What does it feel like to be high?

God, I just realized it's really hard to describe haha... You feel incredibly good and happy and at peace with the world. Like you just had awesome sex, or you just found out school is canceled for a powder day, or you woke up early only to find out you get to sleep for three more hours. Everything is chill and happy and interesting and most importantly, funny as all hell.

Also depends on what you're smoking.. it's your first time, so there's a 99.999% chance you will get indica. Awesome body high, but it's the stereotypical "couch lock" tired and relaxed feeling that makes you just wanna sit around all day.
 
its legal to possess up to an ounce within city limits for personal use, if youre over 21. its still illegal to possess if youre under 21, and its still illegal or grow or sell.
 
just try it. describing a feeling that is not naturally produced by your body to someone who has never felt it is futile.

describe red to someone who has been blind since birth

describe a Musical Symphony to someone who is deaf

describing being high to someone who has never been high is very similar. you can describe some of the effects but the whole package together.

just try it its harmless you wont lose control you wont die, and you wont get addicted. then make your own analysis of how it feels
 
it really depends on the weed. some makes you really hungry, some makes your really happy, and some just makes you paranoid. just try it with friends you trust. make your own decision from there.
 
you have to be joking, you actually think that a cop would get on NS and monitor if people smoke pot or not. cops are online to catch child molesters not pot smoking teenagers. what the hell are they going to do? you dont have any weed on you nor are you high so you can talk about it all day. and if you are in denver you can legally pocess a small quanity of pot.
 
depends on the weed and depends on you...

I have had everything from full-on visual hallucinations to just a general sense of confusion.

I can't smoke very much at once, though... I have a weird reaction that's sorta like a panic attack and my heart speeds up which is bad because if it goes too fast it eventually gets tired and slows down to like 1/3 my normal rest rate and then I pass out. So you might want to take it easy the first time, just in case.
 
so since you live in denver and i live in golden come to echo this weekend and ill smoke you down on the lift, you seriously become so much more steezeyer and shiz and you can just flow
 
Yea no shit sherlock. Its just kind of suspicious that someone signs up, makes a bunch of bullshit posts, and then makes this thread...and then lies saying "i don't post here often", when the account was created about a half hour before. But maybe that's just perfectly normal, I don't know.
 
this guy is just on a fucking mission. if people want to talk to skiiiiiiiing, let them. i'm skiing with her this weekend, and i trust her completely. you just need to let people make their own decisions about this stuff.
 
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enhances smell taste and eye sight, i enjoy doing hw or reading scriptures in the bible because it just makes much more sence to me and i can take it in for a deeper meaning
 
first time i got ultra high, i got pretty scared sitting in the passenger seat while my buddy was driving high as well (bad choice). i kept forgetting what we were doing, and where we were going, and would look down and look up again and not know where we were. kind of a bad experience.
 
first time i got real high i was in a jersey suburb called fair lawn. We smoke behind this school and made the walk back to the rode to walk to the CVS toget food or something. I got around the first block, blanked out, awoke back up, noticed my bro was doing the same thing. We were bugging out cause everything looked the same and we knew were here before, like we were walking in circles. Turns out we were actually walking around the same block twice. Quite commical.
 
it makes everything funer. it like enhances everything you do. and your throught goes sorta numb, but it feels great. you kinda feel happy about everything. and eating could never be more enjoyable.

the high itself feels like..hard to describe, but basically you feel light and fluffy, and your eyes make you look like a asian, and you are very content with your suroundings.

and also, for me anyway, you feel like your on a tv show, the way you talk anyway.

decribing this is as hard as describing the smell of weed.
 
Alright so this is a multi post.

First, Why I like weed so much better then booze is because with booze your mind AND your body is slowed down. So not only do you blabber and sound like an idiot you fall all over the place and make very stupid decsions. With weed only your mind is slowed down. It feels disconnected from your body. I remember tripping over a shoe (I would have while sober as well) and heading straight for this counter. My mind was like "FUCK! This is gonna hurt!" but my body was like "No way Mind, I got this!" and sort of dodged it with a spinning footstep thing and just walked away. My mind was like "HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS AMAZING!" and my body was like "Whats Up."

Second, 'skiiiiiiing' (or whatever) you cant expect to post a thread about marijuana and not have someone think your a cop. Excess weed leads to paranoia. Thats not a scientific fact, but I'm a sketch bag. And so is that other guy. A lot more than me as well.

Third, have you noticed how they can't put smoking and driving commercials with fatal consquences in them. In drinking and drving someone always ends up dying. But in smoking and driving, the one I saw, the big brother forgot to pick up his little bro from soccer and the kid just sat on the curb in the rain till it was dark. And then there is those ones with t he talking shirt, poster and zig zag. Those kids werent going to drive anywhere anyway. Walking, bike riding or skateboarding would have been WAY funner then driving. Even if they did go driving they wouldn't ahve been a threat, they would have gone 30km/h MAX. and would be sketched the entire time.

So in short, weed is pretty fun, casually. Don't turn it into a habit, just once in awhile, and often for a reason, and socially. If your not doing this, your disrespecting the mary jane, and she's never happy about that.
 
for me, everything becomes epic and i get so stoked on everything i see but i dont get loud or giggly. i just sit back and watch tv or a movie or go to a playground with friends and just mellow out big time.

as stated before, its different for everyone.

make sure you know how to smoke before you do also, cuz so many people dont and they just end up taking hits and keeping it in their mouth or exhale right away
 
Jesus, would not smoke weed. That's what he would NOT do.

His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie I, Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah, King of Kings of Ethiopia and Elect of God (AKA Jah), would however.

so if the J in WWJD? stands for Jah, then it's all ok.
 
yeah like fucking sandy! what a douche.

sorry but i shared a j with him and he just took bitch hits ant then complained he wasnt getting high. ass.
 
For me personally its just really relaxing and calming. I'll take a couple hits from a bong and feel like my eyes are heavy, but Im not tired. You kind of zone out and focus on things you want to focus on and think about it in ways you never would before. When I stand up I get light headed and if I turn my head fast it feels like my eyes are catching up to me. Some things tend to be funnier but its just a much more relaxed and fun time. Smoking is an awesome way of relieving stress and winding down a hard day. Its sweet.
 
PHYSICAL EFFECTS



The first mild sensations may be felt instantly after smoking half a

joint, or an hour after having eaten some. Usually you creep slowly

into a stoned condition, inch by inch sliding upward, but if you’ve

eaten it, it may come on you suddenly, and strike you full force in the

middle of a word. If the latter happens, it may sound like this: “So

while I was shopping in the market I saw this fantastically beautiful

chick, and I wanted to meet her. I was just about to use the ‘drop the

jar of mustard on her foot’ ploy, when she…uh…what? What were we

talking about?” And if the people you’re talking to are stoned, they

won’t remember either.

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stoned suddenly and with full force most often is typical of having

eaten rather than having smoked the grass. The reason is probably that

an hour after you’ve eaten the grass, you’ve partially forgotten about

it, and are therefore unconscious of the early barely perceptible

signposts of being stoned.

The first sensation you will feel will be physical; a new tingling

of some sort, a band of light pressure around your temples or in your

shoulders or back. You become aware of your knees or your instep, or

your head seems heavy and filled with chopped brown paper, or it might

feel empty and floating farther above your shoulders than it’s supposed

to. You might also become aware of your anus or genitalia. (If this

happens, concentrate on it. Get to know it. Make it your friend.)

Your body might become warm or cold, but rarely enough to cause any

real discomfort. And you will relax. This relaxation almost instantly

melts into a quiet contemplative euphoria, and a soft muting of

everything from the corners in your room to the texture of your chair.

Suddenly you’re through the looking glass. It’s your bedroom or living

room all right, and everything is exactly the same, but everything is

exactly different than it ever was before you were stoned. And suddenly

you don’t care about your arthritis, or that you have to appear in

court the next day because of a speeding ticket, or that you’ve got a

mid-term paper due in two days, or that you’ve only got one ear.

Because suddenly you’ve discovered that the grain in the wood in the

paneling on the door looks like the ripples of water when a rock is

lobbed into a calm pond. And the photograph with the black border is

suddenly given an interpretation because of the black border which now

signifies something. And there’s a feeling going through your entire

body that is sensual and exciting and you start to dig it. And

everything is great and you just want to sit there and enjoy it.

You’ll also discover that grass is an analgesic, and will reduce

pain considerably. As a matter of fact, many women use it for

dysmenorrhea or menorrhagia when they’re out of Pamprin or Midol. So if

you have an upset stomach, or suffer from pains of neuritis or

neuralgia, smoke grass. If pains persist, smoke more grass.

PSYCHOLOGICAL EFFECTS

Sometimes the early psychological changes coincide with the early

physical changes experienced while stoned, but the famous

mind-expansion (defined by us as pushed out of shape) comes after the

first physical sensations.

One of the important things to remember when stoned is that grass

distorts and heightens your awareness of both the outside world and

your own psyche. This heightening and distortion sometimes work

together, often resulting in confusion because you’re not sure of

whether you’re seeing something more clearly than before or just

differently.

Profound Revelations

Here comes another one of those conclusions that will send a lot of

people into fits of pique: there is not such thing as a profound

revelation while stoned! At the time of the thought, you may think that

when you reveal it the universe will shake, but if you can recall it

later when you’re straight, you’ll laugh at its insignificance.

The definitive story of false profundity concerns a well-known

writer who, one evening while stoned (on something other than grass -

but the principal is the same) was struck by a revelation of universal

truth. He was overwhelmed by its significance and managed to bring

himself back to reality long enough to scramble to his writing desk and

frantically scribble his new-found wisdom on a scratch pad. The next

morning our hero awoke, remembered that he had had some kind of vision

and leaped out of bed to read what he had written. He picked up the

piece of paper and read: “There’s a funny smell in the room.”

For those of you who still disagree with us, ask yourself this: In

all the thousands of hours you have spent stoned out of your mind, have

you ever once conceived of or invented something, or combined things in

a new way, that had permanent substance and meaning? Oh, you’ve

probably found a new way to interpret Dylan’s “115th Dream,” or you may

have discovered a hitherto invisible burst capillary just beneath the

skin on an inner thigh of a friend, or you may have drawn a groovy

flower - but really profound, never. Ginsberg is right. Grass is fun.

(That’s Allen Ginsberg. Ralph Ginzburg is also right.)

The fact that Samuel Taylor Coleridge saw a vision of the fragmented

“Kubla Khan” while under the influence of laudanum (a liquid opiate),

was shaken from the vision by a knock on the door, and, when he

returned to write, the vision was there no more, weakens our argument

not at all. Coleridge was a phenomenally gifted poet when he wasn’t

stoned on opiates; “Kubla Khan” is one of his least important poems;

laudanum isn‘t grass; and who knocked on the door?

Here are two “profound” revelations revealed to our friend Ernie

while he was stoned: “Survival of the species is everybody’s business,”

and “No matter how much you dislike pickles, it is, after all, the only

thing that you can do with cucumbers.” At the time, Ernie was quite

excited with these revelations and made an attempt to call the

President to tell him about them.

What may cause this magnification of the importance of certain

things is that your mind seems to be racing along, and, sometimes,

operating on a number of levels at once. Coupled with the fact that you

often have a tendency to forget everything almost as it happens,

certain thoughts take on secondary and even tertiary meanings, and the

whole thing can become very confusing.

Let’s listen in on a quiet scene in the house down the street. Andy

and Virginia are very stoned, and spending the evening listening to

their collection of old records and giggling a lot. Right now “The

Syncopated Clock” is on the gramophone. Shhh, Virginia is going to

speak:

VIRGINIA: Are you hungry?

ANDY: No. (Long reflective pause.) Wait a minute. Did you mean am I

hungry for food, or am I hungry in the abstract, like hungry for

knowledge or adventure?

VIRGINIA: What were we talking about?

ANDY: You asked if I were hungry.

VIRGINIA: Did I?

ANDY: Yes.

VIRGINIA: Well, are you?

ANDY: Am I what?

Time and Space

Your awareness of time and space also becomes confused. Things seem

to take an unearthly long time, although sometimes, much less often,

things which should take a long time, seem to have zipped by in an

instant. Zipping slips by in an instant. Unzipping seems to take

forever.

Our friend Ernie says he’ll never forget his first experience at a

rock music concert while stoned. The group playing was the Doors and

the first number was an eleven minute song called, “When The Music’s

Over.” Two minutes into the song, Ernie leaned over to his girl friend

and asked, “How many songs have they played?” “This is the first one,”

she replied. “Oh,” Ernie said, but two minutes later he leaned over

again and asked, “How many now?” “How many what?” she asked. “How many

songs have they played now?” “One. Just one,” she said. “Come on!”

Ernie said, in disbelief. “No, really.” “Oh,” Ernie said, unsatisfied.

Two minutes later, Ernie leaned the other way and asked the stranger

next to him, “Say, how many songs have they played?” The stranger

answered, “Uh, wow, uh, you got a cigarette?” A minute later the

stranger leaned over behind Ernie and began talking to Ernie’s girl

friend, and before the song was over the two of them split.

Space alteration is totally unpredictable. Sometimes the room looks

longer or shorter. The ceiling is three floors above you or an inch

from your head. Maybe there will be no space alteration in your room

whatever, but get up and walk down a flight of stairs and that flight

of stairs becomes infinite.

It should be obvious that things which require good judgment of time

and space should be scrupulously avoided when stoned. Things to

especially avoid are cooking an egg, driving a car, and tightrope

walking.

Time disorientation can sometimes cause you needless concern. Who

hasn’t experienced having his girl friend say that she is going to the

kitchen for some Tab, and then not see her again for two days? After

concern that she has accidentally locked herself in the refrigerator,

or been spirited away by Caryl Chessman, you run into the kitchen and

yell, “What’s the matter?” only to realize that she’s been gone a

minute and a quarter.
 
I KILLED SOMEONE THE BODY IS OUTSIDE OF SEATTLE IN A DITCH ON THE FREEWAY COVERED IN LITTER!

wow... sure hope she's not a cop, i had to get that off my chest.
 
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