What does the rest of the world think of new zealand?

Beautiful place aesthetically, but having lots of close NZ friends and spending a fair bit of time there, it is an absolute shithole to live/work in..
 
ok new zealand is betta dan ausie nicer n we dnt have like killer snakes n spiders n shit. hw do we compare to the rest of the world? how does snowpark rate? n all our otha fields?
 
Lets just say, Kiwis and Aussies have the most attractive accents ever...

That, and their toilets flush backwards (that means the spin is backwards..)

And they have penguins..

and 12000+ foot extinct/dormant volcanos (or at least one..)

and they have an entirely different looking sky as far as the stars are concerned... (hence the southern cross on the flag)

and they have summer in winter and winter in summer..which means all us norhemis can go down there during our summer and still ski like its January!!

Yay Kiwiland!
 
NO WE FUCKING DONT!!!!!

that myth shits me to no end!!

a) the coreolis effect is only apparent in large scale weather patterns, not localised to toilets. proof: fill up the basin with water, let the plug out and push it clockwise with your hand, then fill it up again and push it anticlockwise. it just goes in the direction you push it

b) we dont have your heap of shit fucking toilets!!!! i couldnt believe every toilet had a plunger next to it & i think they backed up on me atleast once a week.

instead of this stupid huge pool of water that spins and does all this other bullshit then flushes pussily down the drain, our shitters just dump water into the bowl like a waterfall wich pummels all your shit down the drain. our toilets might back up once a year, and thats only if you do something stupid.

they also use about 1/3 as much water

I FUCKING HATE AMERICAN TOILETS!!!!!
 
^ i must say, the toilets were impressive. they did use less water and flushed better, you dont see as many of those here in canada. although i have seen a few. in closing, i like the waterfall toilets, but i havent been to japan.
 
Where in america were you? Because if I'm not mistaken, an American company created the pressure assisted toilet (yeah yeah. I used to work in the plumbing dept. at the Home Depot.. for a month)

Also, i live in a county in California where we are not allowed to have toilets or dishwashers, or washing machines or anything like that that use more than a certain literage per appliance... For example, the government fuckin PAID us for our toilet.. which we spent on a new one.. the ones that go WHOOOSH and suck everything down real fast (pressure assisted) and they use like 3/4's less water than our old 1970's toilets.

SO CHILL THE FUCK OUT MATE! :D
 
i went to italy and in our group were these two people husband and wife from NZ and they were BY FAR the ugliest two people ive ever seen. they looked like inbred mutants. but snow park looks sick i wanna go there
 
Wikipedia.. hmm.

New Zealand is one of the least corrupt countries, according to Transparency International.

When we were on a cruise, we stopped there for a couple days. Hmm I'll try to find some pics. It's defiantely a beautiful place, with ubber friendly people.

 
its seems pretty sick there, good skiing and stuff. I don't really know to much about or what the cities are like if they have big cities. Snowpark always looks sick.
 
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