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this is one of those random threads that you can post what you want...

... but i'm just telling you that if i don't like what you say or just don't agree with you/don't like you... i'll get someone to delete it... so lets see what you got in your twisted little head.

the shark is in attack mode.

swamp chicken... it's tasty
 
I want it to snow like the mofo every single day that I'm not on the hill, be total bluebird utterly sweet powder day every time I am on the hill, food is free, skiing every free moment, nah, all the time, snow every night, oh I dunno, something like that. and I'm hungry, let's get a taco

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
Get me an epicak, I vant to expounge it!

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Vote rebel!

Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
 
i think dave has a homosexual bird

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box - GOING RICKTER!!!
 
i got one of those streached and twisted corona bottles when i was in tijuana, but it broke. it sucked.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'has it ever occured to you that animals can tell when you are acting different and respond to it. Like my chill cat, he's so good he always comes when i call him and shit, but when I'm fried he stays away and doesn't come when i call him cause he knows i just wanna play with his face and shit. Sounds dumb but it makes sense, right?' - kid on yahooka.com on animals
 
The cock sucking moderator. THey probably like to rape little unborn babies. All poking them in their unopened eyes and what not. Then they go and light their farts infront of dog just to watch them get scared. Then they probably pour lighter fluid on cats and light them up only to watch the little fire balls run around giving light to the night. Then they would prolly eat the dead cats legs and poop it out into a convertable with the top down. THen realize that it was only a golf cart. The racist bastards!!!!1

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.

Read my daily words of wisdom at the 'Don't click this' thread in non-ski gabber!
 
damn what were you guys posting? I tried posting something that would get removed, if they let mine stay what does it say about yours?

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.

Read my daily words of wisdom at the 'Don't click this' thread in non-ski gabber!
 
okay okay okay, we agreed on HOT PINK!

*life would be so much less complicated if everything was HOT PINK!*

~*Sinking Into Sweet Uncertainty*~
 
i have a belly button.

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'look i can turn my brain off... la la la la la la la la la la la lala la la lala la al la... whoa! how long was i out?'
 
i want to be able to sleep at night, and be able to feel awake during the day. This lethargy i've had lately is killing me.

 
i love oakley products

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
I like copenhagen

'My advice to you is to start drinking heavily' -Animal House
 
phrosty, maybe they just posted

Post removed by moderators.

and there's a fucking flood in Copenhagen.

Copenhagen sucks.

~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~

I like the beat and the size does matter

I like the bass when it's big and phatter

I'm on the floor and there's nothing better

I like the beat and the size does matter

 
man, most of you guys suck ass when it comes to random shit... you're not funny, what you have to say isn't good or anything... i feel sorry for all of your mothers.

the shark is in attack mode.

swamp chicken... it's tasty
 
copanhagan in denmark?

or fresh cope.

'Its like a piece of god in my hands'-Grayson Gordon

Yankees Suck
 
no, because the brackets around post removed dont come out if you type them yourself

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'has it ever occured to you that animals can tell when you are acting different and respond to it. Like my chill cat, he's so good he always comes when i call him and shit, but when I'm fried he stays away and doesn't come when i call him cause he knows i just wanna play with his face and shit. Sounds dumb but it makes sense, right?' - kid on yahooka.com on animals
 
you know that subway comercial where there is that guy that goes to the window and is like hey I want this such and such sandwich - and the guy at the window is like - that isn't on the menue - and the old guy in the car is like it isn't on your radar screen or some shit like that. well did you ever notice that the guy driving the car is pretty old - and he has these two young boys in the car - too old to be his kids - but way too young to just be his friends.... welll it is obvious that he is a homosexual pedofile with the two boys in the car ready for some action... and he is taking them to eat the subs because he loves watching little boys put long thick objects into their mouths. Subway is obviously tryingto put subliminal messages into our heads that young boys should eat older mens cocks. I find this a bit disturbing. what do you guys think?

'you know - de bird dat walks around on da ground?'

'you mean a chicken?'

'ya dats it!'

Alex the crazy french kid telling me he liked to eat chicken.

 
duuuuuuuuuude I have one of those twisted and stretched old 7 up bottles...its so fucking cool. I want to make a bong out of it but I think I would break it.

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'im gay dont hurt me'

-five0

'500 girls...thats a thousand tits'
 
I'd like to take back my previous comment about Harvey sucking ass at Matt Hoffman Pro BMX. Last night we discovered how to do corks and d-spins and then Harvey threw down a Corked 900 Reverse triple tail whip.

 
ok how do you do corks? I think I knopw how to do kinda d-spins. I haven't played that game in a while.

MD... Dain bramaged.

'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock! who would have guessed?' - Dave Pauls.
 
wow this is gay, anything ass cock doesnt like (straight sex) he gets remnoved by the moderators.

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
I Love/Hate that subway comercial. I like how the guys think they are fucking badass for confusing a pimplely Teenage Drivethrough worker and laugh while they drive away in their sporty SUV. They think they are totally hardcore by rubbing it in the face of those burger joints that they don't have a bacon ham worchester melt or whatever it is. AND NO RADAR EITHER! HAHAHAHA!!!! It is obvious these guys are losers when they show up at Subway. From the moment they walk it is obvious that this is their usually Hang-Out because the 'Sandwich' Artist knows their lingo and the first name or 'handle' if you will of the leader. IT's a great commericial.

BUT... at the same time it frustrates me, incredibly so.

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-Dan
 
to do corks you basically just manual into a quarter pipe style jump. Nose manual enough and you can do a bio.

Harvey just did a Bio 1080!!!!!!!!

 
i went to the beach this weekend and me and a couple of friends got really drunk and went boogie boarding then went to the boardwalk and picked up on chicks. it was the funniest shit ever.

'Doughnuts...is there anything they can't do?'

Homer Simpson
 
hmm I dunno the bios aren't really workin for me... I just stuck double backs and I got a switch back on a step-up. that was good enough

MD... Dain bramaged.

'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock! who would have guessed?' - Dave Pauls.
 
dude - harvey was doing switch double backs in the half pipe! he was even trying switch triple backs. I did a switch front.... it was cool. yep.

'you know - de bird dat walks around on da ground?'

'you mean a chicken?'

'ya dats it!'

Alex the crazy french kid telling me he liked to eat chicken.

 
is there any way to keep your speed up when you'r'e switch? I always slow down.

MD... Dain bramaged.

'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock! who would have guessed?' - Dave Pauls.
 
haha here's a random story for who ever wants to hear one of my dumb stories.

Soo... this guy i know has always had this weird fantasy of poking his girl in the eye w/ his dick. who knows why. But anyways, one day, she was giving him head and what does he do? he pokes her right in the eye. hahahaha... He was so proud of himself. what and odd odd guy.

Grrrr.... leaving for Ontario tommorow :(
 
tonight i was smoking in a field by my house with some friends. we r gettin back into a truck when two cars pull up the street. we get in the car and start drive we see its a cop. he pulls us over and i am hella blazed and i start eating some of the pizza that we got beforew we smoked. the cop pulls up and i tell him that we were finishing our pizza before we went home. he lets us go and tells us that some people called the cops on us because they thought we were vandilizing. it was hella funny because all the guys who had smoke didn't even trip they just chilled. my friend who was driving was tripping out when the cops were behind us and he was the only guy not to smoke.

'Doughnuts...is there anything they can't do?'

Homer Simpson
 
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