the first time i smoked i smoked out of a 2 litre waterfall/gravity bong, hit that twice, and then smoked out of a little water bottle pipe for a minute and then couldn't stop laughing.  so i went inside, laughed at all my roommates a lot more, and then someone put radiohead on.  and then the shit started.  i felt like a thousand curved daggers were sliding under my skin from my left shoulder to my right hip pulling the skin off my back as they did so.  i started to cry, and as i cried my eyes were turning into slanted lines on either side of my face.  my friends took me into another room and calmed me down for a while, but i was still freaking out pretty seriously.  when i closed my eyes i saw a different house (one i used to live in) and i hallucinated that my friend's body was growing longer and longer, stretching out forever.  i finally got over myself and i went back out to where all my roommates were and hung out for the rest of the night. instead of seeing my friends, though, i just saw orbs of colour (mostly blue and purple, two were red/green).  and my world was made up on cinderblocks like in Mario when you're underground.
the end. it was scary and exciting.