What have you gone to Jail for/Arrested for?

Sold a dumb bitch some drywall for 180$ on a school campus and she got caught and said I sold it to her, I got charged with felony distribution of Narcotics and had to go to jail for a few nights. It was so fucking gay but it makes for a good story.
 
12542045:Barefootin_Fiend said:
I'm calling bullshit on this story. While i know it's possible to get the cuffs in front of you because i've done it, but you wouldn't have been able to open the doors as they don't open from the inside. Plus, they'd already have your info, so they would have picked you up in no time flat....even if you did manage to out run them while in cuffs...which is highly unlikely. basically, you lie!
Click to expand...

I have a buddy who I saw on the news as the "Houdini of Car Thieves" lol. He was driving drunk and underage. They cuffed him and put him in the back of the car. His wrists were so skinny he slid out of the cuffs, kicked in the glass divider and then stole a cop car and drove away. Didn't have any charges pressed against him because it made the cops look so bad lol.

Not saying this dudes story is true or not, but cops don't like being made to look bad.
 
Went into the underground tunnels of my school got into the school hallways and shit at 3am decided to go on the roof one of the people i was with decided to start yelling as we were climbing up a janitor came out of a garage said hes calling the cops we didnt believe him went up anyways 10min later cops show up we all book it the cop is trying to find us in the town driving all over while are running from them.
 
13245819:MoaWarmed said:
Sold a dumb bitch some drywall for 180$ on a school campus and she got caught and said I sold it to her, I got charged with felony distribution of Narcotics and had to go to jail for a few nights. It was so fucking gay but it makes for a good story.
Click to expand...

not sure if it's a typo or some slang for drugs but I thought drywall was like the stuff on the outside of your walls
 
13246529:Mr.noodle said:
not sure if it's a typo or some slang for drugs but I thought drywall was like the stuff on the outside of your walls
Click to expand...

It was literally drywall, but I got a coke charge for it, you can't sell imitation narcotics apparently
 
13248040:MoaWarmed said:
It was literally drywall, but I got a coke charge for it, you can't sell imitation narcotics apparently
Click to expand...

Dude, that's fucked up. She would have snorted it and got silicosis or whatever. Arguably worse than selling actual coke.

Now you have me googling "drywall safe for human consumption" haha wtf. Well done
 
13248040:MoaWarmed said:
It was literally drywall, but I got a coke charge for it, you can't sell imitation narcotics apparently
Click to expand...

IT's just bullshit so they can charge you even if it turns out to be fake. Gotta love our system.
 
13248524:theabortionator said:
IT's just bullshit so they can charge you even if it turns out to be fake. Gotta love our system.
Click to expand...

In the arrest report for Turin after .down one dude was on there for selling fake molly... good he should get thrown in slammer for being that guy
 
Me and my buddy stole a 30 rack of beer from a store(There was a beer display right next to the side door of the store. There was hardly anyone there and you could not see the cashiers from that location). We honestly thought we'd get away with it, and we did for almost a month! But at the end of the month the store checked inventory and realized one 30 rack of bud light was missing so they went back and checked video footage. We saw the camera but it looked like it wouldn't catch us in frame. It JUST BARELY did, enough so that they could see our faces and identify us. My buddy and I both got a visit from a state trooper who was telling us that charges will most likely be pressed. So we went down to the store, apologized like crazy to the store manager, and payed for the beer. No charged ended up getting pressed on us thank god! So we both just got drinking tickets, and for that I just payed my find, went to one diversion meeting and the lady signed me off claiming I need no further counseling because I am not an alcoholic. Made out pretty good I'd say haha.
 
13248553:louie.mirags said:
In the arrest report for Turin after .down one dude was on there for selling fake molly... good he should get thrown in slammer for being that guy
Click to expand...

I meant in terms of things like sugar etc. When that happened it scared me because they came into the campground for him but fuck him(Not butt fuck but fuck).

Also what the hell happened to moe.down anyway. Place used to be crrrrrrazy. Didn't go this year but the last couple were super tame. It's all good though. At least it got more family friendly while camp bisco totally went to hell.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top