as incredibly implausible. But as I say, I don't know anything about mormonism.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
www.lds.org is the official chuch homepage. its got more info than you could read in a year probably. if youre really interested in what the church is all about, check it out.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
the 'religion' was created by joeseph smith who is a well known con-artist. they are no fun. just last spring i burned the book of mormon, poured a little everclear on it to get it started. certainly sent a pleasing feeling tingling thruout my body

Believing in jesus is like believing in santa claus, once you reach a certain age you realize that it's all made up
 
hey man, thats really awesome! i bet you feel extremely fulfilled. i hope that warm tingling feeling will acompany you all the way to hell!

in all seriousness though, if you know the first thing about the origins of the church, you would know its a veritable impossibility that anyone could 'invent' it all.

and if youre so certain, who, pray tell, is this mysterious unnamed 'well known con artist'?

you probably dont know.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
i dont think burning anyones i guess 'sacred book' such as the book of mormon, the bible, the quaran (spelling) and stuff like that is that cool

(zach)
 
misread... i read 'who is' as 'with a' my bad.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
i dont understand why you would even say that. if your trying to be funny its you suck.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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its called having low self esteem, and having no dignity or respect, and subsequently attempting to get attention on the internet by making up a story about what a renegade you are.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
nah, actually i hadnt done anything stupid for a while so i needed to do that, i guess i didnt burn the whole thing since i tore out pages and put them on my dorm door, new one everytime my momo neighbors took 'em down.

Believing in jesus is like believing in santa claus, once you reach a certain age you realize that it's all made up
 
you rebel you...

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
let it go man, he knows he's an idiot, now it's time to let it fester in his soul

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No one on their death bed ever said, 'I wish I'd played it safe' -blind_five
 
I'm still confused. Was South Park wrong, or not? Cause if not... I'm even MORE confused.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
it was way wrong

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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See, I had hoped so. Anewmorning said earlier that it was surprisingly accurate, and that threw me off a bit.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
i remember sitting and watching and laughing cause its so off.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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My friend was once with a mormon and she wouldnt let him shag her cos of that no sex before marriage shit, so he shagged her in the ass!!

 
baaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

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I don't remember what i write,

im going to get checked into rehab,

who will help me, pay for it,

i can't afford it myself,

lets start a craiger, drug

okay, i';ve sepent a $1000 buck s on shit today,

i have to go to the bank, and pay off my visa, and then go back to West bitch, and pay my shit off,

im on shrooms and i got a texas mickey,

anywo;ne want to partyu call my cell,

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ladies, i;ll treat you with respect-

love craiger,

live by the N.E.R.D
 
south park is funny, those guys lived in the same town as me and we had some crazy mormons living around these parts. it's died down since the front range's population has boomed. but when you watch their shows, they have so many inside jokes for people in our community, it's great. like when cartman goes to casa banitah (sp?).....that's really out here, the cartoon portrait of it was so fuckin acurate. man that cartoon is halarious.

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
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