What happens the first time you smoke

haha i forgot about the laughing...oh how I miss the laughing. but once you are over that you can do lots of things in public with out looking really stupid
 
first time i smoked was skiing and smoked a lot too, didnt get high at all but just had these periods where id forget where i was.

First time i got high i was really fucked. This sensation crept up my legs to my torso then my arms and when it finally hit my head i was done. I started freaking out and got up and ran out of the house in the middle of the night in the winter. I cant even explain what happened to me, it was like i was in a different body looking at myself but not, it was the scariest thing of my life, but i still smoke to this day and this was like 4 years ago.
 
I wish I still laughed and looked stupid, God those were the days.

"Hey uhh... I'd like... hehehe... uhh... hmm.. uh how about.. uh I'll take.. a dozen bahahahaha... sorry sorry, a dozen donuts"

"OK, which kind?"

"Uhm... (various decision-making noises and giggles for five minutes) uh... OK, uh.. I'll take four glazed and five extra chocolate"

"We don't have extra chocolate, and that's only nine donuts"

"OH! Hahaha, uhm... well, I guess I'll just take regular chocolate then. And uh... hmmm... how about... how about.. hahaha.. uhm sorry sorry... ah.. how about a Boston Cream"

"Alright, but you still have two more donuts, sir"

"Oh, shit uh... oh shit.. uhm.. let's do another glazed"

"..."

"Oh yeah oh yeah, sorry sorry, uh... OK so two more glazed. WAIT! No... So you don't have extra chocolate?"

"..No.."

"OK, so... well... hahaha, shit, sorry uh.. ah shit... uh... Bovine Cream"

"Bavarian Cream"

"Oh... hahaha, er.. yeah, sorry Bovinian Cream, that one, you got it. Yeah"

Haha, I got so into making that conversation, brought back so many great memories. Well... hazy, but still great.
 
THROAT BURN! well maybe it was just me, the first time i smoked was out of a large bong. I didnt get high though, I was already sooooo tired that I just passed out anyway.
 
no, it's true. you'r body can only take in so much THC at once. holding it in does not get you any higher than breathing in and blowing it right back out. whatever blood is in the lungs at the time will absorb what it can.
 
dude just make sure you hit the bowl, pipe, bong, joint /blunt, then take it away from your mouth, and while holding the smoke, breathe in thru your mouth and that will make sure its in your lungs, then hold it till you cough cause the longer you hold it in the more time it has to dissipate into your lungs.

as far as gettin high goes, its not like something you'll miss if u dont pay attention, you'll know believe me just make sure you take at least 4 or 5 nice hits that make you cough your balls off
 
God this argument is beat to fucking death on this site. TRY IT. Just TRY holding it for five to ten seconds.
 
Common misconception, this is just a myth that has been proven wrong. Frequent hits that aren't held in too long are the best way to get you to blorztown, and gets you higher than holding it in, and your lungs don't get as fucked.
 
I have to respectfully disagree, sir. As you will soon witness, I have assembled an array of methodically tested and thoroughly repeated exercises that demonstrate the inaccuracy of your post. Observe...

Exhibit A:

I own one of those crack pipes for weed they sell at head shops. They are ideal for taking quick, frequent hits because they cherry easily and for a long time; however, the hits are harsh because it's a short metal pipe, so you take frequent hits as large as you can handle at a quick pace to keep it cherried. A bowl of this does, admittedly, get me pretty high. I persistently notice a longer, better high from less weed than it takes to pack the crack pipe out of a shitty one chamber bubbler when I'm holding each hit in for five or more seconds. In fact, when I don't care about keeping my crack pipe cherried and I hold each one of those hits in, I get higher too.

Exhibit B:

I'm smoking while I write this, and to be perfectly honest I forgot my second exhibit. It was really fucking good, I wish I could remember it, but for the life of me I can't. I really wish I'd just made a note of it ahead of time... Son of a bitch. For the record, I was holding my hits in this time, and given this epic fail on my part, I feel that it's an important thing to note.

Grab yourself a bong and one day, pack a bowl and hit it your way. Then do it my way (five seconds). It won't hurt your lungs that bad, I swear. Go in with an open mind and honestly tell me your way is better. This isn't just to Alex_G, all of you who disagree. So this argument fucking dies. Do it.


 
When i tried it my friends told me to hold it in as long as possible. I ended up really lightheaded and on the way back to the house i tripped on a fence and cut up my shoulder. That also happened to be the night my friends tried shrooms ( i didn't) and i was really freaked out by how they were acting so i ended up sitting on the couch watching a movie then falling asleep. Oh, and i didn't get high.
 
I have? and it does nothing different? You can't argue this. It's a fact. You absorb whatever THC your blood absorbs almost instantaneously.
 
hahahahahahahahahah what a beautifully written argument...i guess other people work differently, i get suuuuper high when i hit and exhale really quickly and repeatedly about 10 times from a blunt more than anything else, but maybe thats just me. Bongs work beautifully too but not for quick repitition, however if you took about 5 rips in a row with good nug you can be knocked out pretty good.
 
And then you start getting weird looks from people, and if you fuck up for long enough you get to see the dawning of realization on their faces as they notice your bloodshot eyes and giggly explosions... oh God...
 
Took me 3 times to get high. So dont give up your first time if nothing happens. And you'll know when your high. Its way to much fun. go to www.erowid.org for all the drug info you'll ever need

 
if you hate how people regard your opinion on smoking why do you post in every single one of the smoking threads?
 
All of this was true for me. But I didn't smoke. I had some THC?Hash Candy (which I reccommend) It got me ripped so hard the first time and it was the first time I'd done anything. We were at a movie and I went threw 2 big bags of popcorn and 2 huge drinks. And I would remember something funny and just start cracking up for like a minute then totatlly forget what I was laughing about and feel stupid. Also maybe it was cause I was in public but I felt really paranoid.
 
haha and it gets even better when you have a car full of people trying to order from the drive through and the lady gets mad.

but that reminded me of a story, so we were on our way to moab and just smoked a J and a couple of bowls. my friend hardly ever smokes..so he has the munchies and trys to buy a bag of chips. the lady at the gas station asks for money and he just looks at her, and then opens the bag and starts to eat them instead of paying
 
my first time(must have been 15), i couldnt stop laughing. i was grinning so hard, my face hurt. we were doing somersaults and shit. it made me really giddy the first time.
 
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