what i saw at the gym today

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Crystal-needs-a-park

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a 4'6' androgenous chinese woman shoulder pressing more than me.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
i saw 2 rabbits and a poodle having a threesome once. i'm scarred for life.

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- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

In Memory of Phrosty

N2S Media

Formerly Need2Ski69
 
there once was a man from new castle

who put a shit in a parcel

he sent it by plane with a note to explain

that it came from his grandmothers asshole

there once was a man from nepaul

who toured all the music halls

his favorite trick was to stand on his dick

and to roll of the stage on his balls

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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
 
there this black/hawaiian chick/dude that works out at my gym I always stare at her trying to figure out which (s)he is but it is big and can lift way more than me

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
it was scary though cause i couldnt tell if it was a guy or a girl and it was tiny... and itd make these crazy grimaces while lifting.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
i would fuck it in the ass, when your mdone , you still dont know whether its a guy or a girl, but you might know if youre gay

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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
The powerhouse colon of Fulton

Was well renouned all around Sultan

By eating his beans

He descovered new means

Of Leaving the ground with Propulsion

I once Had a roomate Pierre

Who once fell asleep in my chair

i pulled out my unit

preceeded to tune it

an blow my load into his hair

I've Got a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell
 
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