what for a gf's b-day?

from what i hear, i dildo does the trick

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
do it buy her a dildo...b like this is for when im not around u

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It depends how long have you been dating her and how old are you

~Ella

Question authority and live for yourself

Ella and Lauren: changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
 
under 18 prob not a good idea uless youve been goin out for more then a year. its kinda weird too lots of girls will be like what the fuck. get her something 'nice' or make her something nice.

sometimes I can, like, read peoples minds... its like I have Espn or something...

'Am I fighting to live or am I living to fight, what am I trying to see if there aint nothin in sight? why am I trying to give, if no one gives me a try? why am I dying to live if I'm just living to die? - Tupac Shakur

...Germans dicovered this city in 1804. They named it san diago... which in german, means giant whale vagina... -Ron burgundy
 
u can put ur name on it, and put a note that says 'hope your always thinking of me'

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
Get her something that comes from the heart. I took about a month to cut out a bunch of tiny pictures of me and my girlfriend and stuck them all to a bristol board. I was pretty dope. There were so many pictures. But then again, jewelry and slippers to the trick aswell.



yeah, rockin' the heartagram.

...ccr/dfp represent

feel the rush
 
bud i say jewley of some sort, like one of those link bracelts, or is sh'e already got one, get her some links, that chicks like.

«*$*Carney*$*»

Brent likes to do his women like he like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
all these guys are dumb. Get her something that comes from the heart. Girls dig that shit man. DO IT



yeah, rockin' the heartagram.

...ccr/dfp represent

feel the rush
 
chocolate penises.

organic food= its better for you becuase its straight from nature....just like cow manure.
 
how about a new boyfriend who doesn't ask 13 yo internet twats what to get her for her birthday... or if you really want to impress her or make her think you're a stalker... one word 'tiffanys'

 
a coach handbag or a burberry scarf.

organic food= its better for you becuase its straight from nature....just like cow manure.
 
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