What if a dog made it to X Games

[BonusNo413]

Like after Bobby Brown there's this golden retriever at the top on four little skis fully decked out with a helmet goggles and everything. And the commentators are all like "Colby set to drop in, he's a 5 year old golden retriever comin' out of Colorado" like it's all totally normal. Then he drops in and does all the tricks the humans are doing with a triple at the bottom. Then he's out of his skis and boots just wandering around the bottom sniffing people. Then his score comes in and he places first and he's still just wandering around. Then the interview lady comes in "Colby you just won slopestyle how do you feel?" and he's just panting like "HAHaHAHaHAHaHAH" "Colby?" then Colby adjusts his throat and speaks in a fully human voice "Uh yeah it's amazing comin' out here, everyone was killin' it and I'm just super stoked to put down a run that I was happy with, so uh yeah!" "that's Colby, congratulations" then he trots off

 

[WizardofWas]

I'll have whats he's having.

 

[TomDavies]

i think that colby would ride ninthwards

 

[FettySwap]

I think Colby bought full tilts

 

[Deepskier]

I would like to meet this colby

 

[Tamas]

Damn im high...

 

[Skier_75]

New air bud movie

 

[Barmski]

Amazing, I love it! Lets see it!

 

[3rik]

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

but would he wear his skis like this? or like this?

 

[.Rybak.]

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but would he wear his skis like this? or like this?

Well if you read the op it's obviously the first picture.

 

[TheDoughAbides]

how does colby grab w/4 skis on?

 

[Just_Send_It]

would enjoy so much more than halo

 

[theabortionator]

I'm pretty sure I got a contact high by clicking this thread. Colby better hope they don't drug test.

 

[Anchorfilms]

I'm pretty sure I got a contact high by clicking this thread. Colby better hope they don't drug test.

nothing like a high OP to get you more stoned

 

[JakeBarrett]

Where'd you get your weed?

 

[J_Berg]

What if a human won Westminster dog show?

AHHHHHH

 

[Dunderflip]

how does colby grab w/4 skis on?

thats the secret to his success, you cant miss a grab if youre always grabbing

 

[special-J]

how does colby grab w/4 skis on?

colby does TAIL GRABS only

 

[nellyyy]

Colby Stevenson kinda looks like a Golden Retriever in this one

 

[willysworld]

Devin Logan made it to x-games....

 

[Paul.]

 

[fries]

B-dog

 

[winniecash]

heres the only problem tho. Colby's story will inspire other dogs to try skiing and now he have DUM DUM DUMMMM.... gaper dogs

 

[MNSkiers]

inb4 this ostrich is better than you and will get gold next year at x-games

 

[Dddsz]

"Uh yeah it's amazing comin' out here, everyone was killin' it and I'm just super stoked to put down a run that I was happy with, so uh yeah!"

-Every X-games medalist ever

 

[BonusNo413]

inb4 this ostrich is better than you and will get gold next year at x-games

Unfair he can flap for more air time

 

[The.Fish]

He could do a "tail" grab

 

[Saga.]

Now we're going to really need to solve the dogs wearing pants question for when we pick Colby up.

 

[elcornholio]

Livin like larry? Nah, I'm Cruizin like Colby.

 

[ModMommy]

Now we're going to really need to solve the dogs wearing pants question for when we pick Colby up.

 

[Elg]

Fuck i just realized your username is SafariSAM. I always though it was Safarism, some funny spin on rastafarism.

 

[pattyWhack]

how does colby grab w/4 skis on?

seriously that's my only concern. but maybe he could push that no grab style in comp skiing and that's just what we need right now. i think..

 

[pattyWhack]

how does colby grab w/4 skis on?

seriously that's my only concern. but maybe he could push that no grab style in comp skiing and that's just what we need right now. i think..

 

[Aharrelson358]

Would this actually make ESPN not show Halo games instead of Slope runs or would they just show the Halo finals instead of Colby's run?

 

[DowseBigamy]

This is amazing.

 

[CB_Harris]

you should hook me up with your dealers number

 

[Thegratefulskier]

Dude what strain did you smoke when you thought about this

 

[BonusNo413]

you should hook me up with your dealers number

911 bruh

 

[gabew34]

Go hope OP. your drunk.

 

[slowaimer]

Devin Logan made it to x-games....

hahahaha

 

[lauraobermeyer]

This is my favorite thing on the internet. You had my interest when Bobby Brown and golden retriever were in the same sentence. Now THIS is the kind of web content I'm looking for.

 

[simmers]

A five-year-old dog would be pretty old for skiing in the X Games. Unless he was in skiercross.

 

[skittiti]

"HAHaHAHaHAHaHAH" "Colby?" then Colby adjusts his throat and speaks in a fully human voice

hahah broooooooooooooo what goes on in your head

 

[yangumane]

A five-year-old dog would be pretty old for skiing in the X Games. Unless he was in skiercross.

age 5 is the peak of a doggo's prime.

 

[theabortionator]

hahah broooooooooooooo what goes on in your head

I have no idea but I'm sure his parents are super fucking proud.

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[NE.]

Colby is a weird name for a dog.

 

[FUUUCK]

 

[loganimlach]

how does colby grab w/4 skis on?

Like that ever stopped anyone from medalling at X

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

*makes well thought out thread on how to keep your skis in good shape with very helpful tips

- 30 upvotes

*makes thread about skiing dogs

-700+ upvotes

 

[Easy-E]

*makes well thought out thread on how to keep your skis in good shape with very helpful tips

- 30 upvotes

*makes thread about skiing dogs

-700+ upvotes

You're a salty dog