What If 1000___________(fill in the blank)

[Freshbakedbread]

people bit an apple at once

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

nine THOUSAND!!!!one!!!!11!!

 

[Freshbakedbread]

Thats...thats..... ovER 9000!!!!

 

[Willie_D]

naked crackheads played the worlds largest game of leap-frog on the white house front lawn..........

 

[Freshbakedbread]

people licked one tootsie pop

 

[DutchhGutss]

lbs. of pot

 

[.Asain-Skiier]

laptops were burning underwater.

 

[ECB]

What if 1000 pornstars all pulled down their panties in my bedroom at the same time?

 

[84891jnf92048]

they would all be your cousin.
are cousin jokes getting old?

 

[WAWARIDER]

What if 1000 skis were attached to your body and afterbang was as easy as looking like a G

 

[MN_Nice]

This.

This is why NSG is really gay most of the time.

 

[ECB]

Eh, I guess I sort of expected a few cousin jokes......As long as they are in good context and in a funny thread then its fine

 

[84891jnf92048]

i will try to keep it to a minimum.

 

[masterhatin]

Dollars were donated to NS.

i wonder what would happen

 

[84891jnf92048]

MacMahoooon would buy 1000 dollars worth of beer.

 

[gus555]

what if 1000 megan fox's hooked up with 1000 newschoolers....

 

[Oh_So_Hyphy]

Trampolines were all next to each other

 

[masterhatin]

sounds like a worthy charity

 

[Freshbakedbread]

pennies came out of your ear everytime you said "The"

 

[Freeheel4real]

stupid threads got deleted

 

[neutralzombie]

i think i just figured out the formula to south park episodes

 

[eljusto.]

men and women peed in your anal cavity.

 

[cooper.fry]

i officialy call megan fox #696

 

[applejuice.]

of your classmates died around you

 

[hauser]

multiplied by 100,000 people voted to legalize weed...

 

[Loodwik]

what if 1000 people came up with 1000 cousin jokes each

 

[Shreddysaurus]

what if you could fly?

 

[Freshbakedbread]

15 inch subs bass tested in you car

 

[ECB]

What if 1000 tennis balls came out of my ass?

 

[Da_CONK]

Oh shit

 

[mmmpoundcake]

needle fish grew in your dick?

 

[siktrix777]

niggers

 

[SteezCake]

different people were all doing the same thing at the same time?

 

[Gameboy]

Banhammer

 

[Panchuk]

nations of the Persian empire descend upon you

 

[scormier2]

velociraptors were cruising around your hood[/i]

 

[JahJahBinks]

dead hookers were thrown in a sewer