It was a blustery and cold wintery evening in December. I had nestled my frigid body by the fire in a bean bag with a box of cheez its. I had just come inside from snow blowing my driveway after mother earth had laid down a freshly knitted blanket of 6 inches of snow. Once my fingers had regained blood flow, I started to stuff my face with the ever so delicious cheez its. The box was of the original flavor, but the back of the box listed a few of the different flavors Sunshine has to offer. All looked good but one really caught my eye - Cheddar Jack - because my name is Jack.
The way "Cheddar Jack" rolled off the tongue tickled my fancy. As I sat there, my foot now toasty from the fire, I thought to myself how Cheddar Jack would make a good screen name. So from then on I have called myself CheddarJack on all things internet. Well, except for twitter and instagram where I am _CheddarJack because some bastard had taken the glorious name.
Fuck. I need to go to bed.