what have you done to yourself?

broke both arms at the same time (try wiping ur ass), severe bruised back(couldnt walk for a week), broken wrist and stitchs in my knee.

 
shinbang and a broken collar bone

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
broke collar and had a cuncussion... plus many bruised ribs... good luck in the project alot of people are posting gay shit like i broke my dick and stuff

 
last year: got a severe concussion, had to get medaflighted. was losing blood pressure, and forget alot of things.

broke my wrist, tore some muscle in my neck, and also dislocated my elbow, and badly sprained my ankle twice.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 


I don't have a year to write them all out, so all say the big one's that count.

3 broken backs L4-L5, T-6-T-7 (later fused together),

and last weekend C-1 Cracked tailbone)

Seprated both shoulder blades numerous times

torn mcl, acl

too many concussions to remember

dis-located thumb, His Matt Harvey himself treated!

seperated ribs

2 broken thumbs seprate hands at the same time?

cronic back pain

I love skiing...

oh and i've been told that I should stop skiiing by my back surgion forever....

'I'm still Ugly'
 
Bad, bad landing. Whiplash, ripped all of my neck muscles(from fuckin up an invert, yup i'm a pretty bad skier), but managed to rebound(somehow), and ski down, before i collapsed and became uncouncious with pain.

-this comin from the guy that backseated a safety once.
 
I got 10 stitches last weekend from some dumbshit's run-away snowboard. Fucker came down behind me and sliced through my pants and left a nice gash in my leg. You ever seen how blood spreads when it hits snow? You would have thought I had been decapitated. I kept the fucking board and skied down to the aid station. If anyone lost a 157 K2 Zeppelin in Hintertux Austria last weekend or just wants one, I'll give it up cheap. I got no use for it.

--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
 
Many sprained thumbs. Shin Splints (not mild shin bang but actuall micro-cracks in the shin-bone, couldn't ski for two weeks and walking hurt) Also Shin-Bang. Micro-Cracks in the left heel-bone, soo painful, overshooting a 40 ft table by 25 feet. Also i mild concussion.

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
I broke my thumb and hand in practice of a Big Air comp and still competed and won, but i couldnt shake the guys hand to get my trophey. Then a month an a half after that when I was still wearing a splint on my hand i was in breckeridge and broke a rib on a rail. I then broke my sternum at camp this summer. That was the most painful injury I have ever had skiing.

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Is it cheating if the girl is from another country?

Some one please help !!!
 
yep ive realized thumbs are bitches as i severely fractured my right one needing surgery and pins and shit... it blows, other than that tho ive been pretty lucky, a lot of bruses, shin bang and sore asses

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
sprained thumbs many many times, sprained wrists, and just a heck load of bruises on hips and tailbone.

'i am excellent cool'
 
Only tweaked my knee once. In my year+ of professional BMX biking though, I've fucked myself over...

broken femur

3 broken ribs

broken wrist

2 broken ankles

3 major concussions

2 (3?) broken fingers

broken tibia

Eric Peterson

Freeski Specialist

Tyrol Ski and Sports

Rochester, MN
 
Partial dislocation of left shoulder. Dislocated left thumb. hairline fracture Tibula.

warm foam.....I hate that shit....
 
yeah, Becca, i dont agree with your post- skiing is so unpredictable at times, snow conditions can change just like that, and you can end up getting into a situation that is unavoidable- what about avalanches. you may not plan on one, but if it happens and you get injured, you cant so much help that. as for me, i've gotten some bruises on my face from bashing my knee into my face when i land on the flats off of a cliff drop. i've screwed up some ligaments in my foot and lower leg as well.

 
2 bones in my shoulder, a bunch of ligiments a couple broken thums, bruised heals, cut on my face, and that should do it.

 
this is older then some1s mother(shut up). But yeah, i just dislocated a disc in my back, and it hurts.

now when somebody asks me if i ever decapitated a fetus, i know what to say- My lab partner after a dissection gone wrong.
 
broke my fingering knuckle in half, mega skiiers thumb, and recently stabbed myself in the eye with my own ski. couple stiches later and it looks like i can fight. but its ok cause..

bitches dig stiches

 
broke two thumbs, bruised ribs, fucked up my knee, did somehing real bad to my hip flexor, pulled/tore ligaments muscles in my neck, paralyzed for about a half minute after i came too after the neck accident...

 
broken neck, back, hip, um, nuts

_________________

conversation with a canadian chick:

me: your money is fucking worthless

her: you got something against canadians?

me:no, just their money

her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?

me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands

her:wait a minute...good point

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
 
What's up with the super old threads being brought back to life? New members maybe? Now that I'm done with that...1 broken ankle, 1 broken wrist, minor concussion, sprained ankle.

'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'

Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
 
broken phemur(sp), clavicle, all bones in left hand, neck, colar, ankle. and some other stuff.

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skiing is just another way to please yourself without the mess.

 
oh god...i'm like a walking accident. once when I tried snowboarding, I fell and broke my wrist and tailbone. last season i broke 3 ribs and had internal bleeding. this season, big charlie horse that's as hard as hell, and a big concussion...and thats all i can remember that i did

i hate spor's-Stupid People On Rented Skis :)
 
broke all 4 fingers when i was first learning, and didnt let go of a safety, slashed up my rear with bindings/shrap skies, and lots of bruses, and i think im jibbing on a torn ligiment or a slightly fractyred leg ( but i dont know, havent had time to head to the hospital....2buisy skiing)

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Bones Heal - Go Crazy

 
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