What food combo makes the most potent anal exhale?

scientifically, broccoli, meat, eggs. Chewing gum also give you more air to fart, but they are less concentrated of a smell.
 
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See that, that's the pizza inferno, available incrementally and random at German and Dutch Lidl's.

It's not really a pizza, it's more of a piece of cardboard very much akin to the rest of the box, and only divers in the fact that it's round and covered in an gargantuanly thick layer of spices.

Upon your first bite you will think: mmm. this is not too bad. Then it hits you. And it it's you hard, harder then Vitaly Klitchko in his prime.

If you manage to eat an entire pizza, (which is almost impossible) you will have the worst and most painful, smelly farts for the next two hours, followed by a moment of shitting that's excruciatingly painful as you will excrete the undigested slices of pain whole.
 
coffee and volcano burritos from taco bell are the worst offenders for me

that's why i have them every day
 
Siracha/Vodka shots. Mix these with parsley Garlic frys from the local food truck and you're in for 3 hours on the crapper followed by Vaseline to asshole applications to sooth burning.
 
I ate a Vegan restaurant in Portland today (I think oregon I think vegan hipsters so I always go for local cuisine.)

Came out of me within the hour.
 
Over the summer I stopped eating taco bell as much and then once school started I got back into it. I had lost all my immunity to its high-quality goodness and had the shits for days. But now my tolerance is back up so its all good
 
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