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Pffft. Stolen. Only one thing I can think of. It was a small lader for LEGO. My friends parents had this small ladder and I REALLY wanted it (I was like 5-6?) so I took it. Never really stole anything after that again.
 
In junior high my friends and I used to walk to the store down the road and steal candy, pop, and other food and sell them at school.
 
the other day i stole 2 buckets of balls from a driving range. i'm not sure if it even counts as stealing because we paid for the balls...

on another occasion i was pretty high and i went to safeway to buy some eyedrops. the really nice ones (rhotos) are like 8 bucks so i was just gonna take them. i put them up my sleeve like a pro and there was nobody even close to me but then i got really paranoid and ended up paying for them
 
I will say it again, thieves are the scum of the earth, if you have ever had something you love stolen you will feel the same, hopefully some of you have the decency to think how you would feel if your stuff was stolen....
 
well, all at once.. ive stolen a, dakine gloves, a trailblazers snapback, white and black vans, and a long sleeve ralph lauren shirt. this was all from value village lol. and then the most expensive thing ive ever stolen (also from value village) is a 50 dollar nautica jacket hahaa
 
okay so back when i was probably 12 or so my friends and i would walk down to 711 and a few would buy something but almost everyone would steal something, even if they bought something else.(takes away suspicion) We mostly just stole chocolate bars or slurpees but one day i decided to take a lighter from the tray next to the cashier. I got away with it and then everybody was stealing lighters, just for the thrill(we would just blow the up after). Then my one friend got caught stealing a can of coke from safeway and i think he still isn't allowed in there. Then that same friend wanted to steal the entire tray of lighters. The tray is literally right next to the cashiers and wanted to just slide the tray off the rack and leave with it. My other friend was buying something and i was still picking out some candies. When he all of a sudden just grabbed the tray and sprinted out the door. we left right after him and after that he was so paranoid about it none of us ever stole anything again. but i cant believe they didnt catch him

Sparknotes: Stole a bunch of stuff from 711 then friend stole an entire tray of lighters from right next to the cashier.
 
chocolits n pokeman cardsn doller store stuff. I don't even care if it's a big chain because FUC U THE SYSTEM
 
not including torrenting roughly a grand worth of software and some games, ive only ever really stolen food and drinks from places.
 
recently stole a handle of captain morgan. priciest thing i've ever stolen. i will not be doing that again... i'd rather just go the fake ID route. i've stolen tons of shit though, all the typical stuff (candy bars, drinks, redbull cause that shit is damn expensive, lighters even though i didn't use em, condoms, icecream bars, etc.)

last winter i'd go into CVS with my Saga jacket on, and load like 6 redbulls into the interior pockets and 2 into the exterior pockets, then buy a candy bar and something else and leave. no way in hell am i paying 4.00 for a non-alcoholic drink that's not even 20 ounces.

i wanna hear some stories about people stealing TV's and shit. only ones I know are this one kid broke into and then hotwired a car, drove it around, then put it back cause he got paranoid.

same kid made over 20 grand selling weed over 1 summer.
 
music shows and movies online, nothing in person. Except once when I was like 5 and I took a toy car and put it in my underwear hahaha
 
Hot chocolate on a freezing day cause I was broke. Lodge food. Other then that just a couple grand worth of music movies games and software. But it's technically not stealing like imagine someone steals your car but its still there in the morning
 
Nail polish. Lame, I know, but shits like 10 bucks a bottle and there are so many colors I want but will only use on occasion (I like having options). And its only from evil places like target and cvs where I don't give a rats ass if they don't make money.
 
In high school one my friends would steal whole hams and a turkey a few times from fred meyer. and i think all he did with them was throw them off a bridge.
 
I once stole an entire teeter totter from a playground, me and a buddy lifted it right out of the ground, we hid it in some bushes and returned it few days later.

I borrow a lot of bikes to get home from the bar drunk, I always return them the next day with a fresh tune up haha

And once I took a window for my van
 
back in highschool we used to go to the local safeway, load up a cart ot two full of beer and walk out. too insane to fail, apparently
 
I clean out Wal Mart almost every time I go. and I steal from houses at parties all of the time, but I have one rule; I never steal anything to sell it. it's always clothes, jewelry, etc. that I'm actually going to use. and I don't steal from poor peoples' houses.
 
iPods, a lot of money from those flower stands/egg stands, numerous stuff from convenience stores. I don't steal anymore, that was a while back.
 
i used to fill up those bags of penny candies with like 400 of em and tell the convenient store man "yeah, $2 worth".

im such a badass.
 
Ive stolen countless pvcs, (nice fat ones at that) but im not the guy who steals from a store. I guess ive just been raised like that.
 
I just stole a very realistic fake mustache from a partyshop by sticking it on my face and just walkinging out.

I look sexy now.
 
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