What feels better: first blow job or first stomped backy?

First bj was done by a girl by who currently has blowed more guys than she has fingers. For the record i was lucky number 3
 
I know haha, it was weird hadn't jerked it, had hardly even watched porn, had very little knowledge of what an orgasim was. You can imagine my surprise. She gave me a handy later and it didn't take long to figure out to do it myself
 
You my friend, are a rarity. How did you react to random boners? Because I probably would flip shit.
 
Yeah people are straight up lying on here. I know almost everybody would ditch their skis if a blowjob was offered.
 
While the first backflip isn't necessarily better, I have definitely experienced better backflips than the best bj's...But the best ever is when a really big, buck ass backflip gets you a blowjob...can't be beat.
 
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You obviously have only gotten one bj in your life, or at least only bj's from the same girl.

Let's just say some suck harder/better than others...
 
not a hooker.

i was at a house party of a friend of mine and his house mates, he studies biology and lives in a very nerd house, and even though he was 18 at the time he had an house mate that was around the 30 and already working.

the partytheme was worlddominators and i was dressed as ceasar.

the moment i arrived at the party, some 50 year old asian dressed like cleopatra comes up to me and says "oh youre ceasar! do you know cleopatra and ceasar had seks?" i was like uuuhh ok, but since i was already a little bit drunk and my friends were arround i started fooling around and dancing with her (just for the laughs, at this moment i was not drunk enough to actually find her any attractive) so the party goes on i started talking to my friends and every now an than she comes by to dance with me, i would dance for 5 minutes and go back to my beer and friends.

the nights goes on and eventually there were like 10 other people left including her, at that very moment i was about to pass out when she came totally wasted to me and pushed my back against the wall, started kissing my neck etc.

i started looking around and realized i would not get anything better that evening, so when she asked "hey, do you want to kiss with me" i said,'ok, but not here" so we left the party and walked into some alley next to is house.

before i even knew it she pulled down my toga (i was 100% ceasar so no underwear) and started to suck my dick. seriously i was that drunk that i should get a nobel prize to actually get my dick hard.

she asked me if i had a condom, but since i was 100% ceasar i did not. so luckily i didnt have that otherwise i would have banged an 50 year old asian in an alley.

but being that drunk it lasted like half ten hours to cum so after a short period of time i started to get bored and told her i was going to sleep, she asked me if i would go home with her but i told her no and went back to the party cause i had to sleep in my friends room.

and for the record: she is confirmed 50 years old, and really is the 50 years olde chinese woman you have printed in your mind right now, ugly as fuck.

im not proud of it, but its a damn good story!

now everybody makes fun of me when were talking about asians
 
Well ive obtained neither....but on another hand my friend had a chick try to go deep...lets just say she choke...she puked on his weiner
 
First bj was not nearly as exciting as it shoulda been. Had to instruct the betch the whole time.

First backflip tho!! Damn that shit was nuts. Backie def has my vote
 
12601256:Mr.Huck said:
Ah yes. My fist back flip, I landed on my face. My first blow job, her face landed in my lap, but it was only slightly less painful than putting my dick in a blender. It's funny when she asks you how it is, and you say great though gritted teeth. Actually, the moment when she stopped to ask me how she was doing was the most enjoyable part. I'm going to have to say landing on my face was actually way more enjoyable.
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The BJ sounds painfully, hope you're ok!
 
I dunno when yall got your first bj but if you were under 18 it probably sucked, let's be honest.

Landed my first back flip almost 13 years ago (7th grade claim) and it was fucking awesome.
 
13147786:pussyfooter said:
I dunno when yall got your first bj but if you were under 18 it probably sucked, let's be honest.

Landed my first back flip almost 13 years ago (7th grade claim) and it was fucking awesome.
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even if my first blowjob had been by a really hot women who sucks dick like a certified pro , my first backy felt so fucking good , I don't even know if it would have topped it
 
good head is not always that easy to come by. for example on the flipside, how many of you kiddos really believe you're that great at licking the cat.

definitely gonna go with first BJ cause what comes after first stomped backy.. first stomped dub-backy?? good head is always good head.

first and only time backflipping the last jump in the grand-prix course prolly felt better than my first BJ. I think that was the biggest adrenaline high I've felt on skis my entire life. Single backflips on big jumps are gnarly cause you float forever upsidedown
 
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