What happened to jib life?

C.A.V.

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so i just found out about this game and it looks dope but cant find any where to play it? lol shredsauce will do
 
i didnt donate but i got it in with the owner, so i got it already. im kinda lonely at nintendo park in whistler, come find me im wearing lethal descent bee pants and a saga enlisted grey vest.
 
god I love the freeworld multiplayer. so fucking amazing. the footage editor is the best, i think though. Did you see in the new update they added the new lvl 1 boots?
 
ya dude, i dont have enough cash though, but i hear that big bear is starting a war of the rails comp in about 15 minutes, so im gonna enter that.
 
fuck man. i must have missed the registration for that. guess i can sign up for rails 2 riches still. i gotta get my rail stats up/
 
jib life is so beyond dead and beaten, that even trolling about trolling jib life has gotten old.

I'll be straight with ya...it doesn't exist. Never has, and most likely never will.
 
say what you want, but we were laughing at jib life for probably 4 years before you even joined NS.

It definitely seemed possible for awhile though...then they disappointed so bitterly.
 
why? so you can all go on trying to continue a joke that was beaten to death in 2009?

I think it was the abortionator who made the epic jib life thread. That was probably the peak of jib life both as an actual game and a joke.
 
Why don't you GTFO then?

You come out as that annoying dude who ruins a good joke with that "not funny, my mother actually is ..." line.
 
and you come off as being the annoying dude who tries to make a NOT joke 6 years after everyone else got sick of hearing them.

but now that I've ruined your little joke, you can all go back to enjoying your little circlejerk pretending that you're playing a fake game.
 
Im fuckin terrible at rails cause my internet sucks so badly. I was trying to enter a rail jam in custom multiplayer and it said that my regions were wrong or something, I guess theyre going to fix it with a patch that comes out with the next update, the one thats adding whistler blackcomb
 
Yeah, I still have my beta copy from back when ON3P and Saga was still on board.

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your seeming like the so called "12 year old" that bishop brought out in his thread and this is exactly what hes trying to fucking stop. if the op's asking a question, ANSWER THAT SHIT!!!! dont be a douche who just fucks with people who dont know the answer. jokes like this are so old, chads gap gap got blown the fuck up? I can find secrets in the level 1 calendar? if i get full tilts ill have magical powers? tommy walnuts?!!!

grow up, this is a skiing site, not a troll station
 
I heard that Red Bull just sponsored it? HYPE HYPE HYPE, I went and saw the remains of chads today.
 
Really? Pull that dildo out of your ass and go talk to people IRL if you wanna have constructive conversations.

This is an internet forum, people come here to waste time and kick back with other fellow skiers/snowboarders. Don't take anything on the internet so seriously, ever.

*I realize this was quite contradictory, so here's the easy route

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Because its the internet constructive conversations can't happen? Pull your head out of your ass, it's an internet forum and shit happens i get that, this is one of the only forum sites that I go on besides pink bike occasionally and this site kicks ass! its hilarious and I always get new jokes and learn about shit i never knew about before and i love being with people who are fellow skiers or boarders, but (believe it or not) sometimes people actually come here for questions and answers! so why not actually help them out instead of fucking with them?
 
whatever you say bro beans.... just letting you know what i think, have fun putting all your efforts into pointless trolls that you feel are "actually worth it"
 
pricing:$5 - gets you breck (and CoC park), some urban, most of the clothing ways, limited multiplayer

$10 - All previous, gets you Whistler, more urban, all clothing ways

$15 - All previous, Keystone, all urban, custom skis (all skis), full multiplayer

$25 - All previous, mammoth, alaska, and jib life merch/gold version, where you updates first and limited edition swag

$50 - All previous, Innsbruck, custom parks/maps, body design, and custom style (coolest part imo)
 
nice comeback other than having more proof, how about you go get a video of someone actaully playing it and stop being a douche bag
 
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