What if the movie The Purge was real?

i bet most people wouldn't do anything drastic, there's that whole conscience thing.

in actuality i'd probably just rob a lot of stores, wouldn't kill anyone or anything
 
in actuality i'd be terrified. i wouldn't put it past people to murder. i would probably hide the entire time cause what if some guy sees you and has some small insignificant reason to hurt you? he probably would.

so yeah, I'd do 1 of these 2 things.

1. hide in my house or somewhere with a loaded shotgun.

2. move to a place i've never been to where I know nobody and then pillage the stores without hurting anyone, yet still carrying a shotgun just in case, then move back home the next day with my goods.
 
I'd go to my cabin and hang out on the deck in a lawn chair with an assortment of weapons. Probably smoke a fat cigar and go fishing to.
 
Oh and one question... WHY ARE THEY WEARING MASKS IF CRIME IS LEGAL FOR THAT ONE NIGHT!?

They already ruined the movie.
 
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Oh yeah I'm sure that pussy fucking family is really going to retaliate towards a heavily armed group of psychos that want to kill someone they don't know, especially after they said they were too pussy to kill someone for fun.
 
It would be really nasty for a while after that. You could stumble upon a body or something that hasn't been found and picked up yet.
 
I'd confess my lady love for Lena Headey. I love how she's in more and more movies/tv shows these days. I'll probably go watch that movie strictly because she's in it. #waitwhat

#closetlesbian

#don'tactlikeyoudon'tfindherattractive
 
id just steal a shit ton of awesome cars and spend all day fucking shit up and driving in awesome places, jumping, and doing stunts with them. just think how fun it would be to rally the shit out of lambo's and jump them with your buddies. ideal place would be San Francisco, jump super cars around the city Bullet style, then go outside the city to the mountain roads/gravel roads and go crazy there.

id also go find this one evil bitch of a girl, tie her to a tree or something, and slowly kill her dog in front of her, she's seriously evil and her dog is even worse, like i swear the thing has permanent rabies or something, the thing is just non stop barking growling, snapping and biting everything. and somehow she absolutely loves it which makes it so much worse because she refuses to stop it when its growling at you. if you give it a little kick she flips shit. yeah that would make me feel good.

and id go blow up all the "ride bikes, pass on gas, i dont own a TV because im above that, i dress like im poorer than i am, etc.." local breweries around here just because i would love to stop that shitty trend.
 
IN all seriousness they should do this with the speed limit. Still have all the other road rules but let people drive as FUCKING fast as they want and warn people not to leave their homes

 
i'd get all of my valuables out of my house a week before, then go on a vacation for a couple days, but not before booby trapping my entire house.
 
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