What have you gotten away with?

[Xanadoo]

I heard a report on the radio the other day (or today?) where people shared stories about the most ridiculous things they had ever gotten away with. One guy told this story about when he was racing a girl in his car and got tailed by a cop. Rather than pull over he made some quick mannuvers to get away and then ditched his car. he ran for a couple blocks on foot unsure of what the fuck to do until he saw another cop parked at a convenience store (or somewhere) and promptly ran up to the cop and told him he had just been carjacked. he got away with it.

So my question is what is the craziest thing you have ever gotten away with?

 

[coling]

Stop making threads

 

[cool_name]

genocide

 

[-MK-]

alkohauls

 

[GayWolf420]

Teabagging your mother.

 

[El_Barto.]

Petending to be OPs mother

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Pretending to be Deebieskeebie

 

[GayWolf420]

Just imagine my pinkish-hued skin with dirty blond hairs and a few freckles going up and down, landing on your face like snowflakes in the winter.

 

[El_Barto.]

Just imagine my average sized ginger junk chubbin out when i smell the stank of your balls

 

[Mr.Sloth]

My palms are getting sweaty

Keep going

 

[J-Evs]

nice try nsa

 

[coling]

Nice

 

[~bagelz~]

being really high at school everyday.straights As tho

 

[cool_name]

i knew it was you. You are far better than the op's mother though so i didnt bring it up

 

[remove]

half of getting away with something is never talking about it.

trifling ass punk

 

[GayWolf420]

You want some of this delicious ballsweat, too? So pungent you can taste it in your mouth.

 

[cool_name]

you know it! the op's mother's balls never did sweat like yours

 

[Wompuscat]

I stole a tootsie roll from the local grocery store when I was 6.

Get on my level.

 

[LoathesRaisins]

The hell is wrong with you people?

 

[coling]

Snap

 

[Troy.]

Write more erotica for me please

 

[-benedetto]

Well this escalated quickly..

 

[eastAR5]

YOUNG east!!!!

 

[El_Barto.]

Your balls stank so bad I can chew the smell

 

[TechnoPotamus]

 

[dvx100]

When i skied past a "Slow Down" sign, i didn't slow down.

Don't tell my parents, please.

 

[jibnut]

I feel like everyones getting away with this thread..

 

[SFB]

one time my mom bought this really good apple pie from the store, and i ate the whole thing and said it was the dog. SHE NEVER FOUND OUT.

 

[TechnoPotamus]

when you say you "ate the whole thing" do you mean that you put your penis in it?

 

[SFB]

obviously, what good is pie if you didnt put your dick in it first?

 

[GayWolf420]

My balls are like the rainforest

 

[TechnoPotamus]

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

 

[John18_6]

Jaywalking

 

[SlurmrnHurnyBurn]

i suffer from short term memory loss

 

[TechnoPotamus]

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

 

[TechnoPotamus]

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

 

[TechnoPotamus]

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

 

[TechnoPotamus]

 

[theBearJew]

 

[GayWolf420]

This turd I'm squeezing out ATM is gonna be a triple wiper, I can already tell

 

[Crispy.]

Or OPs father and railing his mom.

 

[Miomo]

I can't tell if this thread is a total failure, or complete success.

 

[DrewPeacock]

four people , one two seated Nissan 350z mcdonalds was needed. cop saw us, followed us and we got away. very scary indeed