What if you could have sex with Jessica Alba, but then you'd get herpes?

[Itsbackfliptime]

Would you do it?

 

[Scott~]

Not unless there was a sex tape made and it was shown on national television during primetime/during the super bowl~

 

[Balto]

 

[Dustin.]

Twice.

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

Fuck no.

I would just pee in her butt from a distance.

 

[Mr.LemonPie]

Thats great....

I would though...for sure...without even thinking about it.

 

[Yauch]

paris hilton has genital warts

 

[charmander]

SHUT THE FUCK FUCKING UP YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF FUCKNG SHIT FUCKING ANAL FUCKING CUNT FUCKER!

 

[Yauch]

im not lying, so you can believe whatever the fuck you want, but ive heard this from many people

 

[charmander]

every single one of your threads and posts is complete bullshit

 

[Yauch]

if that were true than i would say this is the exception, but believe what you want.

 

[doritos]

Have any of these people fucked Paris Hilton? Do any of these people now suffer from genital warts?

 

[Yauch]

its a random rumor to get spread around if it was not true.

 

[doritos]

So are 99% of rumors, that's because rumors are idiotic.

 

[Mr.LemonPie]

how is your karma not fucking zero? Every thread you post in you get hated on. Just start thinking about what you post and try to support it somehow, not just "I heard from alot of people."

 

[Yauch]

its because you got the "I think i am more important than I actually am" syndrome.

for every fag like you that hates me, somebody likes me. And the person that likes me is cooler than you so thats just a double wammy for your sorry ass isnt it...

 

[charmander]

your hand doesnt count

 

[Yauch]

so your a bisexual... is there like a bonus for you if you shag a hermaphrodite?

 

[charmander]

what??

randdom....

but not really??

ive never shagged a hermaphrodite

 

[Silence]

Sex with Jessica Alba + Herpes = Shit yeah

 

[CJHski]

maybe....that is a though decision

 

[Silence]

haha I think it would be hilarious if someone called you out on having herpes, and your comeback was "yeah, but Jessica Alba gave it to me"..pwn.

 

[tommihq]

definetly yes wouldnt even think about it twice

 

[Mr_Bojangles]

All of a sudden, Herpes doesn't sound so bad.

 

[duckets.]

haha i'd almost def do it.... i mean it's jessica alba. you can take one picture while you're doing it and sell it to the news companies for millions of dollars and be pretty set for life.... plus you'd have fucked jessica alba.

 

[HailSatan]

No way.

 

[MADmidwest]

The herps would be like your trophy. I would do it

 

[Benedetto.]

fuck that. no girl is worth getting herpes. her pussy isn't gold

you cant treat girls like thier pussy is gold. then you get pussy whipped and shit. there is a lot of logic behind this idea by the way. it was from some high conversation i had back in the stoner days

 

[pat_in_the_hat]

wroooooooonnnnng! her pussy is gold. get it right

 

[ThaLetterM.]

 

[word-sauce]

if it was yauchs mom / sister then for sure... jessica alba though nahhh

 

[Yauch]

thanks?

 

[Eric_D]

Toby's name should be yauch.

 

[shibby]

Isn't herpes extremely treatable anyways? I'd hit it.

 

[infedel_one]

FUCK YAH id fuck her...cause ive already got em just kiddin

 

[chicken]

yes

 

[nkinsman10]

before this week, i would have said yes, but this guy came in to my school to talk about STDs and he showed us actual pics of herpes and shit. it made sex scary

 

[twin-tip-hero]

HAHA THATS A SHOCKER NEVER SAW THAT ONE COMING...............................NOT!!!!

 

[no_steeze]

i would fuck her in a heartbeat, she is so fucking hot, i would easily stick my weeny in her bunghole even if i got herpes from it

 

[ax_murderer]

I LIKE YAUNCH

 

[emopoppins]

aye

 

[Dylan_]

haha, probally not idk maybe

how come everyone hates on this yaunch kid, can anyone clear that up with me ?

 

[comeatmebro]

no. untreatable.

i wouldn't hit shit if i got herps. fuck that, have you seen pictures of that shit?

 

[samskisalot]

its treatable, but not curable. you can reduce the intensity, and i think the frequency of the outbreaks.

 

[Dylan_]

tell me hwy everyone hates yaunch!!!!!!!!!!

 

[no_steeze]

he never ceases to make stupid posts/threads, just look around at his threads, they are all retarded, you just look and wonder what's driving him
i don't hate him i just think he's a retard

 

[nkinsman10]

take this convo to the ban yauch thread haha

 

[alaskakid]

No, it wouldn't be worth it.

 

[jason...]

yes but only if i had video evidence that i slayed jessica alba

 

[Flo_Rida_2016]

 

[skipimp_]

she does

And probably so do you.

70% of all sexually active people have HPV, but most don't know because they are hard to see.

get checked.. if you want.

chicks almost never know

until they get cervical cancer.