What happened to the thread "how to have sex with a girl"

it had won oof the funniest replies ive ever seen on ns. something about getting beer from the liquor stor by wipping it out on the counter and pissing everywher, so that the store owner slams his fist down on yur dick, so that his fingerprints will be all over yur dick and u can then blackmsil him into giving you a free sixpack
 
Can't lift fingerprints off skin, unless there is an excessive amount of oil or dye on the fingers to start with. Your dick is getting pounded for nothing.
 
that reminds me of a thread about putting condoms over your balls. also had some of the funniest replies ive ever read, hence my sig
 
Get Alone with a girl pull your dick out, she will know what to do. If she doesn't, put it in the hole, its like

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