What doctorate should I get?

TheRadCactus

TheRadCactus

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I was recently ordained as a minister in the Universal Life Church (free and practically instantaneous). I initially did it as a joke and so that I would be able to legally conduct my friend's wedding, but now I'm interested in ordering one of their doctorate programs. For less than $30, I can become a Doctor os Metaphysics, Doctor of Immortality, or Doctor of the Universe. I can't decide which one I like best! And in case you're wondering about their credibility, here's a list of other ministers:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ministers_of_the_Universal_Life_Church

Besides, the ordination was free, so whether it's legit or not doesn't bother me too much.
 
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Whether I "get to" or not, I'm going to : ) Some of them are accredited doctorates, so they should, in theory, be just as official as a PhD from Yale. But I just want to TECHNICALLY be Dr. TheRadCactus...so if I ever get into a debate with someone, I can just say, "Are you a doctor of the universe? Didn't think so."
 
Why pay the $30, why not just start calling yourself a doctor, make yourself a certificate and run with it.

You'll be just as qualified.

But then again take the example of gillian mckeith,http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gillian_mckeith

She is famous as a lifestyle guru and nutritionist in the UK but she bought her doctorate of the internet.
 
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